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    Default I swear they will sell anything on eBay anymore

    You know, there's some really stupid people out there. $69,000 and counting for this damned thing.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5535890757

    Just looks like mold to me but what do I know right?

    Maybe we all should grab a skillet, some cheese and some butter, and see what we can come up with on the stove. Maybe one of us could make a fortune grilling "The Scream" or the "Mona Lisa".

    Related story.

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/ebay.sandwich.ap/

    Got some crap that you need to sell on eBay? Hey, as long as there's a bit of publicity flying around about Virgin Mary sandwich thing and you know how to manipulate eBay's search engine, why not draw a little attention to to your item by putting "Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich" in your listing title:


    For example:

    http://search.ebay.com/virgin-sandwi...jsZ1QQfromZR40

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    I think it looks more like the little girl on the salt container.

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    Default Re: I swear they will sell anything on eBay anymore

    I had a potato chip the other day that looked like Paris Hilton! Wonder what that's worth?

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    Who knows? Some dude that collects famous potato chips would have probably paid quite a bit for it.

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    Just odd.. For some reason I dont think that the Virgin Mary helped her with her gambling addiction... Im heading to the store now... bread - check, butter - check, cheese- check... woohoo... $69K here I COME!!!

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    Actually, she used no butter or oil in cooking the holy g cheese. That's the trick to creating holy icons.


    My brother swears he farted once and left a skid mark in his undies and it looked like Jesus fishing.

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    that is unreal!
    the slutty one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hottie7268
    My brother swears he farted once and left a skid mark in his undies and it looked like Jesus fishing.
    LMFAO Hottie!

    The whole "Virgin Mary" Sammich is a joke.. lol.. What I find even funnier is that it's up to what? $69,000?? People are seriously fucked in the head and will pretty much believe anything.. lol

    Anyone remember the episode on "Married....With Children" when someone had a shirt that had a sweatstain that resembled Elvis? LOL

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    LOL hilarious


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    Yeah I do actually and they had busloads of people to see the famous sweatstains. There's a sucker born every minute lol.

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    My brother swears he farted once and left a skid mark in his undies and it looked like Jesus fishing.
    LMFAO!



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    OMG. Crazy people . I usually love ebay but that's too much. Funny stuff.

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    So, what happens to the sammich? Is it a picture or did someone schlack it?

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    Stupid things people have sold on eBay (Or, tried to sell in some cases):
    A box of macaroni and cheese
    Pure, uncut cocaine
    eBay's purloined Cool Site of the Year award
    The seller's virginity (Now THAT's romance!)
    Options on a film script
    A "Bondage Barbie" (This could be cool)
    Some dude's soul



    More stupid things to sell on eBay (You know it'll happen):

    Your witness protection program secret identity
    Sir Elton John's knighthood
    Those mini-shampoo bottles that you get in hotels
    Your lunch
    Face pics of Vaden (now THAT would sell, Mojojojo alone would go broke buying them up)

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    If I was a stripper, I'd sell the clothes I wear while working on Ebay. I bet you could make a nice little side income doing so.

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    Some have actually done that, Mr Hyde.. LOL

    It's really popular on
    Some are dancers, some are not, but they do sell unwashed stuff for the ones that have that type of fetish. ANYTHING goes there, all of eBay's taboos pretty much.

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    all of the people who bid on that grilled cheese sandwich should have every penny they own confiscated and donated to charity. If you're so stupid that you'd spend 3 million dollars (or any amount, actually) on a grilled cheese sandwich (the apparent current high bid), then you don't deserve to have money.

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    OH MY GOD!!! My dog just took a dump! And it looks like....

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    I bet none of you all can stand the suspense...

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    it looks like!!!--------> ah, what the hell. Plain ol' shit!!

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    Maybe it'll sell on e-bay as MAGIC dog poop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    all of the people who bid on that grilled cheese sandwich should have every penny they own confiscated and donated to charity. If you're so stupid that you'd spend 3 million dollars (or any amount, actually) on a grilled cheese sandwich (the apparent current high bid), then you don't deserve to have money.
    LOL No doubt.. And what's even funnier.. The sandwich is freakin 10 YEARS old!

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    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...536375198&rd=1

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    LOL Malibu.. Now, I like that!

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    Kangaroo SCROTUM - FUNNIEST gift EVER!!!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...536609019&rd=1

    Poor Kangaroo, what did he ever do to you? lol

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