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    Since it was my B-Day yesterday, I thought I would post an article I wrote celebrating Scorpio's in all of our nasty, passionate glory! Scorps are the best!




    Scorpio
    October 23-November 22
    Ruling Planet: Pluto and Mars, Gods of the underworld and war
    Element: Water, as in over your head, rip-tides, tsunamis
    Symbol: The Scorpion, as in “Don’t fuck with me”
    Motto: An eye for an eye.

    Remember that 70’s sci-fi show, “Lost in Space?” That stupid robot would, upon detecting some ghastly alien, shout his alarm of “DANGER! Will Robinson. DANGER!” Well, that’s what most people’s inner radars scream when they come in contact with a Scorpio. The intense energy they exude makes people uneasy, and for good reason. Being Co-ruled by hothead asshole Mars and silent but deadly Pluto, our Scorpio man is not to be trifled with. This is not to say that all Scorps are dangerous psychopaths, to the contrary. Scorpio’s are secretive and private, quiet, intelligent, and level-headed. Being powerful people, Scorpio’s won’t respect you unless you demonstrate that you deserve respect. A Scorpio’s favorite saying is “Everyone in the world is retarded except for me.” If you have been accepted into a Scorpio's circle of friends (few in number for sure) A Scorpio will be loyal, generous, protective, and caring. One of Scorpio’s supreme advantages over others is their superb control of their emotions. They own the original poker face, and they also have the unsettling feature of being able to turn off their emotions as well. Have a love spat or argument with a Scorpio and watch their demeanor turn to absolute ice. This lack of emotion or guilt makes as Scorpio great at jobs such as Navy SEALs, contract hit men, and SWAT teamers. They also get off on dominating others, so many end up as Judges or executives as well. If you think that Scorpio men are unemotional assholes, well, not exactly. That’s what they appear to be. Remember, what you see is absolutely NOT what you get. Under that icy calmness rages an emotional volcano. Seething with intense passion, women are especially drawn to Scorpio’s inner fire. Indeed, Scorpio is positioned in the 8th House on the Astrological wheel, and the 8th house rules SEX. Scorpio’s are well known for their sexual prowess and intensity. Scorps view sex not as a recreation or merely a good time, but as life itself. Sex with a Scorpio is an all encompassing affaire, and he will completely give himself over to you in passion and love, and he expects, no, DEMANDS that you do the same. Be superficial about it, and he will loose interest faster than ice water shrinks a dick. Women, if the martial, cold ways frighten you, consider that once a Scorpio man has captured your heart, he will be a passionate, loyal partner who would do anything to please and protect you. Steamy matches for this stud include other Water signs such as sensual Cancer and passionate Pisces. Other good matches are ladylike Virgo and classy Capricorn.



    The lady Scorpion is exotic, sensual, intimidating, and once she locks eyes with you, you will not be able to hold her gaze. She may appear sexy and well put together, but her eyes will betray her power over men. She is the ultimate man eater. Because of her oozing sexual energy, her supreme confidence, and her directness, she will frequently rub other women the wrong way. In fact, it is a virtual certainty that she will catfight with most of your girl friends, so be prepared to ditch them once she slithers into your life. Her hypnotic power makes it easy for her to get her way with you, and as long as you do what she wants, no one will get hurt. Maybe. Oh. And don’t piss her off. I repeat DO NOT make her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. One of the dark sides of Scorpio is their extreme vindictiveness. Offend her today, find your car keyed tomorrow. Sound like the supreme bitch? Well, yes, but wait, there is more. IF you earn her respect, and IF you respond to her passions with passion in kind, she will make a most excellent partner. She will be devoted, (just don’t piss her off) Generous, (just don’t piss her off) and she’ll give you the most amazingly intense sex you’ve ever had. (Just don’t piss her off) Speaking of sex, this is where she really shines. If you want long sensual love making sessions, get yourself a Taurus. If you want fun and games in the bedroom, find a Sagittarius. If you like it short and violent, Scorpio’s your girl. Scorpio rules sex, and so the sexual organs are where she is most sensitive. Since grabbing a Scorpio woman’s crotch at the club is a good way to get yourself stabbed, you must first engage her lust a different way. Start by whispering in her ear about how hot she is, and how much you can’t stop thinking of her smooth as silk thighs under that short skirt of hers. Continue by carefully looking around slyly, and whispering in her ear about how you won’t be able to control yourself very much longer. Pull her to you forcefully while looking directly into her eyes, sliding your hands around that perfect ass of hers and say, “Maybe we should go somewhere more private…” If she cracks a wry smile, take control and dive right in. remember, she only respects power, so once you’ve made it this far, take the lead and dominate her. If you survive the night, you will never be the same again.

