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    Employee Evaluations

    Employee of the month. Not!
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    Think your assessment went badly? Cheer yourself up with these REAL examples of disastrous employee evaluations:


    1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

    2. His team would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

    3. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely-won't-be.

    4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

    5. When he opens his mouth, it's only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

    6. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

    7. This man has delusions of adequacy.

    8. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

    9. This employee should go far - the sooner he sets off, the better.

    10. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

    11. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.

    12. A room temperature IQ.

    13. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

    14. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.

    15. Donated his brain to science before he had finished using it.

    16. If brains were taxed, he would get a rebate.

    17. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you would get change back.

    18. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

    19. It's hard to believe that he beat one million other sperm. 20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he gargled.

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    Default Re: Employee Evaluations

    Love it! *LMAO*

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    Default Re: Employee Evaluations

    OMG,these are hilarious!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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