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    http://www.ihatestrippers.com/ihs/index.cfm

    i stumbled upon this site from zbone. although, there is nothing new or revelatory (at least to me) concerning the subject. however, i did find the 'stripper phone' section interesting. while, i have no idea about the veracity of the phone calls. as far as i am concerned, the question is academic because it's pretty funny all on it's own.

    in any case, it really isn't that unusual of a story in a sc. i remember a stripper was showing-off some expensive piece of bling-bling some moronic PL gave her around the holidays. while she acted as if she was truly grateful for the gift. i wasn't fooled a bit by her false modesty. mind you, this is the same stripper who once had this same PL cooling his jets (and not because she was busy) like a schmuck for practically her entire shift because she was pissed off at him for reasons that i've, thankfully, long since forgotten.

    oh, be sure to take the poll at the bottom of the page. i had to refrain from responding since it didn't contain the following choice:

    Don should do the following:
    step 1) buy a double-barreled shotgun and saw about 6 inches off the barrel.
    step 2) load both barrels and give the shotgun to the stripper.
    step 3) have the stripper place the shotgun in Don's mouth. (while making sure to get both barrels in his mouth)
    step 4) cock both hammers and pull the trigger.

    now, that's what i call taking the appropriate action.
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    This deserves a link in the pink site.

    This guy is an idiot and deserved what he got. People get scammed by opportunistic con artisits all the time. They are often truly snowed. Not this guy........

    Notice that the second highest vote on the poll is that he had it coming....

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    For the record, I think what the girl did is a shitty thing as well.

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    The Tao of Stripping is pretty good though, at least regarding not sleeping with your customers to maximize profit. Every time I've ever slept with a customer and he returned for more, he wanted the sex at a discounted price, bleh!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    OMFG. That shit is priceless.

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    LOL @ Don!
    Friday i'm all yours baby.
    LOL OK! Nice find.

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    Great 2 a.m. call from that stripper btw. Wow!

    Ms. L reminds me of someone that might have possibly helped create that website..lol

    MW

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    thats a great site. kat you fucking retard, read number 9 of the tao. you're not supposed to tell custys/possible custys that you have or would fuck your customers.

    i clicked on move on.....because i figure guy can't afford an attorny or a hitman... personally, i think he should terrorize her in online forums. just ruin business for her, but stay away from her person. he's a moron and asked to be taken....but his fucking parrents got rooked too which they didn't ask for. they were just helping their son. so thats not cool.

    but hey, lesson learned. never trust a women unless shes bound and gagged in your trunk.

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    God, that guy sounds like someone that I work with.

    You know what's really sad? The fact that there most likely isn't a SC on this planet where there isn't at least one episode of this ca-ca going on.

    From now on, I suggest we refer to PL's as "Dons".
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    My personal opinion is that the whole scenario was created by some idiot with nothing better to do. Probably paid for too many lap dances thinking it would lead to a relationship and decided to lash out. The phone calls are way too textbook to be convincing.

    OK, just call me Mr. Cynical. I know customers and dancers like these two losers exist but I just can't ever imagine being that stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    My personal opinion is that the whole scenario was created by some idiot with nothing better to do. Probably paid for too many lap dances thinking it would lead to a relationship and decided to lash out. The phone calls are way too textbook to be convincing.

    OK, just call me Mr. Cynical. I know customers and dancers like these two losers exist but I just can't ever imagine being that stupid.
    It's amazing just how many stupid people there are and how stupid they can be.



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    Yup, you make something idiot proof, and then whadaya know, along comes a new and improved idiot.

    I love that cliche!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    My personal opinion is that the whole scenario was created by some idiot with nothing better to do. Probably paid for too many lap dances thinking it would lead to a relationship and decided to lash out. The phone calls are way too textbook to be convincing.
    or maybe not. it may very well turn out to be legit. stranger things have happened in a sc. how many times have you been on the recieving end of a 'dialing for dollars' telethon or 'SOB story' phone call from a stripper?

    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    OK, just call me Mr. Cynical. I know customers and dancers like these two losers exist but I just can't ever imagine being that stupid.
    you mean like paying for a dancer's bolt-ons, rent, car payments, vacations, etc. all in return for mere conversation or fantasy? fortunately, a lot of suckers...uh...gentlemen are willing to do that for strippers, yoda? why can't you get with the program?

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    The Tao of Stripping is pretty good though, at least regarding not sleeping with your customers to maximize profit.
    sure, but those types of transparent tactics (ie: SOB stories and their ilk) only works on customers who don't know any better. granted, that type of customer is represented by most of the sc customer base.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Every time I've ever slept with a customer and he returned for more, he wanted the sex at a discounted price, bleh!!
    perhaps, what he thought about the quality of the sex the first time around is reflected in the discounted price. fear not, kat. you could always brush up your skills the next time you go to houston.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    sure, but those types of transparent tactics (ie: SOB stories and their ilk) only works on customers who don't know any better. granted, that type of customer is represented by most of the sc customer base.
    I once was blind but now I see. Thankfully I am no longer part of that majority. Thanks Ms. L. Preesh.

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    I recognized a club Don was talking about. Wonder if I've seen him or the dancer before. Usually alot of fat guys at the clubs.