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    Cool article. I'm a scorpio too- they are the best- very intense and sensual. I had a customer recently who was also a scorpio and he had a tatoo of it.

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    Well happy belated bday to a fellow Scorpio!


    I loved the atricle Soo true..
    I do love the Scorpio name but I'd Never date another Scorpio.
    I tried before and we clashed pretty badly..
    Lips, Hips, and Sugary Tits

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    ohh, so did I! WoW! the drama that 2 Scorps can create. When its good it's great, when its bad, its out of this world bad! Good thing I have a nice sensual Taurus now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorpio
    Since it was my B-Day yesterday, I thought I would post an article I wrote celebrating Scorpio's in all of our nasty, passionate glory! Scorps are the best!






    Scorpio






    October 23-November 22






    Ruling Planet: Pluto and Mars, Gods of the underworld and war






    Element: Water, as in over your head, rip-tides, tsunamis






    Symbol: The Scorpion, as in “Don’t fuck with me”






    Motto: An eye for an eye.











    Remember that 70’s sci-fi show, “Lost in Space?” That stupid robot would, upon detecting some ghastly alien, shout his alarm of “DANGER! Will Robinson. DANGER!” Well, that’s what most people’s inner radars scream when they come in contact with a Scorpio. The intense energy they exude makes people uneasy, and for good reason. Being Co-ruled by hothead asshole Mars and silent but deadly Pluto, our Scorpio man is not to be trifled with. This is not to say that all Scorps are dangerous psychopaths, to the contrary. Scorpio’s are secretive and private, quiet, intelligent, and level-headed. Being powerful people, Scorpio’s won’t respect you unless you demonstrate that you deserve respect. A Scorpio’s favorite saying is “Everyone in the world is retarded except for me.” If you have been accepted into a Scorpio's circle of friends (few in number for sure) A Scorpio will be loyal, generous, protective, and caring. One of Scorpio’s supreme advantages over others is their superb control of their emotions. They own the original poker face, and they also have the unsettling feature of being able to turn off their emotions as well. Have a love spat or argument with a Scorpio and watch their demeanor turn to absolute ice. This lack of emotion or guilt makes as Scorpio great at jobs such as Navy SEALs, contract hit men, and SWAT teamers. They also get off on dominating others, so many end up as Judges or executives as well. If you think that Scorpio men are unemotional assholes, well, not exactly. That’s what they appear to be. Remember, what you see is absolutely NOT what you get. Under that icy calmness rages an emotional volcano. Seething with intense passion, women are especially drawn to Scorpio’s inner fire. Indeed, Scorpio is positioned in the 8th House on the Astrological wheel, and the 8th house rules SEX. Scorpio’s are well known for their sexual prowess and intensity. Scorps view sex not as a recreation or merely a good time, but as life itself. Sex with a Scorpio is an all encompassing affaire, and he will completely give himself over to you in passion and love, and he expects, no, DEMANDS that you do the same. Be superficial about it, and he will loose interest faster than ice water shrinks a dick. Women, if the martial, cold ways frighten you, consider that once a Scorpio man has captured your heart, he will be a passionate, loyal partner who would do anything to please and protect you. Steamy matches for this stud include other Water signs such as sensual Cancer and passionate Pisces. Other good matches are ladylike Virgo and classy Capricorn.



