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    Arrow I know this has been asked a billion times but...

    OK so I've never really been to a strip club, I don't really want to go because I am the jealous girlfriend and if I go my boyfriend goes and the thought of him oogling other women makes me insane. I have nothing against girls trying to make $$ though. My question is, today is my b/f's birthday and i want to strip for him but I don't know how really. I mean I have an idea but I don't know if I look stupid or if I'm moving awkwardly etc. I don't want to make an ass of myself. Any quick moves/tips from anyone?? How do you know if you're good, average, or look dumb?? : )

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    Default Re: I know this has been asked a billion times but...

    they sell videos.

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    yea, i bought carmen electra lapdance whatnot... it was alright but i need something for tonight and that dvd is lost amongst my stuff somewhere.... is there a trick to the little hip roll thing? i just feel fat or something... even though im really not. (5ft 11 .. 150 lbs)

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    Default Re: I know this has been asked a billion times but...

    Well, first (and you're going to laugh... but I'm dead serious!) just because you don't want you BOYFRIEND going to a strip club doesn't mean YOU can't go!

    But, since you're in a rush, go out and rent the movie Dancing at the Blue Iguana and take some notes. My personal suggestion for a newbie is the "try out" dance by the character Jesse (played by Charlotte Ayanna).

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    honestly, a polished performace comes from repetition. You probably will look a tad silly (at least in my or other strippers eyes) but I'm sure your b/f will love it.

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    Personally, I can't imagine any boyfriend complaining that his girlfriend did a striptease for him and it wasn't good enough. As far as him comparing you to the girls at the club, just remember, you can give him a much more "intimate" dance than the dancers can legally give. Just remember slow=sexy and go for it!
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    Default Re: I know this has been asked a billion times but...

    The best way to learn is to go to a club and buy a few dances. Girlfriends aren't as limited as the dancers are as to what they can and can't touch.

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    Hunny, just the fact that you'll be naked and dancing for him will drive him wild! Don't worry so much! Do what you think looks sexy. Practice some stuff in the mirror and see what looks alright! He's a guy, as long as your naked...HE'LL LOVE IT!
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    Default Re: I know this has been asked a billion times but...

    You know a cheesy but good example of sexy stripping. Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 weeks to "You Can Leave your Hat On". I know its all 80's and stuff but I saw it on regular tv a few months ago, and its still pretty hot. Rent it and copy her moves a little. Just $.02

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