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    What are some good/funny/cute lines to whisper in a guy's ear when it is busy and you are hustling? The only thing I can think of is "I'll spread my legs if you spread yours." It really worked for tonight. I didn't get too many no's. Any others?

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    When I ask for a lap dance, sometimes I'll tell the guy that it's the most fun we can have with our clothes on (well, the customer has his clothes on at least ). If they don't get a dance, it usually at least gets a smile out of them.

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    if im already dancing i like to say "youre making me SO wet!" and "yours is big ANd hard". which are both almost always true, since my club allows direct contact, i.e. lap grinding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildlands1
    if im already dancing i like to say "youre making me SO wet!" and "yours is big ANd hard". which are both almost always true, since my club allows direct contact, i.e. lap grinding.
    Hmmmm don't think I've ever had a dancer tell me those things before while dancing. I guess I am just too small or too soft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilac666
    What are some good/funny/cute lines to whisper in a guy's ear when it is busy and you are hustling? The only thing I can think of is "I'll spread my legs if you spread yours." It really worked for tonight. I didn't get too many no's. Any others?
    WOW! That certainly is a lot more becoming than the usual "you tipping, sweetheart?", especially since I'm a female. I haven't had any girls try to run any lines on me. They usually just come up and do the usual "how are you tonight?" And I give them the whole "better now that you're here". They either do that or just start molesting me, but I don't complain.

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    I like to say things like, when they tell me i am beautiful or good looking or whatever, i always reply with, your not so bad looking yourself. if said with the right tone, it can be very cute and sexy. with older men, i ask if they are married, if they say no i reply with, what! a stong handsome man like you. whats the matter cant find any you like.
    Or if they are married i say, Darn, i was hpping youcould marry me and get a very dissapoointed lok on my face. Guys like that one.

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    NEVER ask a man if they are married??? That is NOT sexy line and is more than likely going to work against you.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildlands1
    if im already dancing i like to say "youre making me SO wet!" and "yours is big ANd hard". which are both almost always true, since my club allows direct contact, i.e. lap grinding.
    Man, I don't why, but all your posts seem so troll-y to me! I almost never dance for a guy who has a big dick. Usually if I can feel it at all it's some little pokey thing.

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    Can't have much fun here... let's go to the playground! With a wink and smile.

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    OK, just realized that I was drunk when I coined that line. It had worked many times though.

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    wanna see me naked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady
    I like to say things like, when they tell me i am beautiful or good looking or whatever, i always reply with, your not so bad looking yourself. if said with the right tone, it can be very cute and sexy. with older men, i ask if they are married, if they say no i reply with, what! a stong handsome man like you. whats the matter cant find any you like.
    Or if they are married i say, Darn, i was hpping youcould marry me and get a very dissapoointed lok on my face. Guys like that one.
    Why would you ask if they are married? I've always seen that work against girls.


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    Lolita took the words right out of my mouth! "wanna see me naked?" That line always seems to get a yes, and a plus....More time with the customer.

    I have said some pretty funky things, and things i laugh about too, like "Mmm you are so warm." And, I really like being here with a "real" guy for a change." Oh all kinds of stuff. Even....(because i grind as well) "i want to feel you" then i sit more, and move a tad more.

    It's all fun.

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    I agree with the girls who say that you shouldn't ask the customer if he is married. We don't like it when customers ask if we're married or if we have a boyfriend, so why should we ask them? If they are married, that question may make them feel guilty about being there, and we want them to feel happy and turned on, not guilty.

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    I say things like "come play with me" or "let 's go have some fun" or "are you ready for a playful, naughty girl?"

    It works and I haven't had any complaints yet.

    I also believe that you shouldn't ask if the customer is married. It ruins the moment for both and you can't concentrate in fulfilling him in the dance.

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    I like "come play with me!"
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    As a customer, anything that feels too much like a "hustle" line is less likely to work on me. I always arrive at a SC with the intent of spending money on LDs. However, I always find a simple "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ____" to be much more attractive than a pre-set line. I will rarely if ever buy a dance from someone who is not willing to chat for at least a minute. Lines that strike me as a hard-sell put me on the defensive, and are likely to elicit a "no thank you." However, if you just say hi, then strike up a simple conversation, then within a few minutes I will likely ask you about buying a dance. Of course, being a customer I realize that this is me...and other customers may not act this way... Sorry if this sounds unimaginative...but it is what works on me...
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    i want to feel you
    I think you'd kill me with that, Pamela.
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    A funny one...

    Dancer: Do you like my dress?
    Customer: Yes.
    Dancer: Would you like better if it were on the floor?

    I've never used it, though. I usually do the whole talk-for-a-song thing. One day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by grace
    A funny one...

    Dancer: Do you like my dress?
    Customer: Yes.
    Dancer: Would you like better if it were on the floor?

    I've never used it, though. I usually do the whole talk-for-a-song thing. One day...
    LMAO I love that one.....that might actually get me.
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    Hey handsome,how are you doin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepGreen
    LMAO I love that one.....that might actually get me.
    Yeah? OK, guess I'll have to actually try it out.

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    It's not what any dancer says but how she says it. If she takes the effort to make me feel special, she will definitely get multiple dances.

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    Me, I try to say something true. And, you know, nice. Like if he smells nice, or if he has a particularly attractive collarbone. Or interesting socks. Sometimes you have to search. Or really goofy and (I hope) cute. A guy once said to me "Tell me something" and I replied "Okay. Did you know that male penguins hoard desireable nest building rocks and trade them to female penquins for sexual favours?" See, when I type it, it's dumb, yet I've had considerable success.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Me, I try to say something true. And, you know, nice. Like if he smells nice, or if he has a particularly attractive collarbone. Or interesting socks. Sometimes you have to search. Or really goofy and (I hope) cute. A guy once said to me "Tell me something" and I replied "Okay. Did you know that male penguins hoard desireable nest building rocks and trade them to female penquins for sexual favours?" See, when I type it, it's dumb, yet I've had considerable success.
    I never knew that about penguins...cool! Maybe I should try to trade desirable nest building rocks ...

    I once had a dancer give me a nice look and a smile, then tell me she loved green eyes (which I have), and asked if she could sit down. Hooked me in a second... 30 minutes later my wallet was $200+ lighter.
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