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    I'm moving up there really soon, and I was up over Thanksgiving break to do a few things. I went and checked out a couple of clubs; oh, geez. There's only one actually in Cincinnati, and it's out there, about a half hour from where I live. So I decided to hit it and another club that was also a half hour away, in Indiana. I am resigned to having to drive a lot to work up there.

    The club in Cincinnati is a Deja Vu, and I bristle at the thought of working for them because I'm not used to handing over such a high percentage of my money. But I thought I'd go ahead and look just in case it turned out to be so cool that it'd be worth it. It's nude, no liquor, not even BYOB, just sodas and juice. They take $7 out of each $20 dance. Eek. You have to go in and do the amateur contest to get hired, and once you are, you're required to schedule three shifts a week. Which seems reasonable enough, I guess. The dances are no contact, or that's what the manager said. I didn't actually see any.

    I'm choking on the Deja Vu ambience when I leave and head for the other club, Concepts in Lawrenceburg. Well, they're a hell of a lot friendlier there, which is only fitting, cause it's a hole in the wall. Tiny club. Tiny stage, about half of the size of one of the side stages at my club. The area for lapdances is literally benches in an area behind the DJ booth. But the barmaid, a retired dancer, could not have been nicer. As soon as I told her I was new in town, she whipped out a notebook and begin to write me up a list of all of the clubs in the area, which is mainly those across the river in Covington, Kentucky. I had checked these out on TUSCL and they had uniformly bad reviews, and worse, most of them are bikini bars. Concepts is topless with latex on the nipples. And their policy for taking your money is that you turn in all of your cash to the bar, they hand you receipts, and at the end of the night, you get it back--minus their 20% and the DJs 5%. Speaking of the DJ, I was pleasantly surprised by her gender. And the dancers there were just way, way too cute to be in such a tiny bar in a tiny town--which might indicate that there's actually some money there. Or that they can't afford to buy cars and drive somewhere else to work, I don't know.

    So I'm just taking a moment to be thankful for Texas, where you can have booze and nudity (you can even sell it in the presence of exposed nipples!) under the same roof, and where you pay your flat house fee, tip your manager and DJ, and are done with it. I mean, the most it could possibly cost me to work would be $90 ($50 is the highest house fee possible at my club, if you come it after 10pm; say I needed to tip the manager $20 to leave early, and the DJ $20 to keep me off stage.) whereas at either of these clubs on any kind of good night you'll be leaving behind more than that. None of this percentage nonsense. As far as I see it, that only benefits you when you have a bad night.

    Fortunately, it sounds as though Dayton and Columbus have clubs similar to what I'm used to. If I have to drive 30 minutes to work, I might as well drive 60 or 90. And believe me, I've drawn out a six-hour radius around Cincinnati to encompass every possible town and city where I might want to work. I will find a good club, I will! And then I'll keep my mouth shut about it . . .

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    God bless Texas! I told ya'll we get a bad rap, but its pretty chill to work down here, lots of money, no Deja Vu.....yet!

    Good luck Susan You should go work at FBR's club and empty out the weasel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    God bless Texas! I told ya'll we get a bad rap, but its pretty chill to work down here, lots of money, no Deja Vu.....yet!

    Good luck Susan You should go work at FBR's club and empty out the weasel!


    Katrine!I was wondering if there's any money t0o bre made in the hair industry deep ion the heart of Texas?

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    Of course there is, remember the show Dallas? LOL. Many of the strippers are getting extentions and foregoing the wigs and ponytails. Its a great market. I have already sent a couple of referrals to my hairdresser who did my Euroloc.

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    Depends. PM me if you want any more info, let's not hijack the thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    You should go work at FBR's club
    It is first on my list.

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    Ohio doesn't have many great clubs because the laws here are getting stricter, especially contact laws. It sucks.
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    I warned you about Cinci!!!! It's a diff kinda conservative than Texas!! Anyway, if you can drive a bit every now and then, Cleveland is the way to go. There are quite a few more liberal, rich types in the suburban area there.

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    Ok, LMAO! I saw this thread before but tonight as I was glancing through this section I misread it for "Launching my ass off at the Cincinnati area". I thought to myself, I'd like to see Susan launching her ass off at ANY area. LOL

    Freudian slip perhaps?

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    Default Re: Laughing my ass off at the Cincinnati area

    Cinci is a bit of a bible-thumping area. It has lovely scenery, and of course King's Island...and they do have good restaurants on the river, and a Hooters....but I wouldn't expect much in the way of good strip clubs there at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
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    You're a few hours away from me but that's pretty standard for the clubs in this area. A house fee plus half of your dance money.

    What are the good clubs in cleveland?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Good luck Susan You should go work at FBR's club and empty out the weasel!
    LMAO Kat

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    There was an upscale place called Tiffany's, but I believe they were bought out and go by something else now. Perhaps Chrissy's? I don't know. . . I worked at one of the lower tier gentlemen's clubs downtown that was really small and did pretty well. Girls that worked near the suburban areas of Cleveland did really well. You'd have to snoop around tuscl.com to figure out where these are (look for the clubs that men are calling too pricey and without enough contact

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