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    The other day at work I happened upon a gentleman using his laptop. When I inquired about why the fuck is he playing on the computer in a SC with nubile titties around him, he told me that he was in the club because he was driving by and saw "Free WiFi" under the club sign. He wanted to play on the internet, so he came in.

    WTF???? He was seriously into surfing and wasn't even acknowledging the girls for a while. I asked him to look up some porn but he said its a company laptop and they monitor his web usage. Obviously he doesn't know how to clean his cache because its not like the company can monitor him using in our club.....

    Is the world really coming to this?

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    Default Re: This is a New One-playing on computer at the club!

    LOL. Sweet!

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    Default Re: This is a New One-playing on computer at the club!

    That's super annoying, just like when guys come into the club and READ or watch the big TVs. If my club had wifi, I would totaly bust out my laptop whenever I was bored. Good thing we don't!

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    NOT sweet. Yet another way for the clubs to draw in losers who only pay the fucking cover and take up space

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    Default Re: This is a New One-playing on computer at the club!

    Maybe he was posting on SW and didn't want to tell.



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    How bad do you have to check your E-Mail or whatever that you have to do it at a stripclub? That's pretty funny though that he would go in for the hotspot but not be checking out the local talent.

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    Default Re: This is a New One-playing on computer at the club!

    Few people are as hardcore geek as I am, but why in God's good name would you bring a friggin' laptop into a club?

    Now I don't feel quite so PL. Well, not as much anyway.

    Ahem.

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    Default Re: This is a New One-playing on computer at the club!

    LMAO and I thought I was a geek.

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    Its like going to a concert and taking a freakin nap!! Who does that mess? Its like hello..T and freakin A here..EVERYWHERE. So much for clubs boostering more real customers there to actually see some girls.
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    What club was this? *books flight to Texas*

    There have been occasions where I've been bored out of my mind at the home club and wouldn't mind my laptop or a paperback book to alleviate the boredom. At my second club, I took one of the magazines they offer for free at the door and read it while waiting for my favorite to show up.

    One of the other dancers used my reading as a nice pickup line, but I declined the request and waited for my fave.
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    Default Re: This is a New One-playing on computer at the club!

    I text-message, if I have to (text from a friend, quick funny, or emergency). There are very few, and I mean VERY few things that could divert my attention away from a gorgeous woman. I'm a member of the N.T.V.S.C.C (no t.v's in the strip club...club). You're there to watch the ladies, partake in their services, and spoil them. If you want to watch t.v., go to the bar down the steet, or your house. Comfier seats and closer view.
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    If I've ever fallen asleep at a stripc club its due to extreme intoxication to the point that I'm horizontal...actually its never happened...either as employee or customer point of view...just another indicator of how tired ppl are of boobs..even the BF is recommending eggplant shaped implants for me to distinguish myself

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    LOL, Katrine, my bf has been like "how about in the shape of stars? That'd be pretty original!"

    That sucks, and is definitely a loser-draw, so to speak. Unless they're giving you shift pay or something. Bleh. 'Course I'm feeling particularly grumpy because I couldn't sell a dance until 11:30 and even then that was a 2-4-1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    NOT sweet. Yet another way for the clubs to draw in losers who only pay the fucking cover and take up space
    Bridgette,

    MY reply was in jest. It was an immediate reaction to the disbelief that somone would actually do that in a SC. Shame on him.

    Perhaps he was playing poker online and winning money to directly deposit into his online account to then withdraw from the club ATM at a 7% surcharge to get his LDs on.

    All humor aside, that's just plain inappropriate for the SC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I asked him to look up some porn but he said its a company laptop and they monitor his web usage. Obviously he doesn't know how to clean his cache because its not like the company can monitor him using in our club.....
    Company spyware on his laptop, which he can't access, could be recording keystrokes and web URLs, and transmitting activity logs back to base whenever he's online. He might not even know for sure it's been installed, but merely suspect it might be and not want to risk it.

    On the other hand, if he was worried about that, I don't know why he wasn't also paranoid that, depending on the circumstances, IP information might reveal WHERE he was connecting from. D'oh!

    Come to think of it, you might discreetly use that scare tactic on the next businessman who's being distracted by his computer. "Are you Wi-Fi-ing from a company laptop? Ho boy, another customer told me he got in trouble at his company when the computer logs revealed he was connecting from a strip club." Of course, that's only if you think you can convince the customer there's a better reason to come back than Wi Fi.

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    More than lame, that's dumb for the club to allow. All someone needs is a laptop (like the Sony VAIO) with a built in camera...and the club is streaming on his site free-of-payment to the girls or the club

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moneywise
    Bridgette,

    MY reply was in jest. It was an immediate reaction to the disbelief that somone would actually do that in a SC.
    Well hun, my comment wasn't a crack at you but if you want I've got a nice one I could show you

    And another excellent point above from dd. Course the brilliant guys in the offices of most SCs wouldn't think of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by discretedancer
    More than lame, that's dumb for the club to allow. All someone needs is a laptop (like the Sony VAIO) with a built in camera...and the club is streaming on his site free-of-payment to the girls or the club
    Good point. Wonder what the club policy on cell phone cameras is, at the same time they're advertising WiFi that encourages a computer to be out and transmitting. I know from doing a search that phone cameras have been discussed here before as being a major problem.

