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    Thumbs down Random Wood...

    What's up with it??? I know it happens, but why the hell does it happen at the most inappropriate of times?? Like just before my boss walked into my office this morning with the new sales director... "hey A_guy, I want to introduce you to <insert name here>". I just sat there looking like a fool, reaching far across my desk to shake his hand... no way I'm standing up ... I use my fingers to point, thank you very much!

    ... damn these production reports really make me horny

    anyone else have random moments of ... how shall I say... increased circulation?

    thanks... and have a great day

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    yeah, I always think about hot sweaty sex during class. Luckily for me, no boner to give it away though. hahahahaha


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    Default Re: Random Wood...

    ^

    LOL... yeah, you're lucky. It's not easy to explain away... and concentrating doesn't make it go away either

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    LOL! Yet another reason I'm happy to be a woman

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    Default Re: Random Wood...

    We may not have "random wood" but, we have "random wetness"....

    LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN
    We may not have "random wood" but, we have "random wetness"....

    LOL
    Yeah...but that cant get you in trouble

    A_Guy...i know the deal...its annoying sometimes. Especially at work.

    Even worse at the nude beach

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    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY
    Even worse at the nude beach
    ... that kinda makes it a little tough to hide... a guess a quick dash into the cold water should take care of things "down there"

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    Two words for you Guy: BOXER BRIEFS

    Yeah, luckily for us girls you can never tell.

    If a girl feels a little horny in her office, she can rub her clit at the edge of her chair(back & forth motions) while no one is looking. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    Two words for you Guy: BOXER BRIEFS
    yeah... got em on... helps a little, but when you're wearing dress pants, there's still a bit of mr. happy poking through

    If a girl feels a little horny in her office, she can rub her clit at the edge of her chair(back & forth motions) while no one is looking. LOL
    ohhhhhhh... that explains it.. I was wondering why that customer service lady kept gyrating her hips on that new chair they bought her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    Two words for you Guy: BOXER BRIEFS
    Yeah...thats all i wear...doesnt really help that much.

    If a girl feels a little horny in her office, she can rub her clit at the edge of her chair(back & forth motions) while no one is looking. LOL

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    Have the same problem at work. However, I wear a smok most of the day, soooooo....I can still sport wood and only let particular lady friends see the demon heheheheh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    Two words for you Guy: BOXER BRIEFS
    Yep wear em here too and it helps a little, but not enuff to hide the tent effect....haines needs to develop "popup blocker" briefs....try hidin the random hardon when ya have kids....it ain't easy!

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    I get THO's quite frequently, from everything to temp change (hot or cold) to sensitivity, not necessarily sexual. Does that count? Also, being just below Blade just brought it on...


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    I wanna be below Blade too,dammit,LOL!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    there now yer both on top of me and below me...sounds like a party!

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    Happens to me when I'm reeeeally tired.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    random wood alert!!!

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    I've heard of this "ailment" where guys will have boners that won't go away. To which I have wondered.................................. and???????????????
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    Default Re: Random Wood...

    I think seeing a guy with even a slight woodie under his pants is cute as hell..... particularly if I'm the one who caused it!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    I've heard of this "ailment" where guys will have boners that won't go away. To which I have wondered.................................. and???????????????
    ^ Most go away with some coaxing . I've never heard of that ailment... too much of the blue pill maybe? hmmmmm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by susan
    I think seeing a guy with even a slight woodie under his pants is cute as hell..... particularly if I'm the one who caused it!!!!
    he... we'd get a long well than


    for some reason, I don't think my boss would think its cute though

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    the condition of perma-boner is called "priapism", and yes it actually exists. and it's supposedly painful, as well.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    the condition of perma-boner is called "priapism", and yes it actually exists. and it's supposedly painful, as well.
    oh... that's not good.

    found this: (bold by me - sounds simply delightful .. I'll stick to the old fashioned way of draining, thank you)



    from http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1133.html

    What is priapism?


    Priapism is a prolonged and painful erection that can last from several hours up to a few days. The priapismic erection is NOT associated with sexual thoughts or sexual activity. What happens is that blood flows into the penis, but is unable to drain as it would in a normally flaccid penis. Considering that the penis provides little room for blood to circulate, the blood becomes stagnant after a while, acidifies, and loses oxygen. Without oxygen, the red blood cells become stiff, and even less able to squeeze their way out of the penis.

    Very few cases of priapism are without an obvious cause. In most cases, priapism results from one of two things: certain medications or medical conditions. Under the category of medications, there are two primary culprits. For one, penile injections used to treat some forms of impotence can cause priapism; however, this usually only happens when a man decides, on his own, to increase the dosage. Second, psychiatric medications, such as anti-depressants, seem to cause some cases of priapism; however, how these drugs affect priapism is unclear. The second major cause of priapism is certain medical conditions and diseases -- generally, any that cause the blood to thicken, or cause red blood cells to lose their flexibility and mobility. Sickle-cell anemia and leukemia are probably the most common conditions that cause priapism.

    Most men will seek treatment for this painful erection before it goes on for too long, usually within four to six hours. This is good since priapism can scar the penis if not treated early enough, and this can lead to impotence. In most cases, treatment involves draining the penis with a needle placed in the side of the penis. Medications that act on the blood vessels can also be injected to help shrink blood vessels and, thus, decrease blood flow into the penis. Sickle-cell anemia patients with priapism are usually treated by blood transfusion.

    Interestingly, this condition was named after Priapus, the Greek god of fertility. Statues and pictures of Priapus always showed him to be rather well-endowed and, seemingly, perpetually erect. And, if Alice remembers correctly, there was a small rock band out of Somerville, MA that called themselves Priapism....

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    Draining the penis with a needle?!

    Ouch.

    That scares me even though I don't have one.



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    Okay, maybe pain wouldn't be good.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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