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    If i were to descibe the appearance of a perfect woman or the perfect man I would say for a woman she would have to have angelina jolie's sex appeal,and her cheek bones,Cameron diaz's blue eyes,and also her butt,boobs,and may I add her legs,her goofiness and laugh.julia roberts lips,jessica simpsons IQ,brittany spears belly button,demi moore's hair,pamela andersons feet,heather locklier's and stevie nicks clothes (and jennifer anistons clothes) ,beyonce's moves,anna nicoles creamy skin tone,kira knightly's voice and eye brows,and goldie hawns nose,smile and giggle and cuteness.I'm sure I left some great people out

    as for my perfect man,Jim morrisons chin,brad pitts eyes,brad pitts ass,hair,clothes.well I'll take all of him!

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    jessica simpson's IQ? Are you sure you want that? LOL


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    Lol!

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    I've got a thing for Diane Lane...the nearly perfect girl next door--just slightly older woman look.... Oooh I think I'm dizzy...
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    Xena!



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    The most insanely beautiful woman would instantly become average if she turned out to have Jessica Simpson's IQ.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    The most insanely beautiful woman would instantly become average if she turned out to have Jessica Simpson's IQ.
    That was lovely


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    And no...I do not find her attractive...nor talented.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    It's an act,She's smart enough to know how to keep fool us to think she's dumb.She's really a genius.LOL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiamaria
    It's an act,She's smart enough to know how to keep fool us to think she's dumb.She's really a genius.LOL!!!
    And in other news, Ashley Simpson doesn't lip sync, and Janet Jackson really did have a wardrobe malfunction.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    oh you all leave my jessica simpson alone,LOVE HER!

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    I can't get past her dude-like chin.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    LOL!She has a farrah faucett chin dude!

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    Jessica simpson, eh? She's unique........*walks towards the light*


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    Thank you!

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    But I'd honestly rather see her caged, and silent......

    Unique! Yes, that's it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    I can't get past her dude-like chin.
    LOL yeah.. Her and Nick have matching chins and jaw lines. Blech. Guess they're perfect for eachother.. heh

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    and they both sing like girls!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    LMFAO No doubt, Mojo

    When she first came out (with that "I wanna love you forever" song), I seriously thought she was hot. Then as I looked closer, I noticed the chin and the jaw. Then of course, she spoke. That was the end of the "hotness" factor for me. LOL

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    He sings? Wow, Learn something new!


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    Who do you think is the perfect woman and man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseDelight
    He sings? Wow, Learn something new!
    LOL yeah, Rose.. He was in N'Stink (N'Sync)
    Blech.. Boy Bands

    But... To answer your question, Tia... I don't believe a perfect man or woman exists. No one's perfect, everyone has flaws. I got a card for my birthday one year from a friend and it had this absolutely hot guy on the cover of it. Inside it said.. "Somewhere, someone is tired of putting up with his shit". That's pretty much the way I feel about anyone. It doesn't matter how they look to me, if they're an ass, it ruins it.

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    Ah, Rhi...you're a woman after my own heart....'cept for that repulsion of cum thing
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiamaria
    Who do you think is the perfect woman and man?
    There's something sexy about George Clooney......

    I doubt he's perfect, but I'd take him 'average'...


    --Georg Christoph Litchenberg



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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    Ah, Rhi...you're a woman after my own heart....'cept for that repulsion of cum thing
    LOL <sigh> Guess that's my flaw

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