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    Hey all... new to the board

    Don't you all just LOVE it on the extremely rare occasion that a hot guy comes in and buys dances from you? I have to say that this has only happened a couple of times, and last night was one of them!

    I was on stage, and this sexy guy with *gorgeous* shoulder length hair came up to tip me, tall, great body.. great smile.... <earth to belle>... oh yea.. where was I?? He asked how I was and what my name was... with a british accent! (I don't know about you all.. but that is so hot to me!)

    Anyhow, we ended up doing a champagne, and it was extremely difficult for me to control myself. Having a boyfriend kept me a good girl... DAMN!!

    What are some of the "hot guy" experiences you all have had?

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    Default Re: don't you love it when you get a sexy customer?!

    I know what you mean tampadancer! A few weeks ago I did a lap dance for this guy who was young and hot, and he was actually respectful and had money. No offense to the young customers who post on this board, but that is an extremely rare thing in my club. I got turned on dancing for him and he was even moaning a little bit! Mmmmmm.

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    Default Re: don't you love it when you get a sexy customer?!

    Hot cutomers are always a treat! I'm only 20 so it's rare when a customer that is around my age can afford a dance. I'm usually stuck dancing for the old, fat, gross looking men where I am not enjoying what I have to do for money.

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    Yes! Its definately nice. I dated a cute young Egyptian guy I met at the club a couple of years ago when I was single. He didn't get a dirty dance though....although he got to hit the dirty sheets later on down the line........

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    Lol!

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    Hmm interesting. Sounds like DJ Russ's theory was correct.

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41755
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    Nope Doc, his theory is still incorrect.

    Don't jump to conclusions.

    Its NICE to have a hot custy, but I'm still moving to where the money is, as are most of the girls on here. Believe it or not though, hot guys have money, and they like to spend it on strippers, and not all of them believe they are entitled to free dances. Hotties are human too, they like a good no-BS grind like any man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Nope Doc, his theory is still incorrect.

    Don't jump to conclusions.

    Its NICE to have a hot custy, but I'm still moving to where the money is, as are most of the girls on here. Believe it or not though, hot guys have money, and they like to spend it on strippers, and not all of them believe they are entitled to free dances. Hotties are human too, they like a good no-BS grind like any man
    Once again, IMHO Kat is right on target....

    This type of thing is not unique to stripping, by the way. There is an official name for this type of decision-making. In geek-speak it is called "lexicographic decision making." In short, it means that you always make your decision based on the most important criteria (in this case where the money is). If the money is equal, then you can make decisions on other, less important criteria (e.g., is he/she hot). The only time hotness makes a difference in who you pick is if the anticipated money is the same.

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    Once there was a young (25 or so) guy in my club who called me over after I'd been on stage. Being that he was in the back of the club I hadn't seen him until then and he was really good looking in that tall dark and handsome manner. The best part was though that he has the nicest demeanor about himn, kind of quiet and respectful. YOu know the guy from the Will Ferrel movie Old School that they call "the Godfather"? Well was kinda like that. Anyway, we ended up getting about 16 dances and I was so turned on the whole time. It was great. I thought about him for months after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Its NICE to have a hot custy, but I'm still moving to where the money is, as are most of the girls on here. Believe it or not though, hot guys have money, and they like to spend it on strippers, and not all of them believe they are entitled to free dances. Hotties are human too, they like a good no-BS grind like any man
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    Ahhh, yes. It is fun but sometimes incredably nerve racking! Sometimes I feel really self concious but it is fun dancing for a hot guy. I really don't have a type. So that kinda increases the chances of dancing for a hot guy! I even find sexy 40 year olds increadbly sexy expecially if they have dark hair eyes. There is something so hot about a sexy older man. There is this one guy who gets multiple dances from me whenever he sees me. He actually looks like one of my managers and he is a hottie! He is so cute he makes me very nervous. He always looks into my eyes when I dance for him and I just start blushing. I actually tried to avoid him a few times but he had a manager come get me! It is so funny because after I do a dance for him I'm like Ok glad that is over and he is like "Can I have another one?" Ofcourse I'm like sure and happy to make money off of him but he makes me so nervous!! Oh well I guess it could be worse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Hmm interesting. Sounds like DJ Russ's theory was correct.

