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    Superman

    Lois Lane (Margot Kidder) : Any more at home like you?
    Clark Kent (Christopher Reeve) : Uh, not really, no.

    Superman: Don't worry, I've got you.
    Lois: You.. You've got me.... (Looks down) who's got you?

    Clark Kent : Really, Lois, supposing that man had shot you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars, two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick?
    Lois Lane : How did you know that?
    Clark Kent : Know what?
    Lois Lane : You just described the exact contents of my purse.
    Clark Kent : Hmm. Wild guess.

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    Ghostbusters

    Mayor: Is this true?
    Peter (Bill Murray): Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

    Egon (Harold Ramis): There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
    Peter: What?
    Egon: Don't cross the streams.
    Peter: Why?
    Egon: It would be bad.
    Peter: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
    Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
    Ray (Dan Ackroyd): Total protonic reversal!
    Peter: Okay, that's bad.

    Janine (Annie Potts): Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?
    Winston (Ernie Hudson): If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

    Ray:It can't be!
    Peter:What is it?!
    Ray:It can't be!
    Peter:What did you do, Ray?!
    Winston: oh, shit!
    Ray:it's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

    Peter: She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers . . . four feet above her covers!

    Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!

    Peter: I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people......actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule.

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    I could go on and on, but i have limited time at the moment...

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    From American Pie

    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
    College Girl: What did you just say?
    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
    [girl laughs]
    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
    College Girl: That's pathetic!
    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.

    [talking about masturbation]
    Jim's Dad: It's like playing a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun, it can be fun. But it's not a game
    Jim: right
    Jim's Dad: It's not a game
    Jim: No
    Jim's Dad: What you want is a partner to return the ball

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    CLERKS
    Dante Hicks: "You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

    OFFICE SPACE
    Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."

    AUSTIN POWERS
    No.2: "This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina."
    Austin Powers: "Come again?"
    Alotta Fagina: "Alotta Fagina."
    Austin Powers: "Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind."

    PULP FICTION
    Butch: Y"ou okay?"
    Marsellus: "Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay."

    Jules: "Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing."
    Vincent: "Not the same thing, the same ballpark."
    Jules: "It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport."

    That's all I can think of off the top of my head.



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    Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "



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    Darth Vader, as he is using the Force to choke that commander guy: "I find your lack of faith disturbing".

    Princess Leia: "I'd rather kiss a Wookie!"
    Han Solo: "I CAN ARRANGE THAT!"

    Grosse Point Blank-John Cusack. "Yeah great seeing you, Ed. Thanks for the pen."
    PRINCESS BRIDE
    Prince Humperdink:TO THE DEATH!

    Wesley: NO! TO THE PAIN!

    PH: Uh, I...don't think i am familiar with that one.
    .........................................

    Wesley: I don't envy you the headache you will have when you awaken, my friend. But for now...sleep. And dream of large women.
    ...............................
    actually, that whole movie rocks, dialogue-wise.

    Blade Runner

    Roy Batty:"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've seen moonbeams glitter in the darkness at Tanhauser gate. All of these things will fade, in time....like tears in rain. time enough. time....to die.

    Dangerous Liaisons\

    Valmont: A single word is all that is required. I will merely confine myself to remarking that an answer of no will be regarded as a declaration of war.
    Marquis:Alright then.....WAR.

    and the entire film of Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

    oh and of course Super Troopers...

    "MEOW!"
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    oh yeah, and the christopher walken/dennis hopper "sicilians was spawned from niggers" speech from True Romance.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    " Sick Boy: It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life.
    Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: What do you mean?
    Sick Boy: Well, at one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone forever. All walks of life: George Best, for example. Had it, lost it. Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed...
    Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Some of his solo stuff's not bad.
    Sick Boy: No, it's not bad, but it's not great either. And in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite.
    Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: So who else?
    Sick Boy: Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley...
    Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: OK, OK, so what's the point you're trying to make?
    Sick Boy: All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of The Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
    Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: What about The Untouchables?
    Sick Boy: I don't rate that at all.
    Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Despite the Academy Award?
    Sick Boy: That means fuck all. The sympathy vote.
    Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it anymore. Is that it?
    Sick Boy: Yeah.
    Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: That's your theory?
    Sick Boy: Yeah. Beautifully fucking illustrated. "- Trainspotting

