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    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: This Is F*cking Scary.

    That is (explicative) up!

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    Default Re: This Is F*cking Scary.

    Quote Originally Posted by anonymous1
    That is (explicative) up!
    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    i really wouldn't consider that a threat.
    the slutty one

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    OTB finds all these strange stories in San diego. LOL


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    She shouldn't have hung up on us....we don't like that, do we my precious...no we don't...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney

    OTB, the funny thing is...YOU KEEP LINKING TO STORIES VIA SAN DIEGO HAHAHAHAHA
    Ahhh,what can I say.A big part of my heart belongs to San Diego,LOL!!!!!
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    Default Re: This Is F*cking Scary.

    It's kinda funny...if u ever had to do that for a living you'd understand why.

    The telemarketers finally strike back!!!!

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    Default Re: This Is F*cking Scary.

    Telemarketers make unsolicited business calls during dinner hours, ask for their targets by their first name (how chummy!) and call back repeatedly when refused. Not exactly the sort who have earned the right to get huffy about another person's manners, in other words. There isn't anything "rude" about hanging up the phone, after all. But then we do live in a day and age when people think it's rude simply to ignore the phone's ringing. IMO, a ringing phone is a request for my attention, not a barking summons to present myself front and center to whomever manages to get my number.
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    Why ever be a telemarketer??? Maybe its the same way why people dont understand why we do what we do?
    OTB you have the craziest stories here...I just moved here and damn in the 1st couple of months there were stand-offs everywhere and muders n such. I guess its the territory in a big city?
    Anyways, maybe we should be nice to these telemarketer people from now on?
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    That is exactally the reason I don't have a home phone

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    Default Re: This Is F*cking Scary.

    "Obviously he's not playing with a full deck and even my kids are nervous," Beyer said.

    ....mom's obviously not especially bright to begin with.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    Telezapper. All the way.
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    Ok what's a telezapper?

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    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    It's a device that you plug into your phone that intercepts the signal that's uniquely from the mass auto-dialer-ish machines that generate telemarketing calls.

    I think that's how it works at least.
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    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

    Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham


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    geez...it's really sad that someone took the time to write and send that letter. next time i hang up on a telemarketer i'll keep a lookout for anyone in a wheelchair parked threateningly outside my apartment!

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    Default Re: This Is F*cking Scary.

    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy
    It's a device that you plug into your phone that intercepts the signal that's uniquely from the mass auto-dialer-ish machines that generate telemarketing calls.

    I think that's how it works at least.
    Yup... that's pretty much it... The auto-dialing machines simply look through a public list of phone numbers and dials one-by-one. Once it calls a household, the call will initially get through, however at the same time the telezapper will send a signal to the auto-dialer that deletes the number from its phone bank... so, you'll never receive an auto-dialed phone call from that company again.. It takes a few weeks to truly work effectively, but it definitely does. My friend has had it for a year now, and he never gets auto-dial telemarketing calls.

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