Funny Signs

On a plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed.

In a Florida maternity ward:

No children allowed.

Outside a second-hand store:

We exchange anything-bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife and get a wonderful bargain?

In a Rome laundromat:

Ladies. Leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having good time.

Notice at the zoo:

Children found straying will be sent to the lion enclosure.

In a restaurant window:

Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.

In the vestry of a New England church:

Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

On an electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts.

Found on the marquee of a theater that was gutted by a fire:

Now showing: "Up in Smoke."