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    Courtesy of the teasorama list:

    a Burlesque Night Before Christmas

    'Twas the night before Christmas
    And all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring
    Not even a mouse

    Our stockings were taut
    And our bottoms were bare
    In hopes that an audience
    Soon would be there

    --

    The footlights were lit
    And us girls were all preened
    And poured into our outfits
    Oh what a scene!

    Spit-black on my eyes
    Lips red with carmine
    The feel of marabou feathers
    Against my behind

    --

    But despite all our vanity
    We frowned at the clock
    Who's hands seemed to crawl
    And whose face seemed to mock

    For the seats were all empty
    And we took not the stage
    And my girlfriends and I
    Thought we'd die of old age

    --

    When all of the sudden
    I heard such a clatter
    So I peeked from the wings
    To see what was the matter

    When what to my wondering
    Eyes did appear?
    But a jolly old fat man
    With a bag full of gear

    --

    His look was familiar
    And it gave it me great pause
    As he said, "Cold you spare
    A quick show for me, Claus?"

    He looked at me, smiled,
    And then said with a cough,
    "I've got a bag full of goodies
    For you to take it all off!"

    --

    So I said, "What the Hell? -
    Show me some love!"
    He produced a gold bracelet
    And I took off my gloves

    --

    His bag full of trinkets
    Was big as a house
    I said, "Whatcha got in there
    To trade for my blouse?"

    He pulled out a necklace
    So shiny it hurt
    I hung it on my neck
    And slipped out of my shirt.

    --

    He said, "now there darling
    I believe I've a ring.
    It's yours for the taking off
    Of your stockings."

    --

    With the ring on my finger
    My silks hit the floor
    But jolly St Nicholas
    Seemed to want more

    He rooted 'round in his bag
    Then with a "Hurrah!"
    He handed me earrings
    And said, "How 'bout the bra?"

    --

    The earrings were ruby
    And looked oh so tasty
    So I acquiesced and
    And flashed glittering pasties..

    --

    I cannot explain how
    Despite the chill
    I stirred on the inside
    At this holiday thrill

    As I sit wearing only
    My riches I see
    For this jolly old elf
    I'd have done it for free.

    --

    So I've told you the story
    And shown you the sight
    Merry Christmas to all
    And to all a good night.

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    Default Re: Burlesque Night Before Christmas

    Cute!
    Visit http://www.midwestdancewear.com for a great selection and price for all your dancewear, lingerie, and shoe needs!

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    Default Re: Burlesque Night Before Christmas

    Oh that is so sweet! love it!
    Of course I brought the diamante cuffs.... Silly Daddy...

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    Default Re: Burlesque Night Before Christmas

    Yeah, that's good...
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
    George Clinton

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    Default Re: Burlesque Night Before Christmas

    Very well done, excellent.
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Hehe that's really cute!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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