Don't Play the Sex Lottery
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Don't Play the Sex Lottery
http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12sti...s/12-STIs.html
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
LMAO That's funny yet disturbing as well.
--Georg Christoph Litchenberg
Yet another way to find "holiday cheer" in pretty much anything!
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan





i have this ominous feeling im gonna be singing the "G-oooooonarheeeeeeeea" part all day long now.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.



Thats so FU***NG funny LMAO yet sadd at the same time
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