I thought this would be a fun post. A friend and I were discussing how guys like to name there penis, and she had heard of some pretty funny ones. I cant remember them, so I'll have to ask her again. What are some funny ones you have heard?
I thought this would be a fun post. A friend and I were discussing how guys like to name there penis, and she had heard of some pretty funny ones. I cant remember them, so I'll have to ask her again. What are some funny ones you have heard?
" Remember during each test there is some girl in Australia jealous of you who wants to do what you're doing."- Lilithmorrigan
" If you're young and sexy, why not spend a few years Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper
Petey... LOL
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My mooooooooonkey.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





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Former SCJ now in rehab.
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The Beast
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My girl has called mine "The POKEY" for years. I really don't know why other then "He" wakes her up every morning "poking fun" at her. ..... don't ask questions ya really dont wanna know the answer to.
14 years working in Strip Clubs. "What a long strange trip it's been"
I used to call mine Mr. Happy til I realized it doesn't matter what I call it, it won't cum when called anyhow! lol
Last edited by Blade; 11-12-2004 at 09:32 PM.
I call my boyfriend's Gilmore because he makes me so happy![]()
Originally Posted by Blade
same here! Actually, mine has a split personality - my girlfriend referred to them as Mr. Happy and Mr. Limpy![]()
Stanley
Charlie
Wilbur
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In honor of ex president Richard Nixon : Tricky Dicky
I just call mine Tiny TicTac. LOL
Hubby now calls his "Mr Happy" too! LOL.. The pickup line that he used on me once.. "I'm hung like a gnat but I can breathe through my ears!". Let me tell ya, I swooned! LMFAO
The Ex-Hubby and I named his. Someone had given us a book at our reception called "The Newlyweds' Guide To Sex On The First Night." They had a list of names and what they meant. We picked "Thor" which supposedly meant "Powerful and Unstoppable." LOL





OMGOriginally Posted by Trix
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"Mine" has the same nickname![]()
My friend (who's name is Grant) refers to his as "'lil Grant".
I thought it was funny and when I was talking to another friend I made a joke where I referred to his the same way (something silly like "did that make 'lil Anthony cum poke his head out ?").
I got "if you value my erection please never use the word "lil" when talking about anything remotely associated with my cock"*LOL*
And you hunger for the time,
Time to heal, desire time.
And your earth moves beneath
your own dream landscape...
U2, "A Sort of Homecoming"





Mine's known as Dick![]()





It was a dancer who first told me it needed a name, so I used Mark, my middle name. I was surprised how many dancers (and one nurse) talked to Mark. I went along with it, even sent an Internet valentine from Mark to a favorite: "I love you so much, but you kiss Sportswriter more than me." It worked.
Recently a new young favorite asked what his name was. I said "Mark" and she said, "Arrgggh, that was my ex-boyfriend's name. Can I call him Frankie?" Whatever. But now when I walk in the club, she yells "FRANKIE" and everyone who knows me gives me this WTF? look.
The other deal is that my favorites have all given their cookies their middle names.![]()
Ugh, my middle name is that of my grandmother, creepy.
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
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I'm very confused. I don't get it *straight over my head*Originally Posted by Rhiannon





Lol, What would you need to stop mouth breathing for??Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
Maybe some taco savouring?![]()
Because there ain't no tits on the radio





I still don't get it.Originally Posted by hardkandee
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Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
EATING THE COOCH![]()





She calls him "willy" and she loves to set him free.
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
LOL You're too much girl!Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
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