Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 26

Thread: Who are u compatible with?

  1. #1
    Veteran Member pimpy718's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2004
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    425
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Who are u compatible with?

    So, I'm here looking at the What's your astrology sign?? post and I think to myself-I know what your sign is if I look at your profile. What I want to know, to all astrology addicts, is who you are compatible with? What signs do you like? Which ones don't you like? Why? Here, me first:

    I like:
    Cancer-I dunno about the 'females' but every dude I've met that's a Cancer has been a sweetheart or just a charming bastard who managed to get me into bed with him by being so goddamn nice.
    Taurus-Not judgemental-so easy going and funny. Very sexy too.
    Sagitarrius-I can party with them until its 7 in the morning. They are crazy fun.
    Gemini-Not emotional types-kinda superficial, but I don't care 'cause they do most of the talking and I find them really fun and entertaining.

    Don't like:
    Pisces-I can get along with girls who are pisces fine, but I can't stand male pisces. Emotional basketcase+cocky=one whiny guy who I won't fuck. (Sorry to all my male fishies but I haven't met one yet.)
    Virgo-probably one of the most intelligent signs in the zodiac. And one of the meanest-every male virgo gets really idealistic about me and then if we go out, the whole date I feel critisized or ignored. I would like them if they weren't so mean.
    Leo/Aries-I'm in a bind with these signs. They love to talk about themselves. In fact, they're in love with themselves, it really doesn't matter whether or not you like them, because in the end-they will still have themselves. Loyal, but at the same time, emotionally detached and egotistical. Loveable, but I don't like being yelled at or feeling like last night's meatloaf.

    For all other signs I'm in different. Libras/Aquarius/Capricorn/Scoripio depend on the situation.

    Who does everyone else get along with? FYI: Please do not take offense to my remarks. These are general terms and are not pointed at anyone directly or indirectly.
    "You love my lady lumps."



  2. #2
    madmaxine
    Guest

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    No one! LOL. Don't take those lists to heart. My ex was supposed to be "compatible" but he was really "Satan". Maybe we deserved eachother. (At least, that's what I told him...)

  3. #3
    God/dess Bridgette's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Gettin the fuck outta Dodge!
    Posts
    14,241
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Like

    Gemini: We understand each other easily. Good sex.
    Cancer: Nice, loyal, emotional, lovable.
    Sagittarius: Super strong attraction, fun, great sex.
    Aries: I always just want to fuck them - but nothing else.

    Dislike

    Taurus: Too damn bull-headed.
    Capricorn: I'm undecided here - once in a while I'm attracted to one but mostly I think I find them annoying.


    I'm indifferent about the rest.

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

  4. #4
    Featured Member Magdalena_666's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2004
    Location
    San Francisco, CA
    Posts
    1,688
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    There is this really funny book I have called ''How to spot a bastard by his star sign''

    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this book. It's unbelieviably funny.

    But to awnser the question. I usually get along really well with the air signs. Gemini, libra and aquarius.
    I also like virgo's,cancer's, leo's, and sagittarius. Sometimes scorpio although my mom always told me to stay away from Scorpio men because they would ''break my heart''.

    The signs I never really ''mesh'' with would be pisces,capricorn,male aries(love female aries though but the male one's are WAY to egotystical) and Taurus.


    'Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.'
    T.S Eliot

    I believe you Dottie and you have my support






  5. #5
    God/dess MojoJojo's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Monkey Land
    Posts
    4,794
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    I'm a Libra....everybody likes me (shhhh....just accept it)
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

  6. #6
    Featured Member Magdalena_666's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2004
    Location
    San Francisco, CA
    Posts
    1,688
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    I'm a Libra....everybody likes me (shhhh....just accept it)
    Yes you are a libra an arrogant one!

    Just Kidding Mojo as you said everyone likes you


    'Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.'
    T.S Eliot

    I believe you Dottie and you have my support






  7. #7
    Veteran Member pimpy718's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2004
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    425
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    I'm a Libra....everybody likes me (shhhh....just accept it)
    It's the truth. Libras are very lovable.
    "You love my lady lumps."



  8. #8
    God/dess MojoJojo's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Monkey Land
    Posts
    4,794
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena_666
    Yes you are a libra an arrogant one!

    Just Kidding Mojo as you said everyone likes you
    Heh...not everyone...trust me.

    There was a movie out a number of years ago with Alec Baldwin and Nicole Kidman...don't remember the name (I'm sure someone will give the title, so I won't bother to look it up.) Baldwin is a surgeon who just explained to another surgeon that if he ever says "We're going to lose her." during surgery again, he'll do something like reach down his throat and pull his tonsils out and shove them up his ass....something like to that extent. The other surgeon says, "I'm not going to like you, am I?"

    Baldwin says...with a smirk - "Don't be ridiculous. Everybody likes me."

    EDIT
    I should add......if what I have read about Libras is actually accurate, and this does hold true for me, we have a tendency to be "pleasers" and end up being a confidante for many because we're very giving and good at listening.

    Translation - we're big farkin' pussies.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

  9. #9
    God/dess Vyanka's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Cash-Stack-istan Island
    Posts
    14,704
    Thanks
    6,564
    Thanked 11,625 Times in 3,697 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Where did you look this up?

    BTW, Gemini here.

  10. #10
    God/dess Rhiannon's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Lil Rhody
    Posts
    10,471
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    I can get along with pretty much anyone, being that I'm a Libra. We're supposed to be the most easy-going sign of the Zodiac. I found that more to be true in my younger years. Now, I go by the person, and not so much by their Astrological Sign.

    I do steer clear of other Libras though. Ex Hubby was also a Libra. Libras are NOT compatible with eachother, let me just say that. LOL. One balances one way, the other in the opposite direction. It's a mess. And it totally was for us.

