Chris Rock ("no sex in champagne") has also defined and mined "the friend zone" for laughs. Ever been there with a dancer? Any interesting twists?
The following summary was lifted from some other guy's website:
There are guys out there that don't even know they're in the Friend Zone with a girl. Here are some examples that should help clue you in. What's funny is that the majority of you out there should be able to identify with some examples. The girl says: "You're so nice", "It's so easy to talk to you", "Can you help me with my homework?", "I feel like we can talk about anything", "It's so fun being with you". Those are some of the lines many of us guys have heard.
There are other things that should clue you in. You've spent quite a bit of money on her and never had any sexual contact with her. No, cuddling and cuddling don't count. You've probably had prolonged phone/email/IM conversations with her. She's undressed in front of you and thought nothing of it. She had put on make-up on IN FRONT of you instead of putting on make-up FOR you. Those are some of the signs that you guys are in the dreaded Friend Zone.
Guys, do you ever wonder why girls seem to sleep with assholes but not with you, a nice guy? It's pretty easy if you think about it. First off, a real man is a bit of an asshole. Since the asshole basically acts like a real man, girls are attracted to him and he gets the ass.



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