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    Sad bumps?

    This is a gross question... but here goes.

    From doing lapdances I have always gotten "bumps on my bottem". I have had this problem for the past year, sice I starte dancing. I cannot get away with not "grinding or sitting on" as tis is basically the norm for where I am. Have any of you ever had this problem or know how to fix it permanantly? I have tried rubbing alchohol on it few times daily to keep it clean and every thing. I was think ing about constanlty puttin sanitary (alchohol rub) gel on it at work all the time but am worried about the smell.

    Tanya

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    Yes! I got this too when I first started dancing. It's because you baby tush is not used to being repetedly rubbed on such abrasive material such as blue jeans, etc. Mine went away after several months. When shaving your legs, stop before you reach the iritated region. Also a non-secented lotion (preferably with aloe) is good to use. Every once in a while, use a soft bath scrub to brush off any excess skin that might raise from the iritation. Also, when dancing, use your leg muscles more to hold yourself up a bit for less abrasive contact. Or just sit right on the lap and focus on moving more with your middle to still give the grinding impression.

    More than anything, the best way to get rid of the bumps fastes is to reduce the "bottom contact".

    Good luck!


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    You could always get yourself a "lap-dance cloth." Its a soft cloth that aids in lubrication, so says some of my dancer friends. I can't believe I just recommended this lol.

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    Baby wipes help out quite a bit as well.... And don't use scented lotion on that part of the body that's bumping up.
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    Our club has cloth napkins (as in the ones at a nice resturant), i use those to sit on....always. they are clean, and it saves my booty from breaking out when i do dances or when i just sit on the nasty seats at the club. and yes....i do carry them around with me. for some reason guys think it is cute to have a booty cloth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emilybelle
    Our club has cloth napkins (as in the ones at a nice resturant), i use those to sit on....always. they are clean, and it saves my booty from breaking out when i do dances or when i just sit on the nasty seats at the club. and yes....i do carry them around with me. for some reason guys think it is cute to have a booty cloth.
    Me too... I do the same thing, besides...why would anyone want to sit on those nasty ass seats with their bare asses? Not me! It's bad enough that we squirm around on the stage where other girls have been walking in their shoes..LOL

    I also sit on the same side of the towel. Kind of defeats the purpose if you are just carrying it around and sitting on the same side that just faced the last nasty seat...

    Try and wipe your bum as often as possible between dances with an antibacterial wipe or baby wipe...



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    Default Re: bumps?

    How would I go about finding one of those, i have never heard of the...


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    lol, I use a booty cloth. A lot of my custys think it is cute also. lol. So many men come in there as soon as they get off work and dont change there clothes first, put there feet in the chair and everything else. I have never otten bumps but one of the firlst girls that I ever talked to had the booty cloth, so I guess thats the way I have been trained.

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    I thought it happened to everyone when they first start. It happened to me too.


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    Yeah I too had this problem when I danced. It as sooo embarassing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedZ28
    You could always get yourself a "lap-dance cloth." Its a soft cloth that aids in lubrication, so says some of my dancer friends. I can't believe I just recommended this lol.
    This isnt the first time you have suggested using a lapdance condom.

    I have still never seen or heard of such a thing.

    I would even go as far to question if its legal in alot of states to use something like that.

    I talked to a few of the jearsy girls and none had ever seen it either.
    What gives??

    Are you going to start a sponsor web site here on stripperweb selling lapdance clothes??

    Just my 2 cents.

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    Huh, what? Must be mistaking me for someone else, dude. My other thread was I wear softer pants to make it easier on the girls. I've seen a lot of girls place a soft cloth on their patron's laps to keep things nice and smooth. That's their explanation of it, not mine. I generally avoid the girl's that do use a cloth, but some of them give such great dances that I partake anyways. LOL

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    Have you ever been allergic to any detergents or fabric softeners? You may have developed an allergy to them, as you are constantly rubbing, and abraiding the skin on your bottom, and introducing it to irritants. When the skin is broken or abraided, you have a greater risk of sensitivity to those irritants (i.e deodorant, detergents).
    Putting sanitizing gels like Purell or Germ-X may no be the best idea either, as they contain perfumes and other ingredients, which may further irritate your rear.
    The cloth sounds like a good idea, as well as a medicated powder such as Gold Bond.

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    every single girl in my club has a towel or scarf or something, we use them to sit on so our bare bums don't touch the chairs, and also for use in lap dances...i've always used them, our club even sells soft black towels with the clubs name on them. i've never gotten bumps on my bum...


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    I used to know a girl who used a rabbit skin....



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    dancing cloth is a great idea
    the slutty one

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    Big Green, you are mistaken. I have worked with you and I have ALWAYS carried a cloth with me. I just use a bar towel or a hanky or something like that. Its not like a specialized cloth for dancing. When you dance you just put it in the mans lap so instead of rubbing on his clothes, you are rubbing on your cloth.

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