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    Hi, I'm a total fish: naive, too nice, and too much money. What are some tips to help me from getting mauled too badly by the sharks? Or do I have just to learn from the school of hard knocks?

    Oh, and when the dancers do hook a big fish are they going to laugh and tell all their coworkers about it so that that Mark is permanently marked? Blood in the water so to speak?

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    Leave the credit and ATM cards in the car.

    If a dancer asks for a dance and you aren't interested, tell her no in a polite manner. "no, thank you" works for me.

    Be polite, respectful, and on your best behavior.

    If you find someone you like, ask her if she's busy and that you'd like to spend time with her in the VIP or on some private dances.

    Let her determine what the rules are for touching, if it's allowed.

    Don't flash your cash around and act like a big shot.

    Try to relax, enjoy yourself, and tip generously and often.
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    SeppeSai pretty much covered the bases of it.

    Don't bring in more than you can afford to spend.

    Behave...

    And Have fun!


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    Default Re: Help a Fish?

    Once you become a "whale",you're pretty much marked for life.Play responsibly.




    Damn,I sound like a Vegas ad,LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Default Re: Help a Fish?

    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    Once you become a "whale",you're pretty much marked for life.Play responsibly.


    Damn,I sound like a Vegas ad,LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LOL OTB

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    Everything SeppeSai said, twice for good measure.

    I'd also add that to keep your hobby affordable and regular, you should set a budget for yourself for the evening(s) and don't bring any more cash than that. This works better for most guys in conjunction with leaving your plastic in the car, though I'll admit I bring my whole wallet with me usually; I generally exhibit excellent self-control, but then again I'd reconsider that tendency if I lived any closer to some of the clubs where many of the SW queens work their magic. Especially Bridgette.

    More broadly, some good info on being new to SCing is stripped from my thread on how to be a good customer:

    Bring money (this is key)
    Dress decently (dancers will treat you better if you don't look like a homeless person or construction worker)
    Don't wear jeans (it's rough on their skin; wear khakis--their favorite--or slacks, but not wool)
    Wear decent shoes (yes, they notice)
    Go easy on cologne (don't smell like a French whore)
    Bring money (in case you missed it the first time)


    Some other things:

    Don't ask dancers their real names (they hate that)
    Don't ask dancers if their breasts are real (they hate that too)
    Don't ask dancers about boyfriends or husbands (see a trend here?)
    Don't ask dancers about why they're stripping instead of working a regular job (as above)
    Don't touch the dancers--let them touch you (they'll let you know what their limits and rules are--follow their lead for the best results)
    Dont' tell the dancers that you want to fuck them (they already know that)
    Don't talk to the dancers about sex (let them take the lead in that area)
    Don't talk too much to the dancers when they're dancing (it's distracting and you're not going to say anything intelligent anyway)
    Don't tip or get dances from dancers that whine or guilt trip (it only encourages them)
    If you sit near the rail, tip the ladies (they hate freebie gawkers)
    If you sit with a dancer for a while or between dances, offer them a drink (they get thirsty)
    If you don't want a dance from a girl, don't tell her, "Thanks, maybe later." Just say, "No, thanks." (they won't be offended...usually)
    If she's a good dancer, tip her on top of the dance prices (it matters)
    Remember that strippers are people too, so don't treat them like a circus act--treat them like a regular chick (it matters)

    Above all, have realistic expectations when entering the unrealistic environment of an SC.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

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    IMHO, Great comments so far...

    The only thing that I can add is to remember that it's a business...dancers can be amazing and tempting and all sorts of other good things... However, they dance for the money. Don't fall into the trap of thinking that you are somehow different (no, they don't want to date you; no, they are not really turned on dancing for you; yes, they are happier when you spend more money).

    It is a dancer's job to make you feel special. Have fun with it, but don't let it lure you into the common misperceptions of SC newbies--this can also help to keep your SC expenditures to your pre-planned levels.

    Above all...PLEASE be a good guy. Treat the dancers like human beings. As noted above, tip generously. Casual's guidance on how to be a good customer is excellent....

    Just my two cents....

    Have Fun!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalifSCVisitor65
    LOL OTB
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Why not check out Strip Club Junkie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    Once you become a "whale",you're pretty much marked for life.
    Yeah, it's the "W" branded into the forehead. It's why we get drop-tackled before we even get to the table.

    OK, so "SomeDumbGuy" says he has "too much money." Reeeaaally. Of course, people with real money say this all the time. Two possibilities:

    1. King of Trolls

    2. He really means, "I am afraid I will spend too much money."

    It's nice that everybody is assuming the latter, but come on, "SomeDumbGuy?"

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    Maybe he's Bill Cosby in disguise.


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    Default Re: Help a Fish?

    I think you all are right. He's not a troll, just a young kid. I've posted a more detailed plea in the other thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseDelight
    Maybe he's Bill Cosby in disguise.
    so then he would be paying for dances in jello pudding pops?!?

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    LMFAO,Blade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    LOL Mmmm pudding pops!


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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseDelight
    LOL Mmmm pudding pops!
    Damn...Rose can make anything sound hot
    There's only us. There's only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss... --RENT

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepGreen
    Damn...Rose can make anything sound hot


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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseDelight
    Sorry for the confusion Rose...the frozen popsicle image...hmmm...just a lame attempt at a compliment on my part. Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled thread....
    There's only us. There's only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss... --RENT

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