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    One of my favorite custies is a retired marine who served in Nam. Since Yesterday was Vetrans Day we did alot of talking about the Marines. I just had to share this story...

    He was studying the, I think this is right if not please excuse me, The universal code of Millitary Justice. One case in Okinawaw involved Airman Sanchez who was found, I guess, of conduct unbecoming an officer for........unlawful fornification with a chicken.

    War is hell.

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    What steps are required in order to be able to engage in LAWFUL fornication with a chicken? And since I was born in the year of the Rooster, am I exempt from that law?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va
    He was studying the, I think this is right if not please excuse me, The universal code of Millitary Justice. .
    Uniform Code of Military Justice or UCMJ for short.

    And, of course you're excused.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    How does one fornicate with a chicken, lawfully or unlawfully? Rhetorical question, please don't tell me the answer. Guess he didn't have the five bucks for a proper shag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedZ28
    How does one fornicate with a chicken, lawfully or unlawfully? Rhetorical question, please don't tell me the answer. Guess he didn't have the five bucks for a proper shag.
    Somethings are better left unsaid.... Don't wanna kno either. the bad thing is he said at that time you could get a hooker for $2.

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    I wonder if they ate the bird after he was done with it.

    I bet the chicken was asking for it ...probably dressed like a slut.

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    Cock-a-doodle-doo!

    >>>Sad<<<

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