    The lady Scorpion is exotic, sensual, intimidating, and once she locks eyes with you, you will not be able to hold her gaze. She may appear sexy and well put together, but her eyes will betray her power over men. She is the ultimate man eater. Because of her oozing sexual energy, her supreme confidence, and her directness, she will frequently rub other women the wrong way. In fact, it is a virtual certainty that she will catfight with most of your girl friends, so be prepared to ditch them once she slithers into your life. Her hypnotic power makes it easy for her to get her way with you, and as long as you do what she wants, no one will get hurt. Maybe. Oh. And don’t piss her off. I repeat DO NOT make her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. One of the dark sides of Scorpio is their extreme vindictiveness. Offend her today, find your car keyed tomorrow. Sound like the supreme bitch? Well, yes, but wait, there is more. IF you earn her respect, and IF you respond to her passions with passion in kind, she will make a most excellent partner. She will be devoted, (just don’t piss her off) Generous, (just don’t piss her off) and she’ll give you the most amazingly intense sex you’ve ever had. (Just don’t piss her off) Speaking of sex, this is where she really shines. If you want long sensual love making sessions, get yourself a Taurus. If you want fun and games in the bedroom, find a Sagittarius. If you like it short and violent, Scorpio’s your girl. Scorpio rules sex, and so the sexual organs are where she is most sensitive. Since grabbing a Scorpio woman’s crotch at the club is a good way to get yourself stabbed, you must first engage her lust a different way. Start by whispering in her ear about how hot she is, and how much you can’t stop thinking of her smooth as silk thighs under that short skirt of hers. Continue by carefully looking around slyly, and whispering in her ear about how you won’t be able to control yourself very much longer. Pull her to you forcefully while looking directly into her eyes, sliding your hands around that perfect ass of hers and say, “Maybe we should go somewhere more private…” If she cracks a wry smile, take control and dive right in. remember, she only respects power, so once you’ve made it this far, take the lead and dominate her. If you survive the night, you will never be the same again.
    Im a Scorpio as well. I wonder how much of this actually applies to and describes me. I cant make such an evaluation myself - it really has to come from others.

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    Because of her oozing sexual energy, her supreme confidence, and her directness, she will frequently rub other women the wrong way.

    Is THAT why I have so few female friends? hehehe.....

    If you want long sensual love making sessions, get yourself a Taurus.

    Well... since Taurus is my "rising" sign with Scorpio my Sun sign (Libra is my moon sign).... then I would say I'm a good mix then...

    If you like it short and violent, Scorpio’s your girl.

    Ah.. guess that explains my "Fisting" thread huh? LOL Probably also explains why I don't mind being biten (not too hard of course) on the neck during it as well as some pain... damn... I'm freaky!

    As for the two scorpios thing... I explored that in my thread about Mt Isa Boy. He is born Nov 3... I'm the second last day of October.


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    I've been told I'm a pheonix scorpio... I've also been told I'm the mellowest scorpio some people had ever met. FOOLS!!!! buahahahahaha (j/k)

    Furthermore, I was born on Friday the 13th teehee...

    Happy B-day to all you fellow scorpios!

    ~V~
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    under the name of Veronica! I am a 2007 calendar girl for MCR, so message me if you want a calendar!

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    unlike any other sign, Scorpio has 3 levels:

    The Scorpion, whos good traits are great but bad traits are deadly. They make up most Scorpios. Scorpions are largely unaware of their power.

    The Eagle/Pheonix-this is the enlightened scorpio who has overcome the signs strong temptations of jealosy, vindictiveness, and evil. The have risen above and use their substantial powers for self enightenment and good.

