I heard that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house
to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the
house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White
Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.



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