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    Default Found this letter that my wife wrote to Dear Abby....

    Dear Abby:

    My husband is not happy with my mood swings. So last Christmas he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

    When I am in a good mood it turns green, and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big RED mark on his forehead!

    Maybe next time he will buy me a diamond!

    Sincerely,

    Bitch!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Default Re: Found this letter that my wife wrote to Dear Abby....

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: Found this letter that my wife wrote to Dear Abby....

    Heh.. I'm sure that SilverBack remembers that from my quote awhile ago. I had seen it on a T-Shirt some time ago, and couldn't stop laughing.. lmfao

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    Default Re: Found this letter that my wife wrote to Dear Abby....

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Heh.. I'm sure that SilverBack remembers that from my quote awhile ago. I had seen it on a T-Shirt some time ago, and couldn't stop laughing.. lmfao
    I heard it on the radio the other day....damned near wrecked the car laughing.

    That aside, unless you have those new pictures that you promised several months ago, I think you need to shaddup.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Default Re: Found this letter that my wife wrote to Dear Abby....

    That's really Funny!Thanxfor sharin'

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    Default Re: Found this letter that my wife wrote to Dear Abby....

    Lol


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    Default Re: Found this letter that my wife wrote to Dear Abby....

    A mood ring you cheap bastard!!!! You're lucky it's not leaving a read mark in your privates.
    That's too funny!!!

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