"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is gross and hilarious at the same time,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
Lol
--Georg Christoph Litchenberg



I've seen that before at stupidvideos.com. It is hilarious! I love toilet humor.





was that a croissant?
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
OMFG!!!!! That just made me laugh so hard Dea thought I was going insane!
Originally Posted by Blade
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--Georg Christoph Litchenberg
Originally Posted by Blade
For some reason,From your avatar<Umm.. I can't pcture that hon!
Originally Posted by anonymous1
Hey,Nice avatar!
Maybe I'll post an avatar of me laughin one day...but I doubt it,haha.
Until then this is the best yer gonna get! lmao!





That's funny poop!
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
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