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    Default Oh This Is Rich,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

    I'm sorry,but I laughed my *ss off when I read this.

    http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/4023140/detail.html
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    Default Re: Oh This Is Rich,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

    Oh geez. LOL

    That's a little much though. He shouldn't have taken their Xmas away from them. Ground them for a week, take away their cell phones, but damn, don't take Xmas!
    Last edited by Rhiannon; 12-03-2006 at 07:55 AM.

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    Hahahaaha that is too awesome! My oldest read it and laughed too.....





    By the way ladies there is NO santa claus....lol

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    LOL, Wow..That's nuts


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    Default Re: Oh This Is Rich,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

    You talkin' about my nuts?
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    LOL!I spent the day with my sister and she was threatening her kids all day that she was going to return their gifts and such,I gotta show her this,Too Funny!

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    that is hillarious!
    the slutty one

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    Default Re: Oh This Is Rich,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

    I heard on the TV news about this story. The kids were hitting each other, spewing curse words, insubordinate, and in general being very, very bad.

    This might be a good thing in the end. Sounds like a bunch of spoiled kids who forgot where their candy comes from.

    Could be applied to other cases I suppose.

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    Default Re: Oh This Is Rich,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

    Sounds like he has been taking parenting lessond from "Mommy Dearest"

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    Damn,I sent a mass email out to my friends in CA to see this.I hope they saw it before the auction was removed.

    Eh,oh well,LOL!!!
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    Default Re: Oh This Is Rich,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

    That's sad, hope the kids get over this embarrassment. There are other ways to discipline children, it's just not fair to take away the fantasy of Christmas from them.



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    Default Texas Dad Sells Christmas Gifts on eBay

    HOUSTON (AP) - The kids were naughty, Dad put the presents on eBay instead of under the tree - and Mom's been crying ever since. Now, even the tree's down.

    Saturday morning was sure not to be very jolly for three brothers - 9, 11 and 15 - who didn't straighten up when their father told them Santa wasn't too please with their fighting, cuss words and obscene gestures.

    Dad and Mom had warned their sons that the Nintendo DS video system - and the three games that go with it - were headed for the auction block if they didn't get their act together.

    ``No kidding. Three undeserving boys have crossed the line. Tonight we sat down and showed them what they WILL NOT get for Christmas this year. I'll be taking the tree down tomorrow,'' the man announced in his eBay posting.

    ``If you don't buy them, we'll return them to the store,'' the seller known online as magumbo-2000 reported on the site.


    Thursday night, the auction wound down with bidding at $465.01 - below the price the man had set. He said he would probably list the items again.


    A single day of particularly bad behavior set the Christmas crackdown in motion.


    ``These are normally really good kids,'' said Dad, who asked the Houston Chronicle not to reveal his name. Dad even admits he and Mom are partly to blame for being too lax at times.


    But enough was enough. The warning of an impending sale came earlier in the week at a sit-down between offspring and parents.


    ``We told them they were destroying each other and the calm and peace in the household. It had to stop,'' said the man, who did tell the paper that he works as an information technology specialist and lives in Pasadena.


    The boys pledged to be nice, but were back to their old ways the next morning.


    That night, Dad announced that he would indeed be putting $700 in video games up for sale on eBay. The oldest boy double-dared his dad to make good on his word.


    Dad said Mom has been in tears since the showdown.


    ``I don't do it outwardly,'' he said, ``but I'm crying on the inside.''

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    Default Re: Texas Dad Sells Christmas Gifts on eBay

    Hey, I wish more parents wouldn't reinforce bad behavior

    Kids are so unappreciative!

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    Go Daddy! Xmas isn't about presents and capitalist greed. Its about being stuck in the house with your drunk incoherent, and often violent, dysfunctional family. Dammit!


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    Hey I've seen some kids that definetely deserve to have all their toys sold for how they act. Would I do that with my kids, no, because they don't act out in a way that warrants me to take action like that, but if they did I would.

    I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muyaha
    but if they did I would.
    That is key.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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