    The Snake. This scorpio revels and accentuates his deadly power. Lives in the dark side of their power and uses it to control, manipulate and hurt people. These scorpios have no emotion or guilt, and are easily the scariest, most evil people on the planet.

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    Well...

    I definately know my own power (as such).... so I tend to go between being a snake and an eagle. It really depends on the situation.


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    SCORPIO! MY BIRTHDAY WAS THE 16th!!! Nice to see all of us Stingers out here!!!! LOL

    Great thread! I am Very true to my sign...


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    As a Scorpio, I love being surrounded by all these hot Scorpio woman! Keep posting!

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    That article hit in dead on! I'm a Scorpio too! October 31st! Nice to see I'm in good company!

    Scorpio - My wife is a taurus also!

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    Hmmm...I've never been a great believer in star-signs. Although I'm not devoutly religious, I find that it goes too much against the grain of my basic beliefs.

    I have had it said to me many, many times that I exhibit the traits of a true Scorpio, but I put it down to BS and people concentrating too much on certain aspects of my personality and trying to relate it to being a Scorpio.

    BTW, this isn't a bashing post on your views, just my dear old humble opinion. However, it does make interesting conversation.
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    I'm not into astrology, but that is hilarious :

    A Scorpio’s favorite saying is “Everyone in the world is retarded except for me.”
    Ahhhh, so true

    Start by whispering in her ear about how hot she is, and how much you can’t stop thinking of her smooth as silk thighs under that short skirt of hers. Continue by carefully looking around slyly, and whispering in her ear about how you won’t be able to control yourself very much longer. Pull her to you forcefully while looking directly into her eyes, sliding your hands around that perfect ass of hers and say, “Maybe we should go somewhere more private…”
    Wtf??? If some guy did that to me, I'd want to puke! That's so lame-gross-rico-suave!!! I'd kneecap him.

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    i am indeed a scorpio! i live up to the reputation!
    the slutty one

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    Well, I'd have to disagree with Scorpios being the best, since I'm a Libra--but happy birthday!!
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    Happy birthday, dude. Have many, many more.

    I'm a Scorpio, too, but I'd rather have my family, friends, and colleagues define me as opposed to a calendar surrounding a chance biological circumstance. (Is snottiness a "scorpio" trait?)

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    Damn Scorpios...they're like kryptonite for me.

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    Jay, your family and friend do not define you-you define you. Your birth chart is the roadmap of who you are. that's just the way it is.

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    WOW this is great! I didn't realize there were so many fellow scorpios on the board. If you got us all together...wow imagine the possibilties...hehe.


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    Scorpio's have more fun! (when sex and drama is involved anyways)

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    Yeah...LOL...no shit. It's a good thing us Taurus's are so damn patient.

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    Ugh. I hates drama, hates it forever.

    I dunno horrorscopes - Lady Zeno is Aquarius, I'm Scorpio - I'm the completely patient one. Heck, some family and friends don't even believe I have a temper. (I take that to mean I'm terminally boring.)

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    My b day was the 15th. Great evaluation of me exactly. I was reading it and going my fiancee would totally agree that me. He would love to leave me but he just gets drawn back by my magnetism every time. He says Iam either one way or the other really loving and great or a total bitch. There is no in between with scorpios. We are all or nothing. We also expect everyone to be perfect or well you know. I always attributed being such a big money maker in the dancing profession to being a scorpio, its that power over men thing. Did we also say scorpios like to toot their own horns , no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
    Ugh. I hates drama, hates it forever.

    I dunno horrorscopes - Lady Zeno is Aquarius, I'm Scorpio - I'm the completely patient one. Heck, some family and friends don't even believe I have a temper. (I take that to mean I'm terminally boring.)
    Well, in all honesty, there is more affecting your personality than just your sun sign. The trio is sun, moon, and rising.

    You should pull your complete chart and see what it says...you'll probably be quite surprised.

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