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    Oiling Your Breasts

    I was wondering how many dancers oil their breasts before a show? Personally, I find it very sexy despite being messy. I've seen it in my vid collection and I was curious if oiling your breasts was done or if its a common place thing???

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    Default Re: Oiling Your Breasts

    Only if you want to be jumped by 40 angry strippers because you made the stage oily, disgusting, and impossible to dance on.

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    Only to make them too slippery to grab.

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    I'm think a gal dancer who did such would have a lot of trouble selling lap dances, particularly from married guys. Getting the perfume, smoke, and body glitter off our attire is bad enough.
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    That'd be kind of fun to slide around on.

    Hmmmm.


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    Thats it! The F'n intrernet, videos, Mfreekin'TV. Pop culture is poisoning the minds of our male youth and ruining an honorable prefession. First it was the booty shake, now this?!

    They are breasts! Not a salad, not a GTO. They are PERFECT just the way they are! It doesn't matter if the are big or small, perky or plunging...they are just perfect! Without any @#$#% oil...OK, maybe a little whipped cream once in a while...

    Hot Wheels, DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDE. I'm begging here! Get your ass down to real strip club and see what a real nekkid women looks like. Up close and personal. Bring some money, get a few dances with a hot woman. Trust me, you won't miss the condiments. Do it soon, before it's too late!
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    Oil, anywhere, is a big NO NO! Last girl who wore oil on my stage I had held up against the wall by her throat! That's just f-in stupid! I almost broke an ankle cuz the dumb b*tch decided she'd look cool in baby oil!
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    Default Re: Oiling Your Breasts

    Oil?

    I can deal with perfume on me.

    I can deal with glitter.

    I can deal with body bronzer.

    But oil?

    No friggin' way.
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    OK maybe oil is a bad idea. By the look of the response, a REALLY BAD idea.

    Oh BTW, hey Yoda57us, COOL YOUR DAMN JETS MAN!!!!!

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    I've seen girls put paint and milk and honey and such on their breasts during feature shows, but they always do it in a small kiddie pool or on a large plastic mat. Then they shower off before doing lapdances.

    I guess it wouldn't be a big deal if the girl was just standing onstage, no pole, no floorwork, no lapdancing. This way the oil wouldn't go anywhere but that's not the way most SC's operate....

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    ^Agree with the above. Oil...nasty. Last thing I want is to go home from a SC looking like I just spilled salad all over my self....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Thats it! The F'n intrernet, videos, Mfreekin'TV. Pop culture is poisoning the minds of our male youth and ruining an honorable prefession. First it was the booty shake, now this?!

    They are breasts! Not a salad, not a GTO. They are PERFECT just the way they are! It doesn't matter if the are big or small, perky or plunging...they are just perfect! Without any @#$#% oil...OK, maybe a little whipped cream once in a while...

    Hot Wheels, DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDE. I'm begging here! Get your ass down to real strip club and see what a real nekkid women looks like. Up close and personal. Bring some money, get a few dances with a hot woman. Trust me, you won't miss the condiments. Do it soon, before it's too late!
    I was kind of fond of the boody shake myself. I could never do it because there's no junk in the trunk really, but I thought it was pretty nifty others could. Oily boobs remind me too much of fried chicken, but everything reminds me of fried chicken after a while. Being a vegan is rough, I tell ya.

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    Ever think about oil wrestling ?Now that's some serious Fun!

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    Katrine says it right for me. But only during private shows. Honey poured over the breasts and other cool food stuff like milk.....But oil. No.

    Pamela

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    OK, maybe I went over the edge a bit HW. But JZ was right (stick around, you will soon learn that he is always right, or at least the voice of reason) There was nothing personal intended and I appologize if you took it that way. Welcome to the board.
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    LOL Hot Wheels...I don't think Yoda was ragging on you.

    But, no, if a girl wore oil at my club, I would personally soak her in a tub of bleach. I fell off the pole one time (not from the top, thank God) because some girl thought that the oil made her body look better. That was not fun cracking my tail bone on the floor. :ouchie: It might look cool, but is very dangerous. Besides, you would never get the oil stains out of your clothes...

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    Hot Wheels, I've seen a dancer oil her boobs and beyond on stage in a strip joint. I've seen dancers drip hot candle wax on each other on stage. They were both seriously buzzed and got it all over the carpet.

    I had a fave whose SO found small tubes of body paint in her dresser drawer. He made her squeeze the contents into old newspapers and throw the papers in the trash. Ha, that just made it a bigger fantasy for her in champagne.

    Keep watching the vids, HW. Download the free trailers and see it all in 18 seconds.

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    Either that or sign up for the $2.95 3 day trial and download as much as you can... you can watch them all later and delete the ones you don't like....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Either that or sign up for the $2.95 3 day trial and download as much as you can... you can watch them all later and delete the ones you don't like....
    Cancel the subscription right away while you have the billing info at hand. You still get the full three days.

    I just prefer the free trailers. You get the interview, sex and money shot in 30 seconds or less. Fast food for the soul.

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    Um, yeah, the soul...That's what I was thinking too.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela
    Katrine says it right for me. But only during private shows. Honey poured over the breasts and other cool food stuff like milk.....But oil. No.

    Pamela
    Golly gee whillickers....I love it when a dancer oils herself ione stage or in private shows.. especially when she uses vegtable cooking oil. I know its a bit much, but I really demand of my dancers to have.. Wessonality.

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    Wessonality.......that's cute,LOL!!!
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    I dotn want oil on me and I sure as hell dont want it al over the stage, lotion can be bad enough. Ummm ... Oil wrestling, I DONT THINK SO. We had to do paint wrestling one time. We used green body paint that was SUPPOSED to com off with water, but it didnt. All of us were an off green color for like a week. I dont wrestle with the other girls. I know the men like it, but I dont.

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    HotWheels...you may have just saved me from being killed by the other dancers and making an ass out of myself on stage. I always use baby oil rather than lotion because I think it makes my skin look better and my hand would slide better over my body. I guess its just one of those things that sound better in theory, I didn't think about the after effects. I can just imagine going on stage for the first time and being all oiled up so that I look better, making the stage all slippery, falling, and then having all the dancers kill me afterwards for ruining the stage. Thank god for this board and being able to do research!

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    We're pretty much not allowed to use anything that could deface the podiums or lead to an accident, so oil is out. A bit of ice from someone's drink on your nipples is ok, but that's about it.

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