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    K, thought of this thread last night after I BUSTED MY NOSE ON THE CORNER OF THE OPEN LOCKER ABOVE ME DAMMIT! LOL Well, my nose didn't break, but my eyes just started pouring! Thankfully today, I don't have two black eyes, but I DO have about an inch long scrape between my eyes, and it's swollen and hurts Poor me. So I was curious to know what everyone else's worst injuries at work were?

    I also got kicked in the jaw once dancing next to the stage, by the dancer on stage swinging around the pole, she kicked me back a few feet.

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    Burned my nipple on the overheated nozzle of the hand dryer in the bathroom. YEEOWCH!

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    Slammed my clit against the pole while sliding down, major bruising and swelling, couldn't even get off!

    Tore an internal hip ligament sliding down into overly enthusiastic splits.

    Broke my big toenail in half by stepping on it with the spike of my other shoe.....

    And all done sober......

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    Caught my heel on the track lighting around the stage, fell down the stairs, and got major rug burn on both knees.

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    my worst injury was when my heel caught on the stair going down from the dj booth and I fell flat on my face. Sprained my ankle too.

    Actually, that's a toss up I just remembered the time I slipped on the floor on the way to the private showroom (8 inchers) and jacked up my knee. Poor guy, I was crying and he kept saying, "are you ok? are you ok?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Slammed my clit against the pole while sliding down, major bruising and swelling, couldn't even get off!
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    [QUOTE=Katrine]Slammed my clit against the pole while sliding down, major bruising and swelling, couldn't even get off!

    i had a girl do this recently....she did a somersault thingee into a handstand and slammed too hard against the pole. i got her offstage and she was all "OMG i think i broke my clit." i dont even have one and it looked like it hurt.
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    I was in NOLA about 8-10 years ago, and was having a drink in the SC that has the woman's legs (actually a mannequin's) swinging out of a window in the front....if you've been on Bourbon St you know what I'm talking about...anyway, so this stripper is hanging upside down from a trapeze in the back when "WHAM" the trapeze breaks and she goes head first in to the stage from about 6 feet up....that was scary. Ambulance and everything....

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    Default Re: What was your worst injury at work?

    Had a girl loose her grip on the pole, flew off the front to the stage taking out me and 2 other custys that were at the tipping rail

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    Gosh these are soo awful!!
    Well, I guess Ill put my story in.....I have bad knees and they are not that stable when doing certain floorwork moves....and one night when I was new I did something how I fliped my leg around after sitting on it???? and my knee popped out. You could see the patella on the side. I had to be carried off stage naked it hurt so bad. Then I popped it back into place in the dressing room. Damn ambulances costs too much!!
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    i shouln't be snickering, but what ever...

    My lady did this thing at the bikini bar where she would do this sort of hand stand and then end up with her legs on the guys shoulders, only thing was that the guy moved and she came down on his glasses and knocked him over.
    ohmanohman... he was pissed, and he followed up on his threat to sue for a brief time with the club.

    So, she was not yet cured, and now no longer in the same club so she started to dance at a nude club one night, during an audition, she did the same manuver, and as soon as she did the house mother came over and clearly told her, this was not to be repeated....

    hehe... still lov her tho....

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    What could have been my most fatal injury was falling off a pole while up-side-down. I had been drinking. I landed on my head, but did a quick backward flip. I never felt the pain. I was 30 and never felt the pain!!


    My most painful was six months ago, I injured my wrist in a minor skating accident. Well, that little scrape grew into an ugly bruise that covered my entire wrist. I had to compensate dancing with the right side of my body because I really couldn't use my left side because my wrist could only move in one direction for nearly a month. I pulled so many muscles on my right side for compensating. I think I was using viccodin nearly every day..so I could work.

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    Well, tonight I sat on the dressing room counter changing heels and I bumped up against a flat iron and burned my ass! I am sooooooo fk'n pissed! I have zero blemishes on my toosh and now I may have a scar about the size of a q-tip head on it....


    Anywho.... about 2 years ago, I was drunk out of my mind and again....sat on the dressing room counter and brushed my knee against a curling iron and it bubbled right up and now I have a scar on my left knee cap about the size of a dime.....

