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    If you won the lottery, would you change your lapping habits? Would you share your fortune with your faves or ATF's?
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    How big a lottery? I'm sure I'd spread the wealth a bit, could be fun .

    Remember this guy?
    http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...hittaker_x.htm

    "In August, Whittaker was allegedly drugged while at a strip club and a briefcase with more than $500,000 was stolen from his vehicle. The money was recovered and two club employees were arrested."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeppeSai
    Would you share your fortune with your faves or ATF's?
    now, that's funny...i have to clean off my screen.....i think this thread should be changed to "An Ultimate PL Question...". i don't think there's any question that only an ultimate PL would even think about something along these lines. let me ask you something. now, i'm assuming that you can separate SS from actual reality.

    so, if the positions were reversed. how often do you think a customer's name would pop up in the head of a stripper when she thinking about the people with whom she would like to share her winnings? that's not to say that a customer wouldn't be on her list. i'm sure he's probably somewhere on the list right after her family, her friends, her ferret, the guys in the band, her cat, the mail man, her parole officer, the cable guy, her drug dealer, the stripper shoe salesman, her counselor in detox, the musical instument salesman, the telemarketer, the auditor from the IRS etc, etc, ad infinitum.
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    I could spend more now, but I'm satiated. I could give my faves more now, but they'd just spend it on more weed. There's an ecological balance in this.

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    Punk, it's a hypothetical question, meant in humor and/or fun.

    To answer your reversed question, no I don't think my ATF would share her winnings with me.

    Related to that, does my ATF think of me when I'm not with her? I seriously doubt it. SS aside, the fact that I know it all stops when I walk out that club exit is a nice break from previous efforts that were waaaayyyyyyy too much trouble in guessing signs and intentions.

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    Take mr_p's response. Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, and then you'll have my response if I were to win the lottery. You could probably go ahead and safely remove parole officer, drug dealer, stripper shoe salesman, counselor in detox, and musical instument salesman. I'm a good little boy.

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    If I ever won the lottery, I feel that I would have a hell of a time enjoying myself around dancers (or anyone for that matter) who knew that I was that loaded.

    Like Jay, I would probably do a lot of traveling. When dancers ask about me, I'd use the same story that I do now (just on vacation from my blue collar job).
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    If I won the lottery I would probably leave larger than usual tips at the place I eat brunch and stuff (ironically without expecting my waitress to hand me over her winnings. Although she would probably leave larger than usual tips at wherever she eats brunch too) so if I went to strip clubs in a non work capacity I probably would enjoy giving a couple a girls a really good night.
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    Jenny that's a fab way of looking at it. me too.

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    I think of some of my customers when I am out of the club.....share my winnings with them....I dnt know about that.
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    I love to be a big-tipper. Would probably be more extreme if I had millions. Would also probably spend more on LDs in general when I was at a SC, but would not likely visit more often. Don't currently have an ATF, and I would not "share" my worth with her per se if I did...but I would be a great tipper
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    If I won the lottery, I would treat Moneywise for a weekend in the Carribbean......

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    In terms of SC expenditures, if I won the lottery, I would still pay as cheap as prices as I can get away with but just try to see more girls at those prices.

    I have been and always will be a tight ass MFer no matter how much money I have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    If I won the lottery, I would treat Moneywise for a weekend in the Carribbean......
    tsk tsk ma lady.

    We could match the Caribbean weather anywhere.

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    if i went to clubs and had atf's and won the lottery, hell yeah i would spend more next time i was there.
    in fact even though i don't go frequently (except working which i don't do frequently either, lol!!) if i won the lottery i probly would hit the club and throw some bills around.
    as a dancer, i say, hey if you got it to waste, waste it on me baby!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    If I won the lottery, I would treat Moneywise for a weekend in the Carribbean......
    MW this is what I think of you cause you are such a studmuffin

    Hahahaha damn I wish I wasnt such an old muthafucka.

    Seriously, I think an MW/Kat rendezvous would make for some awesome TR/OTC reports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    MW this is what I think of you cause you are such a studmuffin
    I only play one on tv.


    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    I wish I wasnt such an old muthafucka.
    Wisdom is an invaulable trait that only comes with experience. You're wise in the ways of life's many little intricacies. I'm coming to Dayton between now and the summer. You know I will most definitely be looking you up. We're going to have to hit some spots.


    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Seriously, I think an MW/Kat rendezvous would make for some awesome TR/OTC reports.


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    I don't think that " sharing my fortune" is the way I would put it. I would probably be more generous with a few of my favs but I never want to be the guy surrounded by strippers because I'm shoving $20's in their tops just for sitting at my table.
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    I'd be doing a hell of a lot more VIPs in the big room...and tipping even more generously than I already do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    I don't think that " sharing my fortune" is the way I would put it. I would probably be more generous with a few of my favs but I never want to be the guy surrounded by strippers because I'm shoving $20's in their tops just for sitting at my table.
    Oh, man, I so totally want to be that guy right now. I shall clap my hands and then say "dance now, little monkeys, dance!" Oh, I have to go and win the lottery RIGHT NOW.
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    If I won the lottery, I would frequent SCs more often and spread some love around! I love stripclubbin'!
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    In most of the clubs I've worked, they always have this resident millionaire type who the girls flock around. He always has Dom or Crystal, and the girls just sit their like fools drinking it, kissing his ass, hoping to get a piece of the pie. But from what I've seen, he usually only has 1-2 that he spends on. Maybe burnout from when they first became rich and had everyone asking for a handout?

    Shit, if I won the lottery I would buy me a few hotties from Eastern Europe to come live here and service me as necessary. They can cook and clean too.....

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    I would definately love to throw the money around if I won the lottery

    There is a guy that hangs out at the club I work at and thinks he is a God because he is a millionare, but he doesn't buy lap dances. He just sits there with his buddy and drinks and acts like it is a regular nightclub. He is unfortunately very unattractive too so you would think he would be trying to buy attention. Maybe when you have that much money you don't care about the attention anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Shit, if I won the lottery I would buy me a few hotties from Eastern Europe to come live here and service me as necessary. They can cook and clean too.....
    Ah, Kat, always eminently logical. Although, while the "cook and clean too" aspect makes a great deal of sense, you might want to carefully consider the ramifications of your rent vs. own conclusion. There's some additional maintenance and upkeep issues to consider and then not being able to just walk out the door for a few weeks when you temporarily tire of the interaction. Just a couple thoughts; it's your life and money.

    Maybe when you have that much money you don't care about the attention anymore?
    Maybe he's getting exactly the type of attention he wants.
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    I nominate this for the all time best PL rollercoaster ride:

    http://www.phillymag.com/Archives/20...prodigy_1.html

    Quite long but a great read. Enjoy.

    Stay tuned for what happened to Ms. Bentley subsequent to the publication of this story.

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