    Maybe the clubs ought to be banning laptops and installing signal jammers rather than transmitters. Saw an article recently about a church installing a device that jammed cell phone signals inside the building so calls weren't a problem during services. Ha!

    Unfortunately for those not wanting their picture taken or those wanting to be paid when it's taken, technology is undoubtedly going to advance to the point where inexpensive cameras are even more clandestine than on cell phones and computers (such as undetectable cameras hidden in your glasses or contact lenses). Regardless of whether it's legal or not, it may reach the point where everyone needs to assume they're being photographed/recorded at all times.

    At the same time, it seems logical if there's a demand for this sort of thing that the clubs themselves ought to be working with willing dancers to legitimately produce a wide variety of authorized media for sale. (Of course, I'm talking sexy but classy stuff, not hard-core porn.) Much the same way as iTunes legitimizes the music downloading craze.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Well hun, my comment wasn't a crack at you but if you want I've got a nice one I could show you
    I know a little boy that became famous for sticking his hand in a crack.

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    The cam aspect on PDA's, laptops, cels etc are a very good point. If the club has a no camera policy, as most do, it should be a given that this rule be extended to all image capturing electronics. But what to do in regards to phones? You can say no to computer stuff, but cels are so common I could totally see chaos if thery were barred. Perhaps a forced coat check for cels? But that would leave too many options for theft, at least in the mind of the custie. Whatever the deal, PDa's and laptops at least, should be banned for sure.

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    I know this is more of a rant,and i dont want to toss gas on a venting,but I* just friggin gotta add this...

    As much as it may seem,its NOT all about T and A.
    If it were,there would be no entertainers,just hooker ho's.I would have to wear a funny hat with feathers on it when i was at work,and have to learn how to walk like Huggy Bear.

    A gentlemens club is set up to be an adult playground,designed primarily for men.T.V.'s,pool tables,video games,etc are all trimmings on the cake so to speak.Trappings.
    The intention is to keep a client in their seats longer then just a tip,drink,and then a lapdance.
    Getting upset at a guy for being on the comp is like being upset with the customer who is watching the football game on TV or shooting a game of pool.

    You might make little or no money from this guy,but the club is making money,and thats allowing YOU to make money,which allows ME to make money.


    God bless the guy who comes in with his laptop just to have a few drinks and email a few friends!!!
    He WANTS a lapdance and to look at beautiful females,he just isnt ready yet and needs friendly coaxing.
    If he wasnt wanting a lapdance,he would have gone to a vanilla club like hooters or TGIF's or restaurants like MacDonalds,all of which offer free internet connections now,with food and drink at HALF of what he is going to pay at the SC,usually without a cover charge!
    How much more proof is needed that he is really there for the T and A??

    Let the guy finish his emails,just like you let a guy finish his pool game,then hit him up for a LD or conversation.
    The laptop(specially for the puter nerds here on SW)offers a new ice breaker.
    When you see one in your club,dont get pissed at the guy for not getting dances yet.Approach slowly with lines like
    "have you seen MY internet webpage"
    "have you seen this site,its my fav?"
    "have you been to stripper web,its where i hang when not at work"
    Be freekin bold...
    ask the guy if he minds if you check your email!!!!!!

    Maybe someone else can explain what im talking about a little better.

    Does anyone see my point???

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    About pool tables and videogames and such. I can't say the sports games have completely negatively affected us (though there have been enough guys that have thrown away free dance tickets and only stayed for a game), but at my club at least, every single person that comes and plays video games or pool is not going to buy a dance. Even if every dancer has left them alone, or even played a game of pool with them or helped them with that tricky solitaire game, they don't even tip the stage. Maybe it is just my club, but given the reaction to these "distractions" on other threads, I don't think so. My ex would've loved pool tables and stuff in a strip club specifically because he thought $5 was too much to be spending on [those rich] strippers, and went into a fits of hysterics because his friend bought a lapdance for $20.

    and wouldn't the dancers not getting money affect your earnings?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrescentLuna
    and wouldn't the dancers not getting money affect your earnings?
    In my case,completely.

    If an entertainer doesnt make money,i sure dont.

    But if the club doesnt make money off "filler"customers,me and the entertainer would not have a place to make money.

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    Personally, I wasn't upset with the guy, he was great joke fodder. Plus, later on I did see he had put the comp away and a dancer was sitting with him. Our club is attached to a seperate regular bar too, and Austin is a majorly wired city, so its all no big deal. But expect to see more.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Personally, I wasn't upset with the guy, he was great joke fodder. Plus, later on I did see he had put the comp away and a dancer was sitting with him. Our club is attached to a seperate regular bar too, and Austin is a majorly wired city, so its all no big deal. But expect to see more.....
    More indeed. I see that its not the only strip club in Austin with a wi-fi point.

    http://www.auscillate.com/wireless/

    Can you imagine one of our guys meeting one of our gals from the club, then have both give a trip report and a "night at the office" report live from the scene?

    Or connect to SW chat?

    Fred: That was one hell of a lap dance.
    Shaggy: Good mileage?
    Fred: Daphne always gives good mileage.
    Daphne: I try my best, and Fred's just a gentleman.
    Fred: The least I could do.
    Daphne: The four drinks he bought me aren't hurting either.
    Shaggy: Zoinks! I'm so jealous Fred. You fucko!
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