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    I'd like to go out for New Yrs, by myself. I don't want to be rude, but maybe if I was to turn someone off instead of rejecting, it would be easier. I'll prob. be dressed nicely, makeup, hair done, etc. (not overly so) but I definately would like to be left alone. So, if you guys clue me in to something that would make you turn & run, let's hear it! Thanks


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    Hit an adult bookstore/sex toy shop and tell the guy at the counter you're a butch and would like to "pack"... for $50 or under, you should be all set.

    Putting on something like this under your panties should do the trick nicely:
    http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgi...EQC=3&TRAN85=N

    .. and if you're lucky, a cute femme might even hit you up.
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    LMAO Polecat!!!



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    I think if you wear this t-shirt, You'll keep them away.

    http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...?productid=249


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    burping,laughing obnoxious,talking really loud,spit,you know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz
    I'd like to go out for New Yrs, by myself. I don't want to be rude, but maybe if I was to turn someone off instead of rejecting, it would be easier. I'll prob. be dressed nicely, makeup, hair done, etc. (not overly so) but I definately would like to be left alone. So, if you guys clue me in to something that would make you turn & run, let's hear it! Thanks
    Simply be snooty and gab on and on about yourself and how marvelous your hair is.

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    Act really stuck up, dumb & deaf. That should work. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    Act really stuck up, dumb & deaf. That should work. LOL

    WOW!VY,That's hillarious!The funny thing is I have actually done that,LOL!The guy almost bought it until my partner in crime(My friend Eileen),made me bust out laughing,LOL

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    I don't think you get it, PC. Btw, I'm not gay, but get hit on by women too. Not a problem for me, just not my thing.


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    Smoking like a chimney does that to me every time.

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    tell any man that approaches you that your biological clock is ticking and they will do fine...if they are cool with this ask them if they mind being the "female" for a change

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    Just burp out real loud and start scratching. If that hasnt worked just mention that you havent shaved in a while and that you arent silky smooth.

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    stop by a religious supply store and pick up a nun's habit

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    Don't make eye contact...ever. If you catch someone looking at you, look long enough for them to realize that you have seen them, and then look away by rolling your eyes. If someone does approach you, respond to anything he says with "That's nice." then turn and walk away. When some dipshit calls you a bitch, pause...turn...and say "No shit." then continue on your way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz
    I don't think you get it, PC. Btw, I'm not gay, but get hit on by women too. Not a problem for me, just not my thing.
    Nope.. I get it totally.

    Believe me.. especially coming from an SF point of view- guys will steer well clear of any woman with a visible buldge in her pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by sumotek
    Just burp out real loud and start scratching. If that hasnt worked just mention that you havent shaved in a while and that you arent silky smooth.
    Been Done. Most guys don't seem to mind, or at least they are desperate enough to ignore it.

    Why go out alone if you want to be alone? To watch the people have fun socializing? I would take someone with me, a girl friend, a family member, a guy friend, a gay friend, or whathaveyou.

    Chances are, if you are alone and single, esp on NYE, you are going to be hit on by the lowest of the lowest scumbags. Nice guys are usually too shy to hit up on a woman alone.

    BUT....when I've gone out alone, I always found a guy I wanted to fuck, came right up to him, and just hung out with him all night. But I'm trampy that way.......

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    How about keeping hairy legs and im some facial hair will do the trick. That should scare anyone off unless you manage to find a guy whos a fetish for body hair. j/k

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    Have hair where it shouldn't be...

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    Silly, silly boys, still assuming that body hair is going to matter to some shit-faced rookie on NYE.....I've seen guys leave bars with 300 pounders easily when they were drunk and lonely...you're going to have to do better than that.

    Whirlez is a cute girl, she is screwed if she doesn't want attention.....

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I don't think she wants to be alone,I think the question was how to I keep the guys away that she hasn't any interest in.And the hair thing won't work,because if she were to meet a guy she wanted to hook up with.

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    Well, speaking as the designated eunuch, there's been plenty of times I've accompanied a lady, or ladies, who wanted to be left alone, so my toadly presence served that function. So from that standpoint, I identify with what Katrine said.

    Without someone, what MoJo said. Avoid eye contact. You don't have to be rude, but "I'm expecting someone," or, "I'm going to meet someone," might work. Got a nice ring for your left ring finger? Just some thoughts.

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    Katrine, you're sweet. All my friends have plans, I haven't been out of the house in forever, there's a new bar that's prob. gonna be open near that looks good.

    I like Mojy's idea the best, so far, but thanks to all.

    PC, dude, do you really think I'm gonna walk around w/a fake d*ck? I so don't think so. Btw, some guys do like that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz
    I'd like to go out for New Yrs, by myself. I don't want to be rude, but maybe if I was to turn someone off instead of rejecting, it would be easier. I'll prob. be dressed nicely, makeup, hair done, etc. (not overly so) but I definately would like to be left alone. So, if you guys clue me in to something that would make you turn & run, let's hear it! Thanks
    Fire up a chainsaw and carry it around with you. That definitely suggests "Leave me alone".

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    Well, that'd be kinda heavy, not 2 mention the bar prob. would'nt let me in, w/it...


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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz
    Well, that'd be kinda heavy, not 2 mention the bar prob. would'nt let me in, w/it...
    Fine. DONT listen to me. Get hit on. SEE what I care. Hmmph.

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