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    Okay, enough of all of this crap about "what's the nice thing you did"...who the Hell started those??

    Today, I was walking into work. The woman in front of me reached the door...opened it with her keycard....and walked in...leaving the door to close behind her....and just in front of me. If she'd held the door for me, or just pushed it open a little, it would have taken all of a second out of her stride.

    While making my entrance, after quickly unlocking the door, again, I saw her going through the second door....and a 20 dollar bill was floating around on the floor.

    I suspect it was hers...although it may not have been. Either way, I didn't care. It became mine. So there.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
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    Common courtesy is hard to find sometimes.

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    On the other hand....

    (... you have five fingers.)
    (curse you, Steven Wright.)

    .... I went into a store yesterday. A lady was some seconds behind me. I considered whether I want to open the door and wait for her to catch up and come through, and decided I did.

    Received a very nice, "thank you," and as she went in and hit the interior doors, she opened it, and stood aside and held it for me, with a pleasing smile, and "My turn!"

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    ASS....did you miss the point of this thread????
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Oh! Sorry!

    Ummmm...... but a guy did cut me off in traffic.........

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    Hmmm.....20 dollars mojo?
    Obviously, the god's wanted you to find this and use it on a lapdance which coincidentally enough costs 20 dollars


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    Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena_666
    Hmmm.....20 dollars mojo?
    Obviously, the god's wanted you to find this and use it on a lapdance which coincidentally enough costs 20 dollars
    Not around here, it doesn't.

    I found a hundred dollar bill a few years ago. 1 month later, my wife lost $100.

    Karma.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    Okay, enough of all of this crap about "what's the nice thing you did"...who the Hell started those??

    Today, I was walking into work. The woman in front of me reached the door...opened it with her keycard....and walked in...leaving the door to close behind her....and just in front of me. If she'd held the door for me, or just pushed it open a little, it would have taken all of a second out of her stride.

    While making my entrance, after quickly unlocking the door, again, I saw her going through the second door....and a 20 dollar bill was floating around on the floor.

    I suspect it was hers...although it may not have been. Either way, I didn't care. It became mine. So there.
    Something simular happened to me yesterday. I had both hands full of food at a restaurant and this lady made it a point to rush out the door BEFORE me and without even holding the door open when she obviously saw me and obviously saw I had my hands full.

    Terribly rude. Over the years I have noticed that women really aren't as nice has they were. Of course, people in general really aren't as nice as before.

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    I have a dickhead to add to this post - I was in Cvs on Sunday trying to fill a prescription. They did not have the right stuff, would have to order it, and it would not be there for 2-3 days. This was for birth control, so timing was essential, 2-3 days - very bad. So, I asked him if he could call any of the other Cvs in the area to see if I could go there to get it. No big deal, right? This asshole is already looking over my head, nodding to the 2 customers behind me, and says "I don't have time for that, I have 2 other people to help". WTF? When I "calmly" explain that, I too, am a customer, and was here first, and would like to be helped - this oily heap of shit tells me that I should go to Rite-Aid instead! Niiiiiice........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
    Oh! Sorry!

    Ummmm...... but a guy did cut me off in traffic.........
    A moose once bit my sister......

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    mind you....moose bites can be pretty nasty
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    People suck.End of story.
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    Some doof at Burger king made my vegan sammich with real meat and so I slammed the door in his face.

    Or was this thread about what mean things people have done to you? Oh.

    When I was a kid....I had a frog. Some strange child took my frog and actually smushed it with his shoes.

    Now that was MEAN!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    A moose once bit my sister......
    No really! She was Karving her initials on the moose
    with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given
    her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
    star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
    Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst
    Nordfink".



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    yay sirona. did you have to look that up? i couldnt recall the movie names.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    i had that happen when i went out somewhere one time.. i held the door for this liek 60 year old guy, and he looked at me like i was an alien or something i guess he was in shock that the "18-year-old-long-hair-bearded-guy" did that

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    Another pharmacy story.

    Went to GYN. Was very scared. (Last time I saw the bitch, she accused me of selling my birth control pills to friends because I ran out early.) All went OK this time.
    Went to pharmacy to pick up new Rx. Called up to window #3. Window #3 says it is ready at winow #5. Window #5 says "Sorry, if you went to window #3, you must go to window #1, we don't take people from window #3." Window #1 says go to window #4. Window #4 has guy who was originally at #3, and says "Didn't I tell you to go to window #5?" Explained the above situation, man goes to window #5 and gets it for me.
    Fucking military health insurance.



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    I was walking in a cosmetics store, in door clearly marked "Entrance". The door has a handle, swings out, not the kind that automatically slide open. This woman leaving the store, for some reason, expected me to step out of HER way as she deliberately chose to exit using the wrong door. Instead, I glared & stopped. She suddenly found the right door. Actually I do try to act in interest of giving the benefit of the doubt, but some things are just ridiculous.


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    When I was a kid I stepped on a frog...took me days to get it off my shoe....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    Another pharmacy story.

    Went to GYN. Was very scared. (Last time I saw the bitch, she accused me of selling my birth control pills to friends because I ran out early.)
    You little drug dealer! You sold them the pills!?!? You KNOW how addicting they are...and how much damage they can do to a persons body...

    Well, I was at the store one time with my daughter in the seat of the cart. She was leaning over looking at something on the floor...when this lady just walks right into her and made Makayla's head it the cart...hard. I looked at this woman just walk away and in a store full of people just yelled..."Where are your manners? You knock into a baby and make her cry and just pretend like nothing happened??" She just looked at me and said, "Deal with it."

    The funny thing, though, was when I went out to the parking lot to put my stuff in the car...she was out there crying because someone side-swiped her new car and pretty much took the bumper off it. And, she didn't know who did it. I walked by her and smiled and said, "Karma's a bitch, eh?" Grrrrrrrr....

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    I'm generally a nice guy and lately it seems that if you give an inch, they take a whole mile. So if people do continue to push my buttons, they will receive a measured response. After all, even karma needs some help sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    yay sirona. did you have to look that up? i couldnt recall the movie names.
    It's the intro to Monty Python's Holy Grail.

    "All the people who were sacked have been sacked"



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    "Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked."

    Now for the important stuff:

    Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
    Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
    Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
    Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

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