Not to be too off topic, but I've got a GREAT Ron Jeremy story. I was at the AVN awards and trade show two years ago. I was walking around and saw Ron at one of the booths signing autographs. Needless to say, there was a long line of guys waiting to get one. So he's sitting at this table and one of the starletts from the company he was representing was sitting there with him. While he's signing autographs, he kept dozing off. You know, the ol' head bob action. Then he'd wake up abruptly, sign another autograph, and continued to doze off. He was most likely out partying all night the night before and forgot he actually had to "work" the next day. Anyway, in one of his dozing bouts, the girl next to him had to give him a nudge to wake him up. So he looked around and said to the group that he needed to take a short break and he'd be right back. He stumbles up from his chair and was noticably drunk still because he could barely walk. The girl ran up and was crutching him as they were going to the center of their booth which had a small room inside it. So he looks at the girl and says within earshot of everyone there, "I'll be okay. I just need to go inside, do a few lines, and I'll be good as new". Ron Jeremy...class act all the way!



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I believe you Dottie and you have my support 


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