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    True Friendship

    Are you tired of all those sissy friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of poems that really speaks to true friendship...


    1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

    6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    This is my oath...... I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend....



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    Default Re: True Friendship

    I like # 1!

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    lol, I love it!

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    I always liked:

    Friends help you move.
    Real friends help you move bodies.

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    LMFAO,Jay!!!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    Default Re: True Friendship

    that was cute vaden. way better than the sappy, gay ones that flood my inbox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney
    that was cute vaden. way better than the sappy, gay ones that flood my inbox.
    I know.. I get the sappy ones all the time and I thought this was much better!!



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