Results 1 to 17 of 17

Thread: Momma and Daddy Saying's

  1. #1
    God/dess kryssy's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Dayton, Ohio
    Posts
    2,563
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Momma and Daddy Saying's

    What things did your parents use to say to you that you now find yourself saying?


    For me, Find a Corner

  2. #2
    God/dess VenusGoddess's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Home
    Posts
    13,598
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 28 Times in 23 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    "That's one...that's two...that's three, take 2 minutes quiet time."

    (for anyone who doesn't know...it's called 1-2-3 Magic...discipline for children.)

  3. #3
    God/dess kryssy's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Dayton, Ohio
    Posts
    2,563
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    LOL I couldn't count how many times my parents counted to 3.

  4. #4
    God/dess RoseDelight's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2003
    Location
    LA
    Posts
    2,982
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    "I think you talk to hear your head rattle".....

    "Money does not grow on trees"....

    "Boogeyman comes out, if you don't go to sleep"....My parents are evil.

    "If you're ever going to say anything stupid, Don't stand next to me while you're saying it"......Again, my parents are evil.

    "Get your finger out of your nose!"

    "I've dieted, worked out, and even fasted.....Where's the duct tape for these pants?"....


    --Georg Christoph Litchenberg



  5. #5
    God/dess SonicBones's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    2,354
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    Father Faves-
    "There's the door if you don't like it!"
    "Why don't you get a haircut ya fucking freak!"
    "You and that fucking rock and roll!"
    "Ya think you'll make any money playing music?"
    "Turn it down,now!!!"
    "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!"
    "When I was your age..."
    "Never throw the first punch,once they do though let them know they've been in a fight!"
    "Son,You've made me proud!"


    I don't say these but figured I'd just post them anyway. He was a hard man, but a fair man when all was said and done.
    Last edited by SonicBones; 01-05-2005 at 12:00 AM.

  6. #6
    God/dess Rhiannon's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Lil Rhody
    Posts
    10,471
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    *Keep making that face, I'll slap you on the back and it'll stay that way forever!*

    *Everything you leave on the floor will be thrown out!*

    *Uh.. Yeah.. Remember that tree that you climbed out of when you snuck out? It's gone now.. And you're grounded." (haven't had to say this one yet.. Luckily. But, I'm sure it's coming.)

    *Do as I say, not as I do!*

    ::sigh:: memories

  7. #7
    God/dess tiamaria's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    2,318
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    Your face is gonna stay like that!
    I Gooma Cha Cha
    Oh, you kids!
    I never talked to my mother like that,I had respect!
    When I was a liitl Girl/boy
    "Go brush your teeth"
    for cyin out loud!
    whats wrong with you?
    finish your dinner/eat your vegetables!
    your not allowed!
    Don't you dare!
    Dammit!
    reguardless!
    I don't care!
    did you do your homework?
    Wait till your father gets home
    What did you just say?
    My mother used to say that this riddle is about me,There was a girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead,
    and when she was good,She was very very good,
    But when she was bad she was horrid!
    Last edited by tiamaria; 01-05-2005 at 07:33 AM.

  8. #8
    Featured Member Wwanderer's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2004
    Location
    Most of the time in N. America, Asia, Europe or Australia
    Posts
    1,337
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    I felt sorry for myself because I have no shoes until I met a man who has no feet.

    -Ww
    "At this moment what more need we seek?
    As the Truth eternally reveals itself,
    This very place is the Lotus Land of Purity,
    This very body is the Body of the Buddha."
    - Zazen Wasan

  9. #9
    God/dess kryssy's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Dayton, Ohio
    Posts
    2,563
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    Some of the ones my parents used to say
    - do as i say not as i do
    - what were you thinking
    - i don't care (insert name) is allowed they are not my child

  10. #10
    Member Casey-11's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Long Island
    Posts
    73
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    Did we have the same parents?

