Funny Signs
On a plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
In a Florida maternity ward:
No children allowed.
Outside a second-hand store:
We exchange anything-bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife and get a wonderful bargain?
In a Rome laundromat:
Ladies. Leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having good time.
Notice at the zoo:
Children found straying will be sent to the lion enclosure.
In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.
In the vestry of a New England church:
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
Found on the marquee of a theater that was gutted by a fire:
Now showing: "Up in Smoke."



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