    "Change is not a choice. And when it happens you are different." - Susan Orlean, Adaptation

    Donnie: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"-Donnie Darko, from Donnie Darko
    "And Bill, lamenting how you never see a positive drug story on the news..."Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration and that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There&#039;s no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and you are the imagination of yourself. Here&#039;s Tom with the weather...!"- Bill Hicks, The Greatest Comedian Ever!

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    Goonies

    Mikey : Goonies never say die!


    Sloth : Hey, you guys!


    [The Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well ]
    Stef : Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
    Data : Why?
    Mikey : Why?
    Stef : Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
    Mouth : Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.



    Chunk : I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!
    Mouth : First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.



    The Long Kiss Goodnight

    Samantha: What happened back there?
    Mitch: I saved your ass. It was great!

    Mitch Henessey: I'm always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I'm Frank, and Chicago I'm Ernest.

    Charly: I let you touch me, cowboy. I think I need a bath.

    Mitch Henessey: You know, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar and ten minutes later sailors come runnin' up. What up with that?

    Samantha Caine: What are you, a Mormon?
    Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newports and drank three vodka tonics.

    Mitch Henessey: We jumped out of a building!
    Nathan: Yes, it was very exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo.

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    Well...it's not a movie...but I'm always in favor of breaking the rules a bit. These are all from the West Wing series:

    Donatella 'Donna' Moss: Guy takes his assistant on a quick trip to Hawaii, it's not, like, impossible.
    -----
    Joshua 'Josh' Lyman: Victory is mine, victory is mine, great day in the morning people, victory is mine. Donna, bring me the finest muffins and bagels in the land.
    Donatella 'Donna' Moss: This is going to be an unbearable day.
    ------
    [Charlie seeks and obtains the President's permission to date his daughter.]
    President Bartlet: Just remember these two things: she's nineteen years old, and the 82nd Airborne works for me.
    ------
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: I could jump you right now.
    Abigail 'Abby' Bartlet, M.D.: I could kill you right now.
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: My idea is more fun.
    ----
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: I was watching a television program before, with a kind of roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends -- apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. And they brought the boyfriends out, and they fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they?
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    Madeleine 'Mandy' Hampton: You guys are idiots, you know that?
    Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: In our own defense, we do actually know that.
    -----
    Joshua 'Josh' Lyman: You know what, CJ? I really think I'm the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista! ...Wow, that was way too far.
    Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: No. No. Well, I've got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist, Harvard, fascist, missed-the-dean's-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass!
    Joshua 'Josh' Lyman: Feel better getting that off your chest there, C.J.?
    Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: I'm a whole new woman.
    -----
    Toby Ziegler: I'm going to make a suggestion which might help you out, but I don't want this to be mistaken for an indication that I like you.
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    Ambassador Ken Cochran: I want to speak to your supervisor.
    Charles 'Charlie' Young: My supervisor? Well, I'm personal aide to the President, so right now my supervisor is kinda busy looking for a back door to throw you out of. But I'll let him know.
    -----
    [After the President is injured in a bike accident]
    Mrs. Landingham: Oh, Mr. McGarry, have they done an x-ray?
    Leo McGarry: Yep.
    Mrs. Landingham: And is anything broken?
    Leo McGarry: A four-thousand-dollar "Lynex Titanium" touring bike that I swore I'll never lend anyone.
    -----
    Leo McGarry: [on the phone with the New York Times] 17 across. Yes, 17 across is wrong. ...You're spelling his name wrong. ...What's my name? My name doesn't matter. I am just an ordinary citizen who relies on the Times crossword for stimulation. And I'm telling you that I met the man twice. And I recommended a pre-emptive missle strike against his air force, so I think I know how...
    Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Leo!
    Leo McGarry: They hang up on me every time!
    ------
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: 27 lawyers in the room, anyone know "Post hoc, ergo propter hoc"? Josh?
    Joshua 'Josh' Lyman: Post -- after, after hoc, ergo -- therefore, "After hoc, therefore" something else hoc.
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: Thank you. Next?
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    Toby Ziegler: A hooker?
    Samuel 'Sam' Norman Seaborn: Call girl.
    Toby Ziegler: Oh, well that's a distinction that's going to be very important to the grand jury.
    -------
    Joshua 'Josh' Lyman: Toby, come quick! Sam's getting his ass kicked by a girl!
    Toby Ziegler: Ginger, get the popcorn!
    -------
    Leo McGarry: I'm telling you this out here where there are people, so you won't scream at me. I'm offering Ainsley Hayes a job.
    Samuel 'Sam' Norman Seaborn: Where?
    Leo McGarry: Here.
    Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Are you kidding?
    Leo McGarry: No.
    Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: ARE YOU KIDDING?!
    Leo McGarry: No.
    Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: WELL, WHAT THE HELL MADE YOU THINK I WOULDN'T SCREAM WHERE THERE WERE PEOPLE?!
    -------
    Toby Ziegler: I agree with Josh and I agree with C.J. and I agree with Sam. And you know how that makes me crazy....
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    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: I like how you call homosexuality an abombination.
    Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President, the Bible does.
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.
    Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophmore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it OK to call the police? Here's one that's really important because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you?
    -------
    Mandy Hampton: Are you listening to me?
    Toby Ziegler: Yes.
    Mandy Hampton: What was the last thing I said?
    Toby Ziegler: The last thing you said was: "Are you listening to me?"
    -------
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: My daughter asked you out?
    Charles 'Charlie' Young: Yes.
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: I should've locked her in a dungeon.
    Charles 'Charlie' Young: I don't think you got one, sir.
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: Coulda built it.
    -------
    Charles 'Charlie' Young: Mr. President?
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: I'll take the Indian ambassador in the Oval Office.
    Charles 'Charlie' Young: Yes, sir.
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: And then if you could just ask the Secret Service to step in and kill me, please.
    Charles 'Charlie' Young: Yes, sir.
    -------
    Charles 'Charlie' Young: How are you feeling, sir?
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: I'm feeling roughly the same as I was feeling when you asked me four minutes ago.
    -------
    [Abigail Bartlet is examining her husband]
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: You know, I never actually saw you study while you were at med school.
    Abigail 'Abby' Bartlet, M.D.: Deep breaths!
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: Do you even know what you're listening to right now?
    Abigail 'Abby' Bartlet, M.D.: Do you know how many other people I could have married?
    ------
    Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: The more photo-friendly of the two turkeys gets a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children's petting zoo; the other one gets eaten.
    Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: If the Oscars were like that, I'd watch.
    -------
    Leo McGarry: I am making a mental list of those who are snickering, and even as I speak I'm preparing appropriate retribution.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    "Whatsa Happenin, Hotstuff?"
    "No More Yanky My Wanky... The Donger Need Food!"

    ~(Both said, of course by Long Duck Dong in "Sixteen Candles")~

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    "Get Busy Living, Or Get Busy Dying"
    ~Shawshank Redemption~

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    "Toss me.. But uh.. Don't tell the Elf"
    ~Gimili, LOTR~

    "Shall I Describe It For You? Or Would You Like Me To Get You A Box?"
    ~Legolas to Gimili, LOTR~

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    "I Forgot To Give You Something, Snotface"
    ~Drop Dead Fred~

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    "He doesn't love you. He loves me because I'm sweet, and kind and nice.. Now fuck off!"
    ~Once Bitten~

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    Old School

    Mitch: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

    Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
    Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

    Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
    Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

    Andy Dick: He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.

    Mitch: ...and all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
    Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."
    Frank: Cock. Balls.
    Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

    Mitch: Please be honest with me and tell me this is the first time.
    Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?

    Man at door: Hello.
    Mitch: Yeah?
    Man at door: I'm here for the gangbang...

