Before I start this...some of you ladies might take offense to it....but I thought it was funny....so I'm going to share this with my fellow men here....and you women too if you dont take it too personallyIts really just a joke...so take it with a grain of salt....it doesnt apply to all women/people.
So I was juat talking to my friend about girls(the usual)....specifically the girls we've been encountering lately.
Through our discussion I developed a theory....lets call it the Fat Bear Theory.
Lately, as in the last two months, we have been meeting/seeing/dating (whatever you want to call it) a few women who just seem WAY TO EAGER TO GET WITH US. Not that this NEVER happens....but lets just say usually its VERY rare. Now this has happened quite a few times recently. And its very blatant....very aggressive....very straight forward...very "different".
These women we have seen are becoming much the aggressors("predators" if you will-remember the bear). Anything they see as potential victims("prey" if you will) they pounce on and look to snatch up real quick. They will use any and all tactics that they think will work. Even things they wouldnt normally do during the warmer times of the year. They won't "wait"....they are acting in survival mode. Whatever needs to be done to trap their prey.
As you know winter time is coming...hence its time for these "predators/bears" to "fatten" up in preperation for hibernation for winter. So they find their "victims/prey" and they POUNCE. They want to scoop up something "decent" that they can hold onto for the cold winter months....so they can fatten up and hibernate (litterally), not have to go out in the cold, worry about what they look like, and all the realted stuff.
In summary....fellas dont fall for trap....that bear might look cuddly and cute now....but that same bear might not look so tempting in a few months. And once the hibernation is over....you could be send packing with their winter sweaters.
And ladies this theory works for some men also...who are trying the same thing.
The Fat Bear Theory
Brought to you by: AinNY
THANK GOD I'M MOVING TO SOUTH FL....NO MORE WINTER![]()



Its really just a joke...so take it with a grain of salt....it doesnt apply to all women/people.
. Whatever needs to be done to trap their prey.
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