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    Default The Fat Bear Theory.....

    Before I start this...some of you ladies might take offense to it....but I thought it was funny....so I'm going to share this with my fellow men here....and you women too if you dont take it too personally Its really just a joke...so take it with a grain of salt....it doesnt apply to all women/people.



    So I was juat talking to my friend about girls(the usual)....specifically the girls we've been encountering lately.

    Through our discussion I developed a theory....lets call it the Fat Bear Theory.

    Lately, as in the last two months, we have been meeting/seeing/dating (whatever you want to call it) a few women who just seem WAY TO EAGER TO GET WITH US. Not that this NEVER happens....but lets just say usually its VERY rare. Now this has happened quite a few times recently. And its very blatant....very aggressive....very straight forward...very "different".

    These women we have seen are becoming much the aggressors("predators" if you will-remember the bear). Anything they see as potential victims("prey" if you will) they pounce on and look to snatch up real quick. They will use any and all tactics that they think will work. Even things they wouldnt normally do during the warmer times of the year. They won't "wait"....they are acting in survival mode . Whatever needs to be done to trap their prey.

    As you know winter time is coming...hence its time for these "predators/bears" to "fatten" up in preperation for hibernation for winter. So they find their "victims/prey" and they POUNCE. They want to scoop up something "decent" that they can hold onto for the cold winter months....so they can fatten up and hibernate (litterally), not have to go out in the cold, worry about what they look like, and all the realted stuff.

    In summary....fellas dont fall for trap....that bear might look cuddly and cute now....but that same bear might not look so tempting in a few months. And once the hibernation is over....you could be send packing with their winter sweaters.


    And ladies this theory works for some men also...who are trying the same thing.

    The Fat Bear Theory
    Brought to you by: AinNY




    THANK GOD I'M MOVING TO SOUTH FL....NO MORE WINTER

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    Default Re: The Fat Bear Theory.....

    LMAO!

    And here I was thinking this post might be related to certain recent PMs. LOL

    I think there might be some truth to this theory, however I tend to think alot of girls just want a bf for the holidays. It's kinda depressing for many girls and to some even indicative of being a loser if they don't have a bf for the holidays. Particularly for younger girls. Hee, I guess I should consider myself lucky I met my bf over the summer

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    Default Re: The Fat Bear Theory.....

    No one else likes my theory

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    LOL,I do AinNY!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    LOL,I do AinNY!!!
    Thanks for the pity reply j/k


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    Default Re: The Fat Bear Theory.....

    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY
    Thanks for the pity reply j/k

    Hey,I really liked it.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    I always heard that spring time is always break up season. Since most women tend to want to get married in that season and are looking for a 'husband'.....Is there any truth to that?


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    Default Re: The Fat Bear Theory.....

    A.... All I got to say is it takes a enginerd to develop a theory such as this....





    nice job

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    Default Re: The Fat Bear Theory.....

    I can see a correlation... The squirrels that hang in the tree outside my apartment have paired off (one has half a tail, one has a huge bushy tail, you make the call) and gotten quiet. I'm happy because before, they spent at least 30 mins a day yelling at my cats thru the sliding glass door in little Quirrely yells. Funny as hell, but noisy.
    This guy doesn't have a mousepad, and it's freakin' me out! ~G.B.

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    Default Re: The Fat Bear Theory.....

    Dude,that's seriously f up!LOL!

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    No one else likes my theory
    Dude, there is some serious truth in there.

    As Stormtroopers of Death once said so very eloquently:

    Please don't feed the fucking bears!

    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy
    A.... All I got to say is it takes a enginerd to develop a theory such as this....





    nice job

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    Aargh.........jet lag, I can't sleep. I definetly agree with this theory 100%. But don't sleep-in my experience, 98% of the time, men initiated it, it's not just women doing it.
    I look at it like this-enjoy whatever you have while it lasts damn it. And let it go when it's done. I heard a theory similar to this actually in different words that went along the lines of "SUMMER IS HERE, TIME TO GET RID OF THE WINTER RELATIONSHIP." Talked about lack of clothing, make me people more horny, making couples more likely to cheat???

    It sucks to be dumped and feel like you were "preyed" on or have to let somebody go cold, but you can avoid that if you choose NOT to take on the role of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend." What ever happened to friends with benefits?

    People are there to be sexy and make you feel sexy. Just be selective of who you're sexy with and wrap it up before you tap it up. And if you have some bitch trying to bear hug you at the local bar, you can tell her kindly that you're hip to her shit and she's not scooping u up for the winter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pimpy718
    Aargh.........jet lag, I can't sleep. I definetly agree with this theory 100%. But don't sleep-in my experience, 98% of the time, men initiated it, it's not just women doing it.
    I look at it like this-enjoy whatever you have while it lasts damn it. And let it go when it's done. I heard a theory similar to this actually in different words that went along the lines of "SUMMER IS HERE, TIME TO GET RID OF THE WINTER RELATIONSHIP." Talked about lack of clothing, make me people more horny, making couples more likely to cheat???

    It sucks to be dumped and feel like you were "preyed" on or have to let somebody go cold, but you can avoid that if you choose NOT to take on the role of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend." What ever happened to friends with benefits?

    People are there to be sexy and make you feel sexy. Just be selective of who you're sexy with and wrap it up before you tap it up. And if you have some bitch trying to bear hug you at the local bar, you can tell her kindly that you're hip to her shit and she's not scooping u up for the winter.
    Good Points


    Thats all I was saying...i know guys that are getting scooped up and settle for something they normally wouldnt....mainly b/c these "Fat Bears" are pulling out all kinds of moves and tricks to get what they want...lol

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    Yeah AinNY,we women are SO evil,LOL!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    Yeah AinNY,we women are SO evil,LOL!!!
    Tis the truth

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    ^ Yeah, but like Sam Kinison said, "You gotta love women. What're you going to do? Suck a dick?"

    God, I miss Sam.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY
    Tis the truth
    We're a necessary evil though..........right???






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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    We're a necessary evil though..........right???







    I guess so


    Necessary like taxes












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    Oh,you are an *ss AinNY,but a very cute *ss,LOL!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Default Re: The Fat Bear Theory.....

    opps i miss read this thread! i thought it read "The Fat Boy Theory....."

    wfb
    Baby's, the OTHER other white meat!

    I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.............................................r ibs.

    im damn sexy and you know you want me!

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