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    Thumbs up help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    alrigght fellow dj brothers and dancing girls ineed new lines to say on the mike.Anything from selling dances to tipping.

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    Quote Originally Posted by big daddy
    alrigght fellow dj brothers and dancing girls ineed new lines to say on the mike.Anything from selling dances to tipping.

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    Heres a couple for ya's...

    "comming to the stage is a woman so hot,if she were a bugger,you would pick her first!"

    "Comming to the stage is a woman so hot,she is sure to put a tickle in your pickle"

    "the next girl is so hot,your gonna wanna ride her into town like Tonto on a pinto"

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    "if yer not clappig you must be whackin'"
    is that one a cliche line?

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    "listen to that little voice in your pants,get yourself a lapdance."

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    "with this next entertainer,there is no Iffy,your gonna get a stiffy!!"

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    "dont be a loner,get a lapdance and pop a boner!!"

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    "This next gal is sooooo purty,it will make ya wanna go home and smack your wife!"

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    "this next entertainer has the powers of madusa!!Never look directly into her eyes!!You will turn to stone!"
    "I bet some of you are already starting to get a little hard already!"

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    "look at the shitter on this next critter"

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    "this next entertainer is perfect to go skinny dippin with,she comes with her own personal floatation devices"

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    heheheheheheheheheheh im such a dork!!!!

    I dont say all that chit!

    Just be yourself.
    Be respectful and professional,always treat the girls like they were yours and you will do ok.
    Just have fun,if your having fun,the crowd reacts to that.

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    LOL...I sure fricking hope not Big. I was sitting here like, "WHA???"

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    Sad thing is...I've actually heard DJ's say this crap. lol.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BigGreen,that is some cute and funny sh*t!!!!!
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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brittany
    Sad thing is...I've actually heard DJ's say this crap. lol.
    Me too.



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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    My advice is visit other clubs in the US and check out the different styles of the djs Ive found that the enthusiasm in a djs voice makes a big freakin deal with tips and stuff off stage. but dont rambnble too much, remember that they are usually trying to talk to dancers or get into the stage show. also, picking people out in the crowd is a good thing. my dj picks on the guys in 'pink shirts' (underage) he says ' there are so many pink shirts in here tonite there must be a school bus outside'. or call out single customers. it eases anxiety the guys have about approaching women. or having women approach them.
    Carpe Diem!

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    Maybe instead of new lines, try some other things to pick up your enthusiasm? Do you have a wireless mike available? Try walking through the bar, playing with the crowd. Maybe try some new light shows?

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    Default Re: help a burned out dj bvrother out.

    If you see 1 guy finally started to tip, say "You should be doing what this guy is doing right now"

    Anytime: "1 dollar, 2 dollars its not going to brake your bank guys, but it will add up for the ladies, remember they are working for your tips!"

    "You know guys, this is a PAY PER VIEW event, don't just stare at the ladies, get out some singles!"

    "You're obviously not getting this at home, so start tipping or go home and rent a video or something!"

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