What would you do If.....
Poster 1 asks what the next person would do in a certain situation.
Example
Post 1
What would you do if, you came home and found your family had moved?
Post 2
I would throw a huge party, and not invite them.
What would you do if a circus decided to set up on your front lawn?
Post 3
I would make them give me free tickets and balloons as rent
What would you do etc
So, I'll start it off.
What would you do if you had a million bucks but couldn't count?
--Georg Christoph Litchenberg
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I'd have my boytoy count it for me.
What would you do if stripclubs were outlawed and all shut down immediately?
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
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Feel bad for the dancers. But I haven't gone in yrs so wouldn't affect me.
What would you do if Arnold Bonehead gets elected President?
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I don't think It would be so bad
what would you do if a woman was elected president?
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I'd open up a hot dog stand in DC and sell crack to Marion Barry...
what would you do if you were invited to a party and were the only one who came
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Move the party to a bar
What would you do if you didn't have a car?
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I would start dating the 79 year old lady next door who had a mercedes.
what would you do if it were Easter,and the chickens were on strike??
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I would substitute Cadbury Eggs
What would you do if you had one wish and it couldn't be used for your benefit?
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wish it on my family
wwyd if-you were in a movie theater with a first date,and you had gas??
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excuse myself, go pinch a loaf, and search for some Tums
WWYD if you had to choose between being blind or deaf?
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
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i would rather be dead,i trip over enough stuff now as it is.
WWYD if your SO got an indecent proposal like demi did in the movie??
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hmmm. exactly how much cash are we talkin' about here? i don't know. if a handsome rich man like robert redford offerred her what was it a million bucks for a roll in the hay? it's her body, i'd leave it up to her. hell, i might hump him for the right amount.
WWYD if you had to choose between the death of your SO or the death of one of your children?
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
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i quit
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Kidding!!!!
The SO of course!
When the wench dies,im rich!!!!!!
WWYD if your long time priest was hitting on your SO??
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laug in his face. what would u do if you could never cum again?
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Be a porn star with a money shot stand in.
Mr everhard is what they would call me.
My first movie would be Mr Everhard,more filling,less taste.
heheheheheheheh
wwyd if at a public pool,you saw a kid pissin in his trunks, in the big pool,not the baby pool??
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i'd be like Dori and just keep swimming swimming swimming. come on. everyone pees in the pool.
WWYD if a family of bats took up residence under your front porch awning?
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
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isnt batshit worth alot of money???
I would put a tarp down,catch all the batshit,put it in a jar,sell it on ebay.
wwyd if you slipped on a big mac and fell when inside of a burger king?(you dont really hurt yourself)
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well first of all i would want to know why a Mcdonald's burger was on the floor at burger king. after that, i'd probably get up, do a little dance, and bow.
WWYD if you could only drink one thing for the rest of your life? (alcoholic or not, and water doesnt count)
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
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I'd glue myself to the toilet.
WWYD, If you woke up gay?
--Georg Christoph Litchenberg
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I'd call Big Green and tell him his prayers had been answered.
WWYD when faced with the choice of mashed potatos or stovetop?
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
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lol IMMMMMMM DRIVING!!!!!!!!
I always go with the spuds,extra butter!!!!!
WWYD if you saw someone putting something BACK on a buffet line at a restaurant???
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Smack them upside the head.
What would you do if for the rest of your life you could only say the words,"Yes, I have herpes"?
--Georg Christoph Litchenberg
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yes, i have herpes.
WWYD if you got olive oil all over a shirt you really like and it won't come out?
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
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Make sure that the rest of my clothes have olive oil on them as well, So I could have a set.
WWYD if you had to make a decision between going deaf or going blind?
--Georg Christoph Litchenberg
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