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    Smiley I just might have you all beat...

    I just read the "Strange Dancing" thread and started thinking of all my foolish stage tactics. I've come a long way in my 7 years of dancing and get complimented profusely by the customers, but holy shit I AM CLUMSY!

    1st week ever dancing, I sit on the drink rail w/ back to customers, try to wrap feet around posts and lean back, only to flip backwards onto my head and knees onto the floor.
    Couple years ago, hanging upside down on pole when my shoe starts to slip off, I try to catch it, accidently loosening my thighs plunging headfirst into stage. (emergency room Dr.'s visit for that one)
    Lean forward at a nude club holding drunkenly onto ceiling when I lift leg and fall straight into customer's lap. "Like your naked LD, buddy? Yeah, well put me back on stage!"
    Do an upside down flip onto girl customer off stage,(her friends were begging for something "different" she clamps her legs 2gether, causing me to flail back and forth, eventually flipping off stage, thankfully landing straight up on feet!
    And the ever so often, get off my barstool, start walking when my sweaty foot twists in shoe, and there I am, once again, picking myself up off of the floor! I'm sure I have numerous more, but that's enough for now! I just don't really care (or get embarrased) anymore!
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    Default Re: I just might have you all beat...

    one time at band camp i was doing a flip on the pole, got my shoe caught on the rope lighting at the top and brought the whole thing down. it never worked quite right after that....

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    Default Re: I just might have you all beat...

    Hahaha, the worst I've done is kick the lights and one time knocked a lens off one, the DJ had to climb up on a chair in the middle of my set to put it back on. Was really funny though.
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    Default Re: I just might have you all beat...

    I broke like a whole set of lights at our club. I am still not quite sure how I did it, But when I went up, they went down. Pretty funny.
    I CONSTANTLY fall. I have been dancing for 3 yrs. and it seems like some days i just cant walk in those damn shoes. The other day i was not even walking, i was just standing ther and fell on my ass. Like 5 custys walked over to ask if I was the one who fell and if i was alright. Yes, thankyou, i just busted my ass adn yes i am ok.

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    Today was my third day at a new club and since I made it 2 fall-free days...yep. Took a header. Twisted my ankle a bit. Ow. Not suprisingly NO ONE came near me for the rest of my set. Oy. I am constantly falling-off the pole, on to people. It's a good time.

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    It's great that you have such a good attitude about it and can laugh. I remember in High School I was the same way... if anyone was going to take a fall, it was me! I eventually learned to just accept it and laugh. Who knows, maybe it will help your dancing... if you fall or trip then you are more human and more approachable than the 'perfect' ones.
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    I was flipping upside down to get on the pole and kicked a custy right in the face!
    the slutty one

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    Default Re: I just might have you all beat...

    i was spinning at the top of the pole and kicked out a long tube shaped black light. it exploded and glass went everywhere. so embarassing. i'm glad nobody got an eye out.

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    Default Re: I just might have you all beat...

    I was trying to show off one day (drunk and happy) we were already closed, thank goodness! Anyway I flipped upside down and landed on my face, busted lip and sore teeth. I don't think I even touched the pole!
    Another time I was walking with a customer and turned around right into a pole at the side of the room. I blame the pole, it isn't connected to a stage or anything, just next to a couch, it was a bit embarrassing, though.
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