ok, i've heard it a million times: be yourself and everyone will love you.
well not me!!!! ok here's the scene(happens almost every time!): guys walks up to me, or i walk up to him.
guy seems interested. conversation starts. guy suddenly stops talking. guy runs away screaming. <---ok so not that last one. but seriously, i'm a normal, nice, happy, fun person! everyone i meet(outside the club) is like,"wow, Dakota, you're like the normalest, nicest, happiest, funnest person!"i always thought i was cool.
but anyways, it's like the only thing i can think is that they want some sex-oozy-hookerish-dirty-talkin-tigress-OF-THE-SEA!!!!!
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(is that like chicken of the sea?) i tried the "be what they want you to be"
approach, but it just felt so fake and i thought they could see right through it.
what do you guys think about the whole "fake you" thing? what works best? WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME???and, hey, what do you think about all those guys that act like they're so much better than you and act like you better pull out all the stops for them or else, and they don't even tip!!! they act like they have something better to do at a strip club than talk to a stripper. Sorry to pull you away from you game of solitare, dude. i understand if they're not interested, but they talk to you just enough to make you keep trying and then they act like you owe them something or whatever for the privilege of talking to them. dude, whatevah. IT'S THE DOLLA TO MAKE YOU HOLLA.
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(RANT RANT RANT) these are the things that make me not want to go back sometimes.



i always thought i was cool.
but anyways, it's like the only thing i can think is that they want some sex-oozy-hookerish-dirty-talkin-tigress-OF-THE-SEA!!!!!
and, hey, what do you think about all those guys that act like they're so much better than you and act like you better pull out all the stops for them or else, and they don't even tip!!! they act like they have something better to do at a strip club than talk to a stripper. Sorry to pull you away from you game of solitare, dude. i understand if they're not interested, but they talk to you just enough to make you keep trying and then they act like you owe them something or whatever for the privilege of talking to them. dude, whatevah. IT'S THE DOLLA TO MAKE YOU HOLLA.
(RANT RANT RANT) these are the things that make me not want to go back sometimes.
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