"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





HAHAHAHAHA,this is funny!!!!!!!!
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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LMFAO Mojo! It gave the hubby a good laugh too. He actually remembers Dennis saying something about pledging his left nut for a Red Sox World Series win.. lmfao



Go Sox! I love Denis Leary.
Fucking Sox fans.
*rests on his team's 26 Series titles*
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