



"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."
Now that is funny
--Georg Christoph Litchenberg
Bukkake Madness is pretty good.
And any animation with Mouth for War can't be all bad.
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William F. Buckley, Jr.



I liked the doll comparison. Would any of you really put your penis in that though?
i think they will put their penis in anything with a hole. that was some funny shet!! now i have the song in my head-- it's time to bone. lol
Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
howdy ho, junior rangers.
She'd have to be brand new...NOT "fully tested for quality"....I'd have to make money...there could be no pictures....and my wife would have to tell me that it would really turn her on.Originally Posted by anonymous1
...that last one is optional depending on how much money I'd make.
....and if I was drunk enough, that's optional, too.
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
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