  11. #11
    God/dess MrChristopher's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2004
    Location
    philadelphia suburbs (delaware, actually)
    Posts
    4,857
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    about 2 or 3 years ago, i had the whole army in the car going to the zoo. the older 2 were doing the typical "OMG MOM HE'S BREATHING MY AIR STOP TOUCHING ME AUGHH!!!" stuff that kids do. i had a blistering headache, and got up early to make it a special day, after getting home at 4 am. it was about 9 when we left. So anyway the kids are all bugging out, i asked them a few times calmly to mellow out. and then i snapped. and i actually screamed this:

    "SO HELP ME GOD IF I HAVE TO PULL THIS CAR OVER....."

    and then i trailed off, and paused, horrified. my wife looked at me and went "wow. hi dad!" and we had to pull into the emergency lane to giggle for about 5 minutes. all day she'd say stuff to me like "as long as you're living under MY roof...." etc. good times.

    i think the number one thing i say which i think all parents do is "I'll think about it". which of course means no.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

  12. #12
    God/dess Bunny's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2003
    Posts
    2,495
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    Life isn't fair. (In response to "Moooom, that's not fair."

  13. #13
    God/dess Gynger's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    3,103
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 15 Times in 9 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    LOL... oh boy.. great thread!!!

    "I do not care what such and such's parents let them do, you do not belong to them"
    " Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?"
    "Don't make me get out my ugly stick"
    "Don't make my hand and your butt have a chat"
    " I wouldn't go there if I were you"

    WHen asked, "Are we there yet, or how much farther...

    answer: "We will get there when we get there... and a kabillion more miles, would you like to ride on TOP of the car??"

    "That's just fantastically craptastic!"
    " You did WHAT?"
    " I don't care what you say, your room is NOT clean"
    " God made me your mother for a reason, that's why"


    [/URL]
    [/URL]



  14. #14
    Veteran Member pimpy718's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2004
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    425
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    Quote Originally Posted by tiamaria
    I never talked to my mother like that!
    When I was a kid
    "Go brush your teeth"
    for cyin out loud!
    what's the matter with u?
    Don't you dare(followed by my first name and then middle name!)
    Dammit!
    I don't care!
    did you do your homework?
    Wait till Dad gets home
    What did you just say?
    Um yeah, these are all just too familiar. What about-
    "Turn that crap off," in reference to the television
    "Where were u last night?"
    and what about
    "NO!" I hated that word. It was my first word as a baby but I still hate that word to this day, unless I'm the one saying it.
    "You love my lady lumps."



  15. #15
    God/dess kryssy's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Dayton, Ohio
    Posts
    2,563
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    "I have to meet their parents before you go anywhere with them"
    "I brought you into this world and I CAN take you out"
    "Do you think you are the only one that lives in this house?"
    "Where did you hear that at?"

  16. #16
    Featured Member The_Oceans's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2003
    Location
    SoCal, Valley of the Antelopes
    Posts
    1,522
    Thanks
    36
    Thanked 30 Times in 28 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    Whenever I was a teen going out on Friday or Saturday night, my dad would always say "Be careful, there's a lot of crazy people out there."
    "Women, not girls, rule my world" - Prince

    "No parking on the dance floor" - Midnight Star

  17. #17
    Featured Member GnBeret's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    796
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts

    Default Re: Momma and Daddy Saying's

    "Because I said so..."
    "That's your answer Old Man? I guess you're a Hard Case too...."
    - Luke
    "Some men, you just can't reach...."
    - Boss, re Luke

    If there's one thing in my life these years have taught me,
    it's that you can always see it coming, but you can never stop it.
    -Cowboy Junkies

Similar Threads

  1. Does your Momma know what you do?
    By 4everresolutions in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 10-12-2010, 01:04 PM
  2. Replies: 23
    Last Post: 02-25-2008, 07:11 PM
  3. Lush for a Momma to be?
    By Callyish in forum Body Business
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 01-22-2008, 12:05 AM
  4. me wanting to dance made my momma cry
    By sixelayvi in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 06-30-2007, 06:53 AM
  5. Whoa momma!
    By NewGirl9 in forum Body Business
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 04-14-2006, 09:38 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •