


That was horrid, and made my dumbass jump.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I love Cradle and was like no way!!! So of course i cranked up the speakers and jumped my ass out of my chair!!!!!!
I have learned not to turn up my speaker volume for.........anything....online![]()
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
I didn't get the first one about the tonic. Am I dumb?
You are the envy
of all parallel lines that
dream of curves and convergence
- Sara Bailey: Sieve of Words
Well...since you asked. Yes. You are.Originally Posted by Malibu
Oh wait, I didn't understand it, either.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
Holy Shit I Just Started Screaming and Ran out the Door, to where there is light and life...
Fuck, that was a coo, my sinuses are clear now thanks! I sent this to my boyfriend at his work...hehehehehehe.....
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
OMG!! I hate you Gabe! I think I need to go change my pants now....
I'm glad I read all these posts before doing that
anyway, the one with the tonic has the letters SEX in it





Lol!! My bro and bf both LOVE COF so I sent them this a little while ago. Scared the crap out of them!!Originally Posted by Deanna
D- are you going to see them tomorrow night??
And Emily- THANK YOU!! I couldn't figure out the tonic one!
Because there ain't no tits on the radio
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