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    Default Don't Ever Do This,LMFAO!!!!!!!!

    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Ouch

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    Californians. lol

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    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Lol!!!
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    Dammit, woman.... COPY/PASTE
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Huh???
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    Huh???
    He's being a butthead again. Just smile and nod.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    He's being a butthead again. Just smile and nod.
    The term "again" implies that I have ever stopped for any given instance in time.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ouuuuuuuuuuuuuucchhhhhhhhh!!!



    *Mental Note* never hit a police officer with a canine while naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    He's being a butthead again. Just smile and nod.
    LOL,I'll have to remember that.


    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy
    ouuuuuuuuuuuuuucchhhhhhhhh!!!



    *Mental Note* never hit a police officer with a canine while naked
    Yeah,you ain't lyin',LOL!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: Don't Ever Do This,LMFAO!!!!!!!!

    stupid is as stupid does.... 5 counts of stupid

    running in neighborhood
    being naked
    running from police
    fighting police
    being stupid enoug to think he could do this without punishment

    sentencing:
    being put in the holding tank naked
    being issued only socks and shoes while incarcerated
    having a German Shepherd as a cellmate
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer

    having a German Shepherd as a cellmate
    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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