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    What saddens me about this is I'm witnessing it going on with one of my FAVORITE customers...rather former customer. This bitch has him wrapped around her little finger and it's gotten to where he's not ALLOWED to talk to me anymore I genuinely like this guy and pray he wisen's up to her behavior. She's one sick bitch. Last time I saw him in the club he kissed my hand and she went nuts. I don't care that he's not my "customer" anymore...I care because I've lost a friend. Poor guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KC Joe
    I recognized a club Don was talking about. Wonder if I've seen him or the dancer before. Usually alot of fat guys at the clubs.
    I recognized three clubs, all of them in Kansas, and I almost swear that "Don" sounds like an ex-supervisor of mine. This was a guy who actually went over to Russia to get one of those mail order brides.

    Yes, and he was fat too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTaylor
    What saddens me about this is I'm witnessing it going on with one of my FAVORITE customers...rather former customer. This bitch has him wrapped around her little finger and it's gotten to where he's not ALLOWED to talk to me anymore I genuinely like this guy and pray he wisen's up to her behavior. She's one sick bitch. Last time I saw him in the club he kissed my hand and she went nuts. I don't care that he's not my "customer" anymore...I care because I've lost a friend. Poor guy.
    Some dancers like Miss Taylor go out of their way to develop caring friendships with customers (within the constraints of the fantasy game), only to see more manipulative dancers capture these men with false promises.

    Likewise, some customers go out of their way to develop caring friendships with dancers, only to see more manipulative customers capture these dancers with money and drugs.

    Within this subculture, all the players seem to get worse over time, not better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    you mean like paying for a dancer's bolt-ons, rent, car payments, vacations, etc. all in return for mere conversation or fantasy? fortunately, a lot of suckers...uh...gentlemen are willing to do that for strippers, yoda? why can't you get with the program?
    OK, I admit it. I bought a dancer a computer for her birthday once. She had already paid off her car, wasn't interested in a boob job and she can vacation at home in Brazil for free so the only thing left to throw away the money on was a Pentium II (ok, it was a while ago). Can you beleive the witch actualy used it for schoolwork???? I'll never fall for that again!
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    Within this subculture, all the players seem to get worse over time, not better.
    Sad, but true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Some dancers like Miss Taylor go out of their way to develop caring friendships with customers (within the constraints of the fantasy game), only to see more manipulative dancers capture these men with false promises.
    this is what i meant about hand-wringing over the act of objectification. miss taylor is no different than most strippers in that she objectifies her customers. she just may be nicer going about it. however, i think blaming the other stripper in this case is pretty weak. remember, he's paying her to sit on his balls. if he can't figure out that he's not paying her to tell him whom he can or can't associate. i hardly think it's the stripper's fault. besides, if he wants to behave like he's pussy-whipped (mind you, the odds are that he's not even getting a whiff of the pussy) that just makes him an all too common sight in a sc...a gullible PL. i hardly think the other stripper in question is Rasputin.

    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Likewise, some customers go out of their way to develop caring friendships with dancers, only to see more manipulative customers capture these dancers with money and drugs.
    it's the same thing. in the case of the former, we all like money. sure, strippers absolutely adore it, but they can always say "no" or turn down the cash. in the case of the latter, i might be dating myself, but have you ever heard of the phrase, "cash, ass or grass"? if some stripper associates with a customer or dealer because he/she has some really good blow and she wants some of it. she should either pay for it, give up the ass or start a meth lab in her basement. otherwise, no one is holding a gun to her head and making her powder her nose.

    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
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    it's neither, sporty. it is what it is. you might not like or agree with the choices people make, but objectification turns bad when you don't have the other party's permission.
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    Mr.P: Wow.....I agreed with all of that
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    miss taylor is no different than most strippers in that she objectifies her customers. she just may be nicer going about it. however, i think blaming the other stripper in this case is pretty weak. remember, he's paying her to sit on his balls. if he can't figure out that he's not paying her to tell him whom he can or can't associate. i hardly think it's the stripper's fault.
    Mr P, I just think your reductionism misses most of the fun. JZ had a nice TR today in which most of the meaning was "off balls" (to coin a term for your reductionist lexicon).

    Because dancers and customers can talk anonymously, you find types of relationships that rarely develop in the real world. Even the most intense ATF I ever met connected "off balls" most of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Mr P, I just think your reductionism misses most of the fun. JZ had a nice TR today in which most of the meaning was "off balls" (to coin a term for your reductionist lexicon).
    what difference does it make? fine..let's remove balls from the equation and my question is still the same, sporty. all i'm asking is how can you characterize a stripper as being some sort of nefarious svengali. in particular, i don't get all this concern over guys (or strippers for that matter) who have been around sc long enough and should know better. at that point, he goes from "unknowing sucker" to "very willing sucker". at that point, he has to realize that all strippers have "caveat emptor" stamped on their foreheads. at that point, can you really paint the stripper as the bad guy, when the stripper in question must be doing something right because whatever she's selling, the customer sure seems to be buying.

    i find that attitude just as condescending when it come from strippers as well. "oh, that poor young and fresh-looking stripper. she doesn't know what she is doing. that evil customer preyed upon her by somehow forcing her to agree to take his money and give him a blowjob". or "that poor young hot-looking stripper. that evil customer must have somehow forced her to use her own hand and coke spoon to take a toot while he snorted coke off her tits." gimme a break.


    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Because dancers and customers can talk anonymously, you find types of relationships that rarely develop in the real world. Even the most intense ATF I ever met connected "off balls" most of the time.
    well, you got me there, sporty. boy, it sure is hard to find relationships like that in the real world. it seems like you can only find controlling women, whom you pay not to have sex and treat you like you're her bitch in a sc. on second thought, i can think of two. ..............it's called marriage and divorce.
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    Well said, Jay.

    My ATF always left money on the table with me. When she left dancing, she remained one of my best friends. And I don't know anyone who's lower maintenance or more fun to be with.
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