    Hubby now is a Sagittarius. He always says that I fan the flames to keep the Fires going.. Heh.. (Libra, of course, is an Air sign, while Sagittarius is a Fire sign.)

    Friends-wise, I tend to get along better with Gemini, Aries, Pisces, Virgo, and Aquarius.

  11. #11
    God/dess VenusGoddess's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    13,598
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 28 Times in 23 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    I get along with pretty much everyone. As long as they don't keep pissing me off. Heh...I'm Taurus and Scorpio is, well he's Scorpio. LOL

    We get along really great...until we start arguing...and with water and earth making mud...we usually find ourselves stuck in the mud until it dries. LOL...which, sometimes, can take a few days.

    I used to love Leos...but only for sex. While I can get along as friends with them fine, they annoy the hell out of me with their, "Worship me and pay attention to me all the time" attitude. For me, Cancer men are tooooooo clingy...Gemini men enjoy changing personalities too quickly, and Capricorns tend to be really anal and boring.

  12. #12
    God/dess VADEN's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2004
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    3,530
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    I'm a Capricorn. I am an earth sign, I usually get along with everyone but I tend to bond more with Scorpio, Virgo, Taurus and Sagittarius.

    I'm told I have the highest love & sex ratings with the first three and Aquarius & Leo's knock my socks off in the bedroom.

    I have the lowest sex & love rating with a Gemini.




  13. #13
    God/dess AinNY's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2004
    Location
    all around the world
    Posts
    2,939
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    No idea....i dont follow that sign stuff

  14. #14
    God/dess VADEN's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2004
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    3,530
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    AinNY, what's your sign? I will get your info.



  15. #15
    God/dess AinNY's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2004
    Location
    all around the world
    Posts
    2,939
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN
    AinNY, what's your sign? I will get your info.
    Cancer

  16. #16
    God/dess RoseDelight's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2003
    Location
    LA
    Posts
    2,982
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    I've always thought this was funny.

    Bitter person's horoscope

    Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 10)
    You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

    Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
    You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces screw small animals and pick their noses.

    Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
    You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a pain in the butt.

    Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
    You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

    Gemini (May 21-June 20)
    You are quick and intellectual, and are a thinker. People like you because you are a bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

    Cancer (June 21-July 22)
    You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. You are a butthead.

    Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
    You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

    Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
    You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

    Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
    You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Most Libra women are whores. They are known as the world's greatest liars, although they pretend innocence and lack of guilt. All Libras die of venereal disease.

    Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
    You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

    Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
    You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting duped.

    Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
    You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.


    --Georg Christoph Litchenberg



  17. #17
    God/dess A_Guy's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2004
    Location
    Cleveland
    Posts
    2,188
    Thanks
    4
    Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Quote Originally Posted by RoseDelight
    Bitter person's horoscope


    hahaha... that's hilarious


    Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
    You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.


    now, who was supposedly born on Christmas? ...hmmmmm... who was that? I can never remember... was it Santa Claus?

    ahhhh well... he must have not been that important

  18. #18
    God/dess Vyanka's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Cash-Stack-istan Island
    Posts
    14,704
    Thanks
    6,564
    Thanked 11,625 Times in 3,697 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    hahaha, Rose that's freaking great.

  19. #19
    God/dess VADEN's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2004
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    3,530
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    For AinNY -

    Cancer - You are a water sign. Your feelings for others are overflowing.

    Your long time love is Pieces.

    Sexual Symmetry - Aquarius

    Platonic Pal - Sagittarius

    Good for a fling - Cancer

    Your also good with Taurus and Scorpio

    You don't really get along with Aries

    Your Strengths - Determined, kindhearted. You'd rather chill out at home.

    Weaknesses - Calculating. Hypersensitive. Your many mood swings can some-times leave your pals in doubt about how to approach you.

    Sexual M.O. - Your an angel in public but a devil behind the bedroom door.




  20. #20
    God/dess tiamaria's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    2,318
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    My ex was a cancer and he was the opposite of a sweetheart.But Another guy I knew was a cancer also and he was definitely a sweetheart.I like LEO men.

  21. #21
    God/dess VADEN's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2004
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    3,530
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy
    [/b]

    hahaha... that's hilarious




    now, who was supposedly born on Christmas? ...hmmmmm... who was that? I can never remember... was it Santa Claus?

    ahhhh well... he must have not been that important
    I'm a Cap and I died laughing when I saw that..



  22. #22
    God/dess A_Guy's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2004
    Location
    Cleveland
    Posts
    2,188
    Thanks
    4
    Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN
    For AinNY -


    Sexual Symmetry - Aquarius
    hey A... you hear that? *nudge nudge*... sexual symmetry with aquarius? *nudge nudge*

    *ahem*

  23. #23
    God/dess A_Guy's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2004
    Location
    Cleveland
    Posts
    2,188
    Thanks
    4
    Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN
    I'm a Cap and I died laughing when I saw that..
    ... but you're important to us V!!



    ... although, apparently I "lie a great deal"

    j/k

  24. #24
    God/dess VADEN's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2004
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    3,530
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy
    ... but you're important to us V!!



    ... although, apparently I "lie a great deal"

    j/k
    Awwww........



  25. #25
    God/dess RoseDelight's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2003
    Location
    LA
    Posts
    2,982
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Who are u compatible with?

    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy
    ... but you're important to us V!!



    ... although, apparently I "lie a great deal"

    j/k
    That you are, Vaden! *Hugs*


    --Georg Christoph Litchenberg



Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 1
    Last Post: 12-11-2010, 05:15 PM
  2. Clothing that is BF'ing compatible
    By Laylas in forum Body Business
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 09-18-2008, 05:19 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •