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    so I get this email tonight from this girl in my BIO class. We've talked a few times and exchanged a couple emails regarding class. The email I received tonight was a reply to mine from a month ago asking about the lab practical. It says, "I've been wanting to tell you for awhile that I want to stick it in your ass. Can we try it next time we have sex?"

    Um, I haven't had anything close to sex with her and I figured it's pretty safe to assume that email wasn't intended for me. But WTF am I supposed to say to her during lab tomorrow????

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    You can always make snide remarks if it amuses you.

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    I guess I just feel embarressed for her. I know I'd be mortified if I screwed up like that!!!!!

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    Hehe...that's funny...and yet entirely compelling at a voyeuristic level.

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    LOL ! I think she fowarded this message to the wrong person ! Don't say anything she would probably feel bad if you told her !

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    so I get this email tonight from this girl in my BIO class. We've talked a few times and exchanged a couple emails regarding class. The email I received tonight was a reply to mine from a month ago asking about the lab practical. It says, "I've been wanting to tell you for awhile that I want to stick it in your ass. Can we try it next time we have sex?"

    Um, I haven't had anything close to sex with her and I figured it's pretty safe to assume that email wasn't intended for me. But WTF am I supposed to say to her during lab tomorrow????
    You can casually mention PVC piping and doing plumbing work. Also ask her if her favorite punctuation mark is a colon. That should be good lead-ins

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    so I get this email tonight from this girl in my BIO class. We've talked a few times and exchanged a couple emails regarding class. The email I received tonight was a reply to mine from a month ago asking about the lab practical. It says, "I've been wanting to tell you for awhile that I want to stick it in your ass. Can we try it next time we have sex?"

    Um, I haven't had anything close to sex with her and I figured it's pretty safe to assume that email wasn't intended for me. But WTF am I supposed to say to her during lab tomorrow????
    Ya know I've wanted to tell you the same thing for a long time now.....
    I wouldn't even bring it up, unless she does...then just laugh it off and tell her you kinda figured it went to the wrong person.

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    You should either say YES or NO
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    i would SO bring it up. you know, casually. obviously it was a misforwarded email, but just say something like "yeah so eddie izzard was on conan last nite it was really great OMG i love dr pepper and oh hey BTW do you still want to stick it in my ass?". she will look mortified. and then giggle. loudly.
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    See.....I would go for a much more torturous..(its a word...look it up) way. Such as..oh I dont know..douring the lab..pick up random objects and just ask "is this it"...keep doing it untill she cant take any more and screems out "is that WHAT????" And then just comly ask "what you want to stick in my ass...see...I'm not to sure so I just want to see if I can handle the load first". ...But thats just me....I dont have issues..I have VOLUMES.
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    LOL you guys are bad !!

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    Try to like tell a story like:

    So I got this plumber friend who has been having lots of trouble trying to fix this one drain, must have a lot of crap in it or something. Anywhoo, he said next time he comes back, he wants to stick things towards the rear of the pipe. You got any suggestions?

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    someone might have been fucking with her email.

    funny though

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    Hehe... I thought this thread would be from some poor guy that fell victim to our ladies' only anal sex thread!



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    Tell her no she cant stick it in your ass but yes You will have sex with her again.....see if she turns red, laugh then walk away
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    Be sure to keep us posted

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    well I was starting to think she wouldn't show up for lab today but she did right at the last minute. ANyhow, she's in a different group than I am so I looked over at her a couple times but she never once looked at me. She didn't look embaressed though. Who knows??? lol

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    roflmao and I cant stop, that is hilarious,... .my stupid ass did something like that once.. IM'ed some porn info to someone writing me from a gospel choir. I was talkin about handcuff's and drunk sex...lol; wow, I would definitely say something and laff my ass off...lol

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    send an email back that says "only if I can do it to you too!"

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