    Beanie: Spanish what the hell are you doing?
    Spanish: I'm just going to get some water. This suit is crazy hot, yo.
    Beanie: Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.
    Spanish: You're right, I'm sorry, sir.
    Beanie: Don't sorry me, babe. And shake the tail when you walk. You're better than that.


    JAWS:
    The Cheif: I think we need a bigger boat

    Clerks:
    "37? In a Row?"

    Office Space:
    "I'll tell ya what I'd do man.....Two chicks at once...thats what I'd do."

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    The Italian Job: "One thing that life taught me is to not mess around with mother law, mother nature, and mother-fucking Ukrainians!"

    I'm gonna make it my sig, I love that line!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Clue

    Wadsworth: And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington , D.C.!

    Mr. Green: Is that what we ate? (Makes motions to vomit)

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Ok, Ive gotta rent Old School again, those lines had me rollin'

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Ok, my favorite movie of all time is Airplane and there are just way too many quotes I love from there. Here is a great link to all of them:
    http://funwavs.com/movie/sounds/airplane/

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Capt Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a, in a Turkish prison?

    Capt Oveur: Joey, you like movies about gladiators?

    Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?

    Rossie Harris as Joey: No sir, I've never been in a plane before.

    Capt Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

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    Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson: Cream?

    Michelle Stacy as Young Girl with Coffee: No Thanks. I take it black, like my men.

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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    Robert Hays as Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious!

    Dr. Rumack: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

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    Big Lebowski:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes

    Nihilist: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
    The Dude: Excuse me?
    Nihilist: I said
    [shouting]
    Nihilist: "We'll cut off your johnson"!
    Nihilist: Just you think about that, Lebowski.
    Nihilist: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski.
    Nihilist: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski.

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    Arthur (my dad's favorite. Its so nice to have a famous drunk to sympathize with).

    Arthur: You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    "Leave the gun....take the cannolis."
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    "pardon me, stewardess....but i speak jive"

    ..........................................

    my favorite line from old school was when andy dick was giving the blowjob lesson and he was all "now miiiiiiiiiiiind the stepchildren! mind the stepchildren!"
    ...............................

    and oh yeah when someone is buggin' out, (which i call "Kirkin' out", especially if theyre so upset their speech...gets....all....choppy.....like.....Shatne r)....i tend to say "Enhance yuor calm, John Spartan". because, well....i'm a dork.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Aliens:

    Hudson: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
    Vasquez: "No. Have you?"

    Burke: "Hold on. Hold on one second. This installation has a substantial-dollar-value attached to it."
    Ripley: "They can bill me."

    Newt: "We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night.

    Mostly."


    And of course:
    Ripley: "Get away from her, you bitch!!"


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    And not a movie, but for my money, the best cliffhanger ever for TV seasons:

    "Mr. Worf.......... fire."

    That was a long summer for our STTNG-addicted family.

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    LA Confidential:

    White: LAPD, shitbird. Get the fuck out of here or I'll call your wife to come get you.
    "John" as he leaves: Officer.
    White: Councilman.


    Dudley: It's best to stay away from a man when his blood is up.
    Exley: His blood's always up.
    Dudley: Then perhaps you should stay away from him altogether.

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    American Pie 2

    Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
    Jim: Thanks, Dad.
    Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.

    Stifler: Holy shit dude. I found a dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Big blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks.
    Jim: What are you doing?
    Stifler: Looking for more lesbian artifacts.
    [hands Jim the dildo]
    Jim: Where did you get this?
    Stifler: Finch's ass.

    [Stifler's brother shows off two girls he picked up]
    Stifler: Brilliant. You found Lesbians.
    [scoffs]
    Stifler: Good luck trying to break through that force field.
    Danielle: Lesbians?
    Amber: We never said that.
    Stifler: What?
    Amber: We never said that.
    Stifler: Oh... Oh, man. I will do anything... ANYTHING to sleep with you, chicks, okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll caress it even. I'll even shave some ass if they need it!
    [sounds of revulsion from young men at party]
    Stifler: Oh, yeah! You heard me! I will kiss everybody here! Dudes, chicks, everybody! Because I am comfortable with my sexuality!

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