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41755
    Haha - exactly what I was thinking... actually there are numerous threads on here that seem to support my hypothesis, but alas...

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    But alas...not!

    Your theory states that a dancer would be happier making $800 off a hot guy than $1200 off a homely guy. But if you survey us appropriately, instead of using perverse peni-driven logic, you can easily find out that all of us will still take the $400 increase, hands down. And there would be no regrets that we "lost" one hot guy. We get plenty of those come in, just as we have lots of homely guys to choose from.

    So how do our comments support your hypothesis?

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    I'm totally with Lilac- I'm not guy crazy or anything, but when I meet a guy I like I blush, my palms sweat, and i feel like I'm in 2nd grade again. Not a feeling I like to get while I'm at work!

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    Niiice, now I know how strippers feel when my sexay white ass walks into the club. LOL j/k.... well.... ya never know!!

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    Well... I have an old thread devoted to it...

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=36375

    It has only really happened to me once or twice in the 3 years Ive been dancing now. The second time was during Indy recently... tho'... after MIB... I am going to control my urges.

    I usually am very strict with myself in re: customers outside of the club. I will not see you. MIB was the only and only exception to the rule so far. No one else (plus I was in a unique situation) has come close enough for me to break it.

    As for wether I'd take over a grand from a homely guy compared to someone like MIB who only has $800...... give me the homely guy any day!

    Some of my best customers are "homely". I'm thinking it is because I'm a petite girl that attracts them to me (my personal theory). I get a little turned on in a dance anway if the guy allows me to "do my thing" (basically sticks to the rules so I don't have to worry about where his hands, tongue etc is currently... therefore I can "get into" the dance as well)


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    Default Re: don't you love it when you get a sexy customer?!

    Yeah, all things equal, money wins. It's a business. We probably need a scrolling banner on the site: It's a business, stupid.

    Notice how the sexy customer is only alluring when he has money, is willing to spend it and is also respectful? Looks alone don't buy this. The hot guy who is a prick does nothing but piss everybody off.

    Just speaking from perverse, penis-driven logic, newbie guys seem to post these "don't-you-really-like-hot-guys" questions because they are looking for some kind of validation from the dancers. Fair enough. The real answer, though, is "we may like you some day, but right now we want your money. All of it." It's a business, stupid.

    One final pet peeve. The "I'm a young stud and can get it free in a nightclub" refrain is beginning to wear thin. Look, I understand; I was once one myself. But come on, the facts just don't support it. The 2 AM rush at the strip clubs is not from 37-year-old multimillionairs who have just limo'd in from their private jets (trust me, we are already in the club). It's the 750 young guys who apparently are not all that in the nightclubs, after all.

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    belle, gotta love that accent!!!

    ahh, it makes me melt!!

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    The Other Owner couldn't be more right!

    It isn't the looks alone.. it is the behaviour alongside the looks that makes us like them.

    I usually retort to the "I'm a young stud and can get it free in a nightclub" refrain with either a nice friendly You get what you pay for.. if you want quality.. you have to pay for it... look for me when you do... (and walk away) or (if I'm not in the mood for such stupid remarks) Then why the hell are you here? Go to the damn nightclub and stop wasting everyone's time and taking up valuable space (and walk away).


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    define sexy. yeah, it is definitely more than looks, it is behaviour and good manners, treating the dancer as something special and to admire - this is something I defintely love and find exy in any man. If the person is also good looking, even better
    The club I work is partly fetish and has theme nights and I like the custys there way more the "regular" crowd. I used to be in aplace where there where lots of groups after the football (soccer) matches. nothing too sexy there. the dark/fetish guys have way more style - oh and there are also more sexy women too

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    I love when the hot guys come in but I definately want that money. If I wanted to spend time with a hot guy I would go out to a night club myself and take my pick!! At the strip club, I'm talking to who is paying me.

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