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    Someone please tell me this website is a joke. The testimonials they have there will have you rolling on the floor.

    http://www.infidelitytoday.com/

    You know, I've always heard about these, but thought they were some kind of urban legend or something. My God what will they think of next.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    I actually heard about something like that before. Its crazy. If you need that kit to check up on your SO, then there is no trust anyway.

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    That is some funny stuff...
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

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    Not so sure about that test. BUT yes, women can test their men. Sorry guys with us ladies it's all about trust.

    Testing you're man is called prostate milking. Women in Japan do this to keep their mans prostate gland healthy, and to check for lumps. But, the great thing, if a man does not rub one off, or have intercourse, he peoduces a half of a teaspoon daily of semen. His SO simnply lubes a finger goes up his ass and massages his gland. he can't help it, hard on or not, he will dribble out the fair amount if he did not release another way!

    This practice is taught at the Sorrensen Institute run by women who control every aspect of their mans life.

    Some men love it. It feels WAY better than the doc. checking for cancer.

    Pamela

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    The day Lady Zeno offers to run a finger up my ass to check my fidelity, or the day that I offer to swab her cervix for the same reason, or we run stains or UV on each other's undergarments, is the day we might as well discuss which one of us keeps the refrigerator.

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    I think when you have to start testing your significant other's milk something is extremely wrong with your relationship. Now controling every aspect of a man is something I can get with though.....Hmmm. *evil thoughts*


    --Georg Christoph Litchenberg



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    wow...this is crazy...fingers up the bum... to test his load? what happens if the dude just finished tugging on tommy? would that count as cheating? even better what if the guy is super fertile and produces more then a tablespoon a day? and if a guy has a tablespoon of yogert a day what happens if he goes without sex for a month? God help the lady puffing that pickle.. These are the questions i want to know...
    LMAO

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    Pamela, tell me more about the Sorrensen Institute!I want to learn to control every aspect of a man...(thats not saying i WOULD, but I'd like to have the POWER as an option!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dawndancer
    Pamela, tell me more about the Sorrensen Institute!I want to learn to control every aspect of a man...(thats not saying i WOULD, but I'd like to have the POWER as an option!)
    Well Terry wish i could answer you're questions babe. But there are a group of women who do seminars for other women having problems with their SO's. So they slowly get the women involved with control. Slowly teach how to take away a small part of his life, and reward him with favours, mainly sexual.

    What this all boils down to is pretty much ruining a mans life in the end. He becomes so dependent on his SO, that he does anything she says. But, she never hurts him (were he can notice anyway) and treats him with love and sex, much sex. He learns that if he obeys, he will recieve many pleasures from her, and this becomes an addiction.

    Sad.



    Pamela. PS i will try to find a link or close to what these women do.
    Last edited by Pamela; 12-14-2004 at 09:47 PM.

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    I wouldn't mind knowing a bit about it too. I tried to do a search online and didn't have any luck.

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    I heard a guy friend once say, "I've done a lot better in my life since I've learned how to manipulate women." I didn't care much for that statement, either.

    Too bad we can't simply trust until there's a reason not to. Too bad we can't respect each other's individuality and simply move on to something else if that individual doesn't appeal to us.

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