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    16 good questions

    1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

    2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the >bubbles are always white?

    3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to >stuff in that slot?

    6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you >first try?

    8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

    9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

    10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

    11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a >trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

    13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    14. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it? And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!

    16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. (I'm safe!)

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    If someone were to pay you ten cents for every kind word you ever spoke and collect five cents for every unkind word, Would you be rich or poor?


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    Default Re: 16 Good Questions

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    16 good questions


    8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
    HAHA I always wondered that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon

    4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

    11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
    I plead guilty to all of these charges, esp. the vaccum one.
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    I am the worst with the fridge...always praying that there will be some more hummous in there.....

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you >first try?

    9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

    10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

    11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
    LMao These were the ones that made me think! Not neccessarily about the answers or the questions but they made me think about something, I think

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