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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    Personally, it depends on a couple things. First is how touchy a custy might be. I'm not like alot of girls who freak out if he touches her- if anything, I get more into it as long as he isn't GROPING! When I say that I like to be touched, I mean something like sliding a hand over my back, side or outer thigh, maybe my shoulders, but if your hand comes near my ass, breasts or inner thighs, I'm gone.

    Second is the money. I'm sorry, but if he's cheap, I'm not very into it. It's not the gold-digger type thing either. I can be just as happy going home with $300 as I would with $500, but to me, it feels like the guys who tip bigger enjoy my company more.

    Third is their attitude. If a guy acts like an ass, I'm just not into it, regardless of the money.

    If the first three strike a good chord, that's where the smell comes in. I personally like Stetson (would drink it from the bottle if I could), Usher, Curve and Dragon's Blood oil. But more than the cologne, I love BO. Not rank BO, that's just nasty. But if a guy were to come in and he smelled a bit like sweat and dirt, that's a HUGE turn on to me because I'm a country girl at heart and we all love dirty cowboys!
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    ^ this thread is 3 years old...

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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    I don't care what you smell like as long as its not sweat or dirt. Its amazing how bad some guys smell.



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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    ^ this thread is 3 years old...
    Oops, just read that, sorry.



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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    Just don't smell like semen, shit, vinegar, BO, urine, or rotting teeth/squid.

    I have experienced all of those, and be damn sure that if you're clean and smell nice I will cozy up to you a tad more. However, I wouldn't let you get in some groping or anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    ^ this thread is 3 years old...
    lmao, Didn't even notice. It just showed up on the "related thread" thingy and I figured I'd add my two cents.
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    ^ this thread is 3 years old...

    Yeah, so why are you posting in it?
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    Guys... you should be aware. Smelling nice may result in a batter lap dance.

    Smelling bad (like onions, garlic, curry, hot dogs, fish, body odor, shit, or just plain moldy funk) will get you a worse dance or no dance at all.

    I do get turned on by certain colognes. I love to smell the guy I'm dancing for, it's very primal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    ^ this thread is 3 years old...
    What's a little necroposting among friends.

    I need to figure out how to extract the fragrance of money into a cologne, we could market it as Big Ben.
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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    You get a good lapdance when you're respectful. And of course if you don't stink. I don't mind if a guy is wearing Brut or Old Spice, just as long as he's respectful. I'll be the naughty one

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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    Quote Originally Posted by juggernutz View Post
    What's a little necroposting among friends.

    I need to figure out how to extract the fragrance of money into a cologne, we could market it as Big Ben.
    Gotta disagree.... I really hate the smell of money. Like I need to wash my hands right after I do my nightly counting. The smell of money always sort of reminded me of old, rusty copper. Does cocaine smell like that? Or is it just the smell of 1,000 hands that have touched it. I dunno?

    Money has a very unique funk.


    On a completely nerdy side note.... scientists named the smell of dirt (as in soil, ground dirt, the stuff on the forest floor) Geosmin. LOL. So it sounds almost like Jasmine. Science humor... hehehehe.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geosmin
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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    lol, Remind me to make that note to myself- Take boyfriend for a mile jog and sprinkle him with Geosmin. Sweat + Dirt = SEX!

    lol, But I guess I kinda reiterated with that statement?
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    I usually get compliments on my cologne, but then I've usually given them money just before it happens. *shrug*
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    ^I don't ever tell anyone how great they smell unless I really mean it. Money has nothing to do with that.
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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    ^ i tell guys all the time that i think they smell great. if theyre wearing cologne, that is. ANY cologne. and it could be before theyre spending money, or when we're dancing.

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    Default Re: Will wearing nice Cologne get you a better lapdance?

    I'd also like to add..... that I Hate... Despise... Loathe..... Axe and Tag body sprays.

    I think they smell cheap and over-the-top strong.

    A nice cologne is worth the investment, guys. Trust me. Some Sexy girls are really into scent.
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    ^ Agreed on both counts.

    Whomever invented Axe/Tag should be forced to smell it everyday. I'd rather soak myself in Raid Roach Killer.
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