Superman
Lois Lane (Margot Kidder) : Any more at home like you?
Clark Kent (Christopher Reeve) : Uh, not really, no.
Superman: Don't worry, I've got you.
Lois: You.. You've got me.... (Looks down) who's got you?
Clark Kent : Really, Lois, supposing that man had shot you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars, two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick?
Lois Lane : How did you know that?
Clark Kent : Know what?
Lois Lane : You just described the exact contents of my purse.
Clark Kent : Hmm. Wild guess.
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Ghostbusters
Mayor: Is this true?
Peter (Bill Murray): Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
Egon (Harold Ramis): There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter: What?
Egon: Don't cross the streams.
Peter: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Peter: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray (Dan Ackroyd): Total protonic reversal!
Peter: Okay, that's bad.
Janine (Annie Potts): Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston (Ernie Hudson): If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
Ray:It can't be!
Peter:What is it?!
Ray:It can't be!
Peter:What did you do, Ray?!
Winston: oh, shit!
Ray:it's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
Peter: She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers . . . four feet above her covers!
Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!
Peter: I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people......actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule.
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