    2 nights ago, I was leaning forward to tip a girl on stage when my belly ring got caught in the metal ledge of the stage and when I stood up, it did not rip through, but it started bleeding... It fk'n hurt sooooo bad!! It would not stop bleeding for almost 45 minutes. It sucked because everytime I went to do a dance, I had to excuse myself to go clean my blood up....

    Nothing major....

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    worst for me would be skinning my leg with this heel i had... i had about 1 1/2 inch gash in my inner thigh that bled nonstop...


    this girl i worked with had her knee pop out of place while on stage... yeowch

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    I keep bumping my toe on the dance pedistals at work and getting blood bruises underneath the nail.It's uglier than it hurts.
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    Nerve damage in my big toe and bottom of my foot from too tight shoes and my philosophy of "never take your shoes off if your feet hurt."

    Broken toe when I was new and trying to do something on the pole and somehow caught myself with just two toes, smooshing them between bad shoes and the pole and they broke.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Slammed my clit against the pole while sliding down, major bruising and swelling, couldn't even get off!

    Tore an internal hip ligament sliding down into overly enthusiastic splits.

    Broke my big toenail in half by stepping on it with the spike of my other shoe.....

    And all done sober......
    ouch! that had to hurt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Unless somebody broke a leg, you win.

    well I wasn't at work, but I was in a car accident on my way to work, and snapped my femur in half.

    At work, the usual burns, spike heel incidents, and twisted ankles. nothing too major.

    oh wait.

    i like to straddle the custy facing him, link my ankles around the back legs of the chair, and then lean backwards till I'm upside down. i did this move while dancing for a really really drunk guy once, and as I leaned back, he leaned forward, tipping all of our combined body weight to the front. oops.

    he, me, and the chair, all tangled up with my legs, flipped forward and completely upside down. I cracked the back of my head on the edge of the tiprail on our way down. It took two bouncers to untangle us.

    To this day I won't do that move w/o ordering the custy to remain leaning back in his chair as far as possible to counterbalance our weight.

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    rugburn on my ass from doing far too many lapdances in a row....haha, not complaining though - it was great night, i could barely leave the private area before being asked for another dance by someone else.

    other than that stepped on my foot with my other foot's spiked heel and took out a chunk. the blood started flowing pretty good.


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    Great Topic! Tee hee! Once as I was getting on the stage and another girl was getting off, we both reached for our dancer purses at the same time and bonked my schnoz on her hard head!

    The other time - I was super drunk and passed out in the floor of the dancer room - and also on the cord of a hot curling iron! YOUCH! I didn't realize it was on me until another dancer saw it and got it off! I still have a HUGEMONGOUS scar from that one. Thank goodness for the lighting in the club and dermablend!

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    This guy stepped on my Big toe and his shoes happened had some sort of sharp object stuck to the bottom.. I pulled my foot out sooo fast.. my big toe NAIL CAME OF ! ! ! Blood everywhere, I was soo scared.. thank god it grew back normal.


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    I knocked myself out 1x trying a new trick on the pole

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    OMG these stories made me cringe!!! OUCH!! I guess I'm lucky as I have really never hurt myself too bad....

    I tripped going down some stairs and snapped my ankle so bad that I fell down in pain!!

    Ummm I got tendonitus in my shoulder from pulling myself up too many times on the pole and had to use BC powders religiously for a month!!! UGGG

    A girl stepped on my toes with her 6' spike!

    I hit my head on the horizontal poles in the lap dance...I did that practically every night!!

    I think I'm gonna have problems with my neck later on in my life from slinging it around too much...and lets not even talk about my knees!!

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    Heh, Im glad I have never had a really serious injury from anything. When I was first starting out though, I was learning to go upside down and did it so much within a week that I had to go to the hospital and be given shots for my poor back muscle.

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    Pole dancing at age 24, and flew around the pole lost a shoe out on the floor, then lost my grip (i was pretty high up, learning how to spin and come to the floor) and fell to the floor. Hit my head hard, just laid there and said don't touch me...Don't touch me. I fuckin knocked my head hard, and the breath out of me.

    I got up, some people laughed, some clapped and i walked off stage out to the dressing room. I could not touch that damn pole for weeks later. But my shoe hit a customers drink, he said to others it busted glass and he got cut....LMAO, liar, i saw the shoe hit the floor, that was when i lost concentration.

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