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    A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!" She then sat back down.

    Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

    The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "anybody?"

    Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said: "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

    Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." Then turned to Mary and continued,"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

    First, you have a dirty mind.

    Second
    , you didn't read your homework.

    And third
    , one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed!"

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    Default Re: just me being silly....

    Lol! Here is another one!

    Too Smart for 1st Grade



    A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?"

    Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

    The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

    Little Johnny: "9"

    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

    Little Johnny: "36"

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade."

    The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Little Johnny both agree.

    Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

    Little Johnny: "Legs"

    Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)

    Little Johnny: "Pockets"

    Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

    Little Johnny: "Pants"

    Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

    (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)

    Little Johnny: "Coconut"

    Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

    Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"

    Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)

    Little Johnny: "Shake hands"

    Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

    Little Johnny: "Yup"

    Teacher: you blow me, you feel good"

    Little Johnny: "Nose"

    Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver"

    Little Johnny: "Arrow"

    Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"

    Little Johnny: "Firetruck"

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong."



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    Little Johnny sees Suzy,and shows her his new red wagon Suzy says I'll tell my mom and she'll get me one.Next day,she's got one but johnny has a new firetruck.Suzy says she'll tell her mom,and get one too. Next day,sure enuff she's got a new firetruck too. So Johnny drops his pants and says well, I've got one of these and you dont ! Suzy says her mom will get her one too. Next day Johnny sees her and says well? so Suzy drops her pants and says; I've got one of these and you dont,and my mommy says as long as I've got one of these,I can have as many of those as I want!
    ."A long time ago,being crazy meant something...nowdays everybodys crazy"

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    Default Re: just me being silly....

    These were hilarious. Thanks for the laughs, ladies and gent.

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