Recently at work, when I went around for my tip, this guy says to me, "But I didn't even enjoy your dance [but I was looking at you until my beady little eyes nearly fell outta their sockets!]" In this case, it was very evident that he was making a vain attempt to get back at all the cute girls that have turned him down. His friend had a wallet full of $100's (aka rent money, car payments, etc.) and said to me "Awww shux, I only have $100's." Translation: I just got paid today, and really this money is to put food in my fatass belly and to pay for my pigsty of a house, but I'm going to flash it around so I can make all the pretty dancers think I'm rich." Please.



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. Lol, I hear you though. I had to laugh at this poor sap the other night who was sitting next to me at the stage. My ATF had caught his eye earlier and he bought a dance from her (which cost him all of his $ except his last $2). She got on stage to do her set, and was one pole to the left of us, about 10 feet away. There was a girl on the pole in front of us doing a set as well. The girls started dancing and stripping, and the guy wanted to give his last $2 to my ATF. Well, the girl on the pole in front of us became livid because he was sitting at her stage, gawking at her while my ATF was turned around, not tipping her. She started calling him all kinds of nasty names, which caught the interest of my ATF who thought she was yelling at me. After yelling at the custy, the dancer stood up, leaned against the pole and refused to dance the rest of her set. Was she justified? Absolutely. I just felt for the guy, his heart was in the right place, but his ass was in the wrong seat.


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