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    I thought this would be a fun post. A friend and I were discussing how guys like to name there penis, and she had heard of some pretty funny ones. I cant remember them, so I'll have to ask her again. What are some funny ones you have heard?
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    Petey... LOL


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    My mooooooooonkey.
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    Pimple.
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    My girl has called mine "The POKEY" for years. I really don't know why other then "He" wakes her up every morning "poking fun" at her. ..... don't ask questions ya really dont wanna know the answer to.
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    I used to call mine Mr. Happy til I realized it doesn't matter what I call it, it won't cum when called anyhow! lol
    Last edited by Blade; 11-12-2004 at 09:32 PM.

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    I call my boyfriend's Gilmore because he makes me so happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    I used to call mine Mr. HAppy til I realized it doesn't matter what I call it, it won't cum when called anyhow! lol


    same here! Actually, mine has a split personality - my girlfriend referred to them as Mr. Happy and Mr. Limpy

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    In honor of ex president Richard Nixon : Tricky Dicky

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    I just call mine Tiny TicTac. LOL

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    Hubby now calls his "Mr Happy" too! LOL.. The pickup line that he used on me once.. "I'm hung like a gnat but I can breathe through my ears!". Let me tell ya, I swooned! LMFAO

    The Ex-Hubby and I named his. Someone had given us a book at our reception called "The Newlyweds' Guide To Sex On The First Night." They had a list of names and what they meant. We picked "Thor" which supposedly meant "Powerful and Unstoppable." LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trix
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    OMG

    "Mine" has the same nickname

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    My friend (who's name is Grant) refers to his as "'lil Grant".

    I thought it was funny and when I was talking to another friend I made a joke where I referred to his the same way (something silly like "did that make 'lil Anthony cum poke his head out ?").

    I got "if you value my erection please never use the word "lil" when talking about anything remotely associated with my cock" *LOL*
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    Mine's known as Dick



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    It was a dancer who first told me it needed a name, so I used Mark, my middle name. I was surprised how many dancers (and one nurse) talked to Mark. I went along with it, even sent an Internet valentine from Mark to a favorite: "I love you so much, but you kiss Sportswriter more than me." It worked.

    Recently a new young favorite asked what his name was. I said "Mark" and she said, "Arrgggh, that was my ex-boyfriend's name. Can I call him Frankie?" Whatever. But now when I walk in the club, she yells "FRANKIE" and everyone who knows me gives me this WTF? look.

    The other deal is that my favorites have all given their cookies their middle names.

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    Ugh, my middle name is that of my grandmother, creepy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    "I'm hung like a gnat but I can breathe through my ears!"
    I'm very confused. I don't get it *straight over my head*

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    I'm very confused. I don't get it *straight over my head*
    Lol, What would you need to stop mouth breathing for??

    Maybe some taco savouring?



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    Lol, What would you need to stop mouth breathing for??

    Maybe some taco savouring?
    I still don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    I still don't get it.

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    She calls him "willy" and she loves to set him free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    I still don't get it.
    LOL You're too much girl!

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