Bring money (this is key)
Dress decently (dancers will treat you better if you don't look like a homeless person or construction worker)
Don't wear jeans (it's rough on their skin; wear khakis--their favorite--or slacks, but not wool)
Wear decent shoes (yes, they notice)
Go easy on cologne (don't smell like a French whore)
Bring money (in case you missed it the first time)
Some other things:
Don't ask dancers their real names (they hate that)
Don't ask dancers if their breasts are real (they hate that too)
Don't ask dancers about boyfriends or husbands (see a trend here?)
Don't ask dancers about why they're stripping instead of working a regular job (as above)
Don't touch the dancers--let them touch you (they'll let you know what their limits and rules are--follow their lead for the best results)
Dont' tell the dancers that you want to fuck them (they already know that)
Don't talk to the dancers about sex (let them take the lead in that area)
Don't talk too much to the dancers when they're dancing (it's distracting and you're not going to say anything intelligent anyway)
Don't tip or get dances from dancers that whine or guilt trip (it only encourages them)
If you sit near the rail, tip the ladies (they hate freebie gawkers)
If you sit with a dancer for a while or between dances, offer them a drink (they get thirsty)
If you don't want a dance from a girl, don't tell her, "Thanks, maybe later." Just say, "No, thanks." (they won't be offended...usually)
If she's a good dancer, tip her on top of the dance prices (it matters)
Remember that strippers are people too, so don't treat them like a circus act--treat them like a regular chick (it matters)
Above all, have realistic expectations when entering the unrealistic environment of an SC.
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