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    Women Over 30

    Got this in my email.. Wanted to pass it on.. LOL

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    This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's!!!!

    This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes:

    Andy Rooney says:

    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

    A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

    A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

    Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

    A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

    Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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    Default Re: Women Over 30

    That was great Rhi!



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    A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
    I totally agree.
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    Cute little e-mail. I'm pushing 30 and I already sound like most of the statements he made. As you mature you're just a lot more confident, more sure of yourself and too old to get embarrassed about petty things.

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    That was cute Rhi! Thanks for sharing! I got a laugh out of the last part!
    "And Bill, lamenting how you never see a positive drug story on the news..."Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration and that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and you are the imagination of yourself. Here's Tom with the weather...!"- Bill Hicks, The Greatest Comedian Ever!

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    Damn straight and unbeleivable.....I am 29 and I know for a fact that there isn't ONe 20 year old that could beat me to a man. Or a .........lol


    We are reaching our prime ladies.....the guys just don't understand yet.

    We have to teach them....




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    I'm 33. i am having far more fun now then ever before. For any gal worried about her 30's, don't. It's a great thing.



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    We are reaching our prime ladies.....the guys just don't understand yet.
    Some of us have been well-acquainted with mature women.

    Ahem.

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    LOL! Right on!

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    I love 30-somethings.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
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    Default Re: Women Over 30

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    That last bit.. the one in bold.. that is what got me! It is so damn true. I'm not totally "into" marriage tho' the thought is nice.... "why buy an entire Pig to just get a little sausage"... oh my.. LOL!!!



    Thank you so much for that one Rhi ......... I am looking fwd to be 30+ as I do realise I will be at my best by that time. I don't "need" a man... however I do desire one that desires me.


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    I love it!!!

    Pamela

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    AMEN RHIA...

    Thank you!!!!


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    My wife (mid-30s) is more attractive now than she has ever been...

    Thirties are beautiful (inside and out) !!
    There's only us. There's only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss... --RENT

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    Default Re: Women Over 30

    Some of the most desirable dancers I've seen are over 30. One I can remember (and kick myself over and over about) was 38 and gorgeous.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    i have to agree as well. my wife just turned 30, and she is sexier